Authors note: Thanks to my BETA Flugan.

This is part one of another one-shot series that will be up between the diaries.

Enjoy.

Komuis mission to kill Lavi! Part 1

Lavi liked to do a lot of things – tricking people, teasing, make pranks, call Kanda Yuu-chan, call Allen Moyashi-chan, call Bookman Ola-man-panda, and annoy Kanda while calling him Yuu-chan, which was definitely his all-time favorite.

In the beginning it had been frightening to be chased by the temperamentful, sword-wielding exorcist. The first he really thought he was a dead man. But as time went by and Lavi honed his skill at avoiding Mugen and Kanda, he recognized the fun in being chased – and he suspected that Kanda had come to the point where he might enjoy this little play too.

Lavi was currently sitting by a table in the cafeteria, eating with his friend Allen. It took some time but Lavi could now proudly say that he wasn't disgusted by the amount of food Allen inhaled every day.

Then he saw Allen shove a whole strawberry cake in his mouth.

Lavi 0 – Bottomless stomach aka Black hole 1.

"So, Allen", Lavi said to get the white-haired exorcist attention. Allen slurped the last of his spaghetti and looked up at Lavi.

"What?" Allen asked. Lavi bend forward over the table and whispered:

"I heard you got your birthday present from Yuu yesterday.."
And Allen turned beet red. "Hoho, what did you get? Something good?" Lavi smiled mischievously and noted how embarrassed Allen became. Allen looked away and mumbled something.

"What was that, Moyashi-chan?"

"Nothing. I have to go.." Allen quickly put all the dishes on his cart and hurriedly went to leave it by the kitchen and then he ran out. Lavi was quick to follow.

But what he didn't expect was for one of Komui's Komurins to ambush him right outside the door.

"Prepare to die, damn octopus!" He heard Komui yell. Lavi looked up and saw the crazy scientist standing on a platform on the Komurin's head.
"With this Komurin 1 special edition I will eliminate all threats! Komurin, ATTACK!"

And Lavi started to run. But he couldn't shake Komui's robot.

Lavi couldn't for the life of him figure out why he was on Komui's death list today – do anyone?

Lavi ran up a few stairs and quickly stepped inside a room – just before the robot came up to see where he went.

But the room wasn't any better.

"Baka Usagi! What the hell have you done to have that bastard and his fucking robot after you?" Lavi recognized the angry voice immediately.

"Hehehe.. Hi Yuu.. Moyashi-chan?" Lavi got from nervous to surprised in under a second. The room had busted in to was Kanda's (Lavi knew that no other room had a lotus in an hourglass), though that wasn't what surprised him. It was Kanda and Allen in the same room, NOT fighting each other, NO innocence activated and Allen was in Kanda's room… How has that not resulted in him being dead yet? Which brings forth another question:

Did Yuu-chan let Moyashi-chan into his room.. willingly?

"DO NOT CALL ME THAT!" Both yelled simultaneously. Lavi raised his hands in defense.

"Sorry, sorry. Anyway, can I hide in here for a bit? Komui's after my blood, hehehehe…" Lavi tried to appeal for their… well Allens good side – but no such luck.

"Lavi…" Allen took a step closer to Lavi and put his left hand on his shoulder. "During any other circumstances, I would help you… but as you said: Komui is after you. And we don't want to get caught in the crossfire… KANDA NOW!" Kanda opened the door (he must have snuck behind Lavi while Allen had him occupied) and Allen pushed Lavi out to the dangerous corridor hard. As Kanda closed the door Lavi heard Allen say:

"I do hope you survive!" Lavi ran to the door and tried to force it open, but he didn't budge.

"Don't leave me here! Please! Help meee!" Lavi wailed to the door, and hoped for a miracle.

"Threat has been found", a metallical voice said from behind the wailing, red haired exorcist. "Preparing the neutralizer…" the voice continued. Lavi was too tired to run away. He sat on the floor, waiting for his demise. Just as the needle arm was closing in on him, a dark angel arrived.

Lenalee.

And Lavi thought that miracles do exist, when Lenalee destroyed her brother's creation.

This Wednesday the first chapter of Secret Diary will be up, I guess you all know now who's writing that.

I haven't exactly been hiding it...