Hey guys. I'm getting so much love that I decided to post again two days after the last chapter.

This question could apply to real life if everyone had background bubbles and sparkles and could make the "shiny" noise. Alas we are weak mortals and do not have the power of large, shiny eyes nor the benefits of being anime characters. My tears they fall.

I must be emotional because FavouriteKitten's review also brought tears to my eyes. Love, she gives me the love I love to have loving me! You people should follow her, serenityrain2233's and Asatsuyuu Nikoru's example. But seriously FavouriteKitten thanks for the review I was getting somewhat discouraged. This chapter's for you! I hope it's up to par.

Serenityrain2233: I'm glad you like this stuff; I love writing it. You're the other reason I decided to post so quickly.

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Asatsuyuu Nikoru: You review so often I have your penname memorized. What an accomplishment! I'll send you a message with the poll's contents in it. I'm saying what it is next chapter anyways. Thanks for reviewing my dear, dear faithful reviewer.

Well…I've got nothing else to say right now except story time.

QUESTION: What's up with the sparkly backgrounds and shiny eyes?

Ayame whistled cheerfully. She had finally managed to marry/mate Kouga. And even though it had taken three barrels of sake they were pretty happy. Well Ayame was.

Kouga still went to visit Kagome often but Ayame had taken care of her. Fertility drugs slipped into her food and aphrodisiacs in InuYasha's. She hoped they enjoyed the children.

Kouga was in some kind of sick nightmare.

"Kagome be my mate!" Kagome smiled and shrugged.

"I would but…" Suddenly InuYasha ran in- all twelve of them.

"Uhh I have a family!" The InuYasha's both senior and juniors smirked.

"Yeah you mangy wolf!"

The Kagomes gasped and clenched their fists as cross veins popped up on their faces. Then they said it.

"Inuyashas…." The InuYashas stiffened and horror flashed across their faces.

"Sit boys!" Kouga became to cry. It was reality and a nightmare. He had woken up one day with a headache married to Ayame and Kagome had twenty-six children with "InuTrasha."

Ayame snuck into Kouga's den. She liked to watch him sleep especially since he got a separate cave and refused to share it with her at night or for "special occasions." As she watched her husband sob over another woman, her background became pink, full of stalker love, and covered in bubbles and sparkles. Her eyes shined and the "shining" noise was heard.
(The Shining... hehe… Ayame used red rum...hehe)

"Oh honey." Kouga resisted the urge to shudder. 'Yo, roll with it man!' a random voice/ his inner conscience said.

Attempting to "yo, roll with it" his background became dark, evil and all around malicious looking.

"Crap wrong background!" He scrunched his face up and forced it into a goldenness-pink. But, remembering Kagome he couldn't bare to add bubbles or sparkles.

"Hello Ayame…. My d-dear." If possible, her background grew sparklier, bubblier, pinker and her eyes shined with the stalking-obsessive love she felt. Kouga's eyes began to water at the intensity.

"Uhhh let's go on a trip," he tried, desperate to escape the burning sparkles.

But the sparkles grew sparklier and her pink background grew pinker. The bubbles grew in size and increased in bubbliness.

"Wheeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrreeeee," Ayame asked batting her lashes surrounding her wide, shining, BURNING WITH BURNINGNESS eyes. A sizzling noise like butter in a frying pan began quietly.

Ayame smiled as she heard the sizzle, her fangs adding to the glistening brightness that cause Kouga so much pain.

"Are you cooking something for me?! Oh, Kouga!" The background, its contents and her eyes multiplied in their pinkness, sparkles and bubbles. She giggled and batted her eyes lashes faster. And the sizzling grew louder with two loud pops.

"You should get what you're cooking, babe," she breathed to him. Kouga said nothing.

"Kouga? Kougaaa? Oh you're speechless at the depth of your love for me!" And once more everything grew pinker, sparklier, bubblier and brighter. So much brighter. The hissing and sizzling noises sounded like fluffy-kins' hisses when little Billy dropped him in the toilet and flushed.

Ayame sighed and thought of their "perfect life together." Their future happy family with good-looking well-behaved children (after Kouga let her in his cave they would start on them,) their relaxed and prosperous life together, the white picket fenced house and the second honeymoon. She eventually stopped daydreaming and looked deep into Kouga's eyes. All of the sparkles, bubbles, pink, yadda loving yadda happiness yadda and shiny focused on him.

With several louder pops! His eyes fell out of his head, exploding when they hit the ground.

"OH MY GOD! That's not funny Kougy-babe!" Kouga's body began to shake and make beeping noises.

"Can't deal with commitment. We need to talk. I only want to be friends. It's me not you. You're more like a sister to me. I need space. You looked way better on myspace. We should see other people. Kouga unit overload overload overload," he said in a robotic way.

"Kouga I thought you loved me!" BOOM.

Ayame had forgotten. Male wolf demons, actually men in general, are overly sensitive to sparkles, loved and commitment. So their systems overload and blow up. Any man that doesn't blow up is married or gay.

ANSWER: It symbolizes love, female's happiness, commitment and in Kouga's case "just rolling with it." Women are the ones to use it most often and men often run from it. Poor guys.

Next question: Why do anime characters wear the same clothes day in and day out?

This is going on hiatus while I type a novel for fiction press and a few stories for here. So see you guys in a month or two!

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-TMA