Me: What is up?

Setsuna: No. It's whaz up?

Me: That's what I said..

Mana: Shut up twits.

Me: Yeah yeah. Anybody heard of Morning Musume?

Setsuna: *raises hand*

Me: *slaps hand down* Not you. Anybody? Well if not just go to youtube and type in konosetsu moments. And click TakaGaki Opv. They're just like konosetsu.

Setsuna: Impossible!

Mana: *opens laptop* look.

Me: Anyways...I want to do a fic about our favorite yuri couple in Ai and Risa's place. So it would be Morning Musume: Negima edition (COPYRIGHTED. DON'T TAKE IT OR I'll GET MANA TO SHOOT YOU!)

Setsuna: *cough* anyways..

After minutes of lying in bed and cursing the universe, Setsuna leapt out of Konoka's bed, grabbing her belongings. It took her awhile to find her shoes, which had miraculously ended up under the mattress.

Slipping her glasses over her face, Setsuna strode over to the bathroom door, knocking three times.

"Konoka?"

The sound of pounding water softened for a second, followed by the watery sound of Konoka's voice.

"Kono-chan."

Setsuna pouted, stamping her foot down, while she rolled her eyes. It was a lot better than saying ojou-sama, but she complied, leaning closer to the door and placing her lips against the frame.

"Kono-chan, I'm going to go home-"

"Why? I thought we were going on a date!"

"Oi. Kono-chan, I'm going home to prepare for our..." Setsuna looked down, her mouth opening and closing randomly. "C'mon Setsuna, you can do this...be brave.." Setsuna murmured under her breath. Quickly, she coughed, backing away from the door a few inches, twiddling her thumbs.

"Date." Setsuna finished, looking at the small clock on the wall.

Behind the shower screen, Konoka sighed sadly, rubbing some more shampoo into her chocolate locks. Before Setsuna could notice the pause, Konoka jumped back into her upbeat self, smiling at the thought of a date.

"Alright. When are you coming back?"

Setsuna paused, looking back at the clock, then walked to the door.

"3. I'll pick you up then. I'll see you in a bit." She called, waiting until she heard an "Okay." and similar good bye from the girl in the shower.

And with that, Setsuna left (after checking the address of where Konoka lived) and ran like Charlie Bucket back to her apartment outside of Mahora.

She busted her way in, barely dodging the coffee table, and stumbled into the bathroom.

Setsuna clicked the light on, jumping onto the sink, as she tore down her pony tail. She groaned, looking at her distressed self in the mirror.

Dammit, why couldn't she be like someone else and just know what to wear on a date? Because she was Setsuna and the universe liked to mess with her.

She shook her head solemnly in agreement. Oh how the universe liked to mess with her.

Putting that matter aside, Setsuna charged for her closet, pulling out sets of clothes, and dragging them into the bathroom, while she held them against her body. She was honestly surprised to find so many blouses, tank tops, and skirts. Luckily, none were pink.

Finally, after many sighs of frustration, and slaps to the forehead, Setsuna was laying her outfit on her bed.

She decided on a pair of plain denim jeans, since she didn't feel like doing anything special. Then, a simple green jacket/vest with a yellow shirt underneath.

Setsuna left her hair down, flipping it over her shoulders, pulling it back halfway, making faces in the mirror. She growled at herself, throwing up claws, and barred her teeth.

"Hey, Setsuna? Do you mind if I sleep over-whoaaaaaaa. What are you doing?"

Setsuna stopped, still making a face at the mirror, and turned to the doorway. "Ummm.." Setsuna started, unsure of what to say. Why the hell had she give Mary a key to her apartment?

Mary grinned, stepping into the bathroom, and grabbed a handful of Setsuna's hair. "So," Mary began, letting Setsuna's hair go, "You got a hot date?"

Setsuna blushed, swatting Mary's hand away while it was still in range, "Yes, I do! Now why are you here?"

"Well.."

Setsuna's eye twitched, "Well, what?" Setsuna snarled, the blush covering her face not helping her.

"Well, Ms. Ferocious Strawberry, Max kinda got pissy when he found me half asleep in the break room.." Mary trailed off slowly, scratching the back of her head sheepishly.

Setsuna sighed, her blush slipping away, as she covered her face with her hand. "You can stay, but I SWEAR if you get on the internet and go to a website including 'red' and 'tube', I will tell Max you love him." Setsuna warned, brushing past Mary, as she went to her bed and pulled out a mini pair of Ugg boots.

From behind her, Mary cheered, "I won't let you down shortcake!"

The shorter girl shot a knowing glance over at the girl jumping onto the couch, "Mary. Don't go near Playboy or any other shows like that."

"Yes, mom."

Setsuna grabbed her wallet off her dresser, slipping it into her front pocket, and headed for the door. "Maybe I should take a wakizashi at least.." she thought, nervously biting down on her lip.

"Don't take it.." Mary mumbled, clicking a button on the remote while she stared at the TV.

Setsuna jerked her head around, "Really?"

Mary nodded absentmindedly, "Really. DON'T take it.."

Setsuna sighed, pulling the door open, "Be good. Be safe. Blah blah blah. We both know you're up to no good. Good bye."

Slamming the door shut, Setsuna made her way back to Konoka's, failing to hear the words "Really. DON'T take the deal!"

Pay attention kids. This could be you.

Setsuna walked quickly, feeling like she could float on air, as she dodged past people on the sidewalk. She was just a tad bit nervous to tell the truth, she had never been on a date before.

"Maybe we could go bowling?" Setsuna asked herself, rounding the corner, and jumping over a puddle.

Quickly, she scratched it out, the sounds of crashing pins shattering in her mind.

She brushed a hair off her lips, surprised to find her palms clammy. Setsuna made a face and swiped her palm on her jeans, as she walked up the familiar stairs of Konoka's apartment.

"Maybe I'll take her to Dankiya Hall. I hear it's romantic." Setsuna thought out loud, combing a hand through her raven locks.

Thwack

"Owwwwwie.." Setsuna hissed, rubbing her forehead.

Maybe today was run into things day?

Setsuna shook her head, things weren't right today. Or yesterday for that matter.

Carefully, she maneuvered around the air conditioner and walked to the door at the end of the hall.

It loomed over her, mocking her.

She shied away from the door, suddenly nervous to knock. Setsuna looked over her shoulder at the massive rectangle blocking her way, maybe she could go back home, jump on the couch with Mary and have a root beer.

Setsuna sighed, sucking in a deep breath. She couldn't do that to Konoka.

Guilt weighed out the embarrassment.

So, Setsuna steeled her nerves, and walked back to the door. Slowly, she knocked, flinching at the sound which seemed so painfully loud.

Seconds passed, Setsuna debated on walking away, but then, the door opened to reveal the most adorable thing she had ever seen.

Me: Woot! Sorry for the wait, I had to go over this chapter a lot for some reason.

Setsuna: Riiiiight. Now get to work on the Morning Musume negima edition!

Me: Ohhhhh. I love those two girls! So sad that Ai is leaving. *Crys*

Mana: You just learned about them 2 days ago!

Kaede: nin nin

Mana: *swoons*

Me: She needs to get checked out...anyways. Yes. I just heard of them. And I am a huge fanboy and TakaGaki shipper. They were made for each other!

Setsuna: So if you like them, feel free to message him! His little sister probably will talk to you mostly. She's a bigger fan-

Me: *cough* remember to review. They actually make us write faster.

Everyone: Bye!