Pippin the Ringbearer
A/N: Hello again!!! :) I now have another story, which I am putting up today (Friday). It will be one chapter, so I will put up the reviews for it in this story. Okay? Confused yet? Good, 'cause it's gonna get worse!!! :)
Another A/N: Ahem... sorry it took so long, I got kicked off for no reason because the people on fanfiction are GAY!!!!!!! I mean, I didn't DO anything!!! But oh well. At least it was my other story that they removed and not this one... oh well!!! :) I think I will repost IYGAADP just to annoy them...
Reviews for Pippin the Ringbearer!!
MooseyREINCARNATED: Okay! :) Did you read the next 2 chapters of Gondor High School yet? It's good! A little weird, but still good!!! :) You happy? Your name's changed! (grins evilly)
Shadow929: Wahoo!!!! :) Sweet! :) MOOSEY, YOU NEED TO READ HIS/HER REVIEW!!!!!!! You are helping us take over the world!!! YAY!!!! :) I'm sure Bob will lend his ninja monkeys to us! :) But there is one small problem: We are now no longer the Knights Who Say Ni... We are now the Knights Who Say Icky Icky Icky pecan zoopoin (mumbles something) :) Hehe... yeah! Thanks for the review!!! :)
Red Devil15: Tree-lets? Interesting... We might be able to train them to take over the world!!!!! MWUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!! Okay, I'm better now! :) Thank you for the review, and thank you for not flaming me yet! ;) Are Tree-lets like Ents? That would be cool!!! :)
HelgaMoon: I'm not sure I want Lard- flavored ice cream, really! ;) Maybe I'll have Ryan as another Fellowship member!!! ;) Heck yeah, Drumline brought shame to me and my brothers... I mean band nerds! :) Ed does not like my brother, because he nearly ran him over today! :) Hello Double D! How are you? Your folks treating you well? Well, you know how that is! :) Thanks for reviewing, you 2! :)
Mina aka: Mockingbird: LOL!!!!!!! That was funny! Well, to answer your question, I have about 2 or 3 Dr. Peppers, then, after I'm sure it's kicked in, I ask myself, 'So what happens now?' and the caffeine takes it from there!!! :) But before I drink the Dr. Peppers, I have to answer reviews, or I'll go completely nuts on people (For an example, see Ch. 6! ) And that's really basically it!!!! :)
HarryEstel: Yes I am! And yes, people remind me of that misfortune constantly (glares at Moosey) Thanks!!! And PLEASE put your next chapter up! :)
Reviews for If You Gave Aragorn A Dr. Pepper!!
Kharina: Yes, we all need a break from heavy reading sometimes! That's why I write stories!! :) Thanks for the review!! :)
Shadow929: YAY!!!!! SUGAR GOOD FOR ED!!! :) Hehe!! :) Thanks! :)
FlameTalon: LOL!!!!! :) Thanks! :) You know me, I'm a funny girl! :) Have you stopped laughing yet?!? :)
VBC( ): In my experience, Stupid DOES equal funny!!!!!!!!! :) And I'm going to put lots of exclamation marks just to annoy you!!!! :) I like annoying people!!!!! :) Thanks for the review!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)
Moosey: It's 'attention span', not 'intention span' you silly goose... or moose!! :) Thanks as always, Moosey!!!!!
P.S.: Faggity fag fag faggot!!!!!!! :)
Pasha ToH: in this twisted mind, you never know what you'll find! :) But so far, I have found (looks at mind) Whoa!!! Is THIS what my mind looks like? Wow!!!!!!! :) oh! And FYI, I think they have a gut surgery to help you!!! :) Thanks! :)
SouthernGirl: What's 'ROFL'? I know LOL and LMAO! :) That's about the only internet lingo I know!! :) Your welcome! And thanks for reviewing!! :)
Strider's Girl: ... hmm, sequel! Never thought about that! Maybe Frodo could have a Mountain Dew from a burger joint on Mount Doom?!! I'll get back to you on that!!!!!!;) Thanks for the review!!!!!!!!!!!!
DRUNKEN LANDLORD: Sleep dep...dep... that word gets me hyper too!!!!!!!! In fact, I wrote Ch. 6 of this story after pulling a successful all-nighter!!!!!!! :) I don't know what lmfao means! BUT OH WELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :) Thanks for the review!!!!!!! :)
Mina aka: Mockingbird: LOL!!!!! Yeah, I won't either! :) It just came out of nowhere! I haven't even seen Finding Nemo in a while!!!!!! :) Thanks for the review!!! ;)
Dreaming Maiden: Why, thank you!!! That's so sweet! :) May your stories never get flames!!! :) Kudos to you!!!!!
FavFan( ): Glad you like it!!! :) Thanks for the review!!!! :)
HelgaMoon: Why do you get that feeling, you ask? Because I was!!!!!!!! MUHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! And FYI, Mellyn nin is plural! You just said Farewell, my friends. And there's only one of me, unless I feel like writing schytshophenic (sp) scenes!!! How do you spell Schytsophrenic? The computer doesn't have any spelling suggestions! Stupid computer!!!!!!! :) AWW!!! Lil' Brudder!!!!! :)
Chelsea( ): I don't know who Anthony is and I don't care if you don't like my story! Only 2 people have flamed me, so you are overruled!!! :) Thanks for the review anyways!!!!!!! You've only succeeded boosting my want to write!!!!! MUAHAHAHAHA!!!!! I SHALL ANNOY PEOPLE WITH STUPID STORIES!!!!!!!!!!Okay! Glad you liked the Nemo part!!! :) Sorry about the rest of this response thing! It's my evil side, who answers flames!!!! She just let me type on this because you said you liked something!!!! :) Bye! :)
Red-Devil15: I think that we have established that it was strange and good... and yet strange... :) LOL!!!!!! :) Thankie kindly!!!! :)
LarienCalaelen( ): I suppose not!!! :) I wrote them like that because that's how I react when I have 2 or more Dr. Peppers!!! :)
Chapter 10: The NEW Fellowship
"Who's coming with us?"
"There shall be nine!"
"I like ten!"
"No"
"Why?"
"Because ten is an even number!"
"...So?!?"
"So we can't have an even number of people!"
"Why?"
"Because I said so!"
"Fine... Well, there's the hobbits and us, that's five..."
"Gimli is coming, so that leaves three spots..."
Immediately, Helga, SNAITF, and Moosey run in
"WE WANNA COME!!!!" screamed SNAITF
"YEAH, WE DO!!!!!!" said Helga.
"Oh, great! Now we'll have three insane teenagers-"
Suddenly Frodo appeared in the room with Ryan Key.
"RYAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Shut UP, HELGA!!!!!" SNAITF and Moosey say at the same time.
"That was" says SNAITF
"Creepy" says Moosey
"Stop"
"Doing that"
"This is"
"Kinda cool"
"Yeah"
"Shut up!" said Helga
"Fine"
"Frodo, what are you doing here... again?" asked the incredibly, indescribably undeniably Moosey-I'll-kill-you-if-you-make-fun-of-him-ably, hotter-than-D-and-Legolas-combined-ingly HOT King Elessar.
"That is a really long title... Anyways, I'm here because Gandalf hates Ryan Key-"
"NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"-and wants to get rid of him"
"Oh... That's okay" said The Incredibly-
WE INTERUPT THIS STORY TO TELL YOU THAT SNAITF IS DUMB!!!!!!!
I resent that! Moosey, have you been on my computer and messed up my story AGAIN?!?
I'VE NEVER DONE IT BEFORE!!!!!!! D RULES!!!!!!!
(sighs) just when I was getting this story along, too!
D IS HOTTER THAN ARAGORN IS!!!!! D IS HOTTER THAN ARAGORN IS!!!!!!!
SHUT UP!!!!!!!
(silence)
Well, now that she's gone-
THAT TREE IS AWESOME!!!!!
MOOSEY!!!!!!!
SHUT UP!!!!!!!
GO AWAY, OR I WILL TEAR UP THE PICTURE YOU GAVE ME OF D!!!!!!!!
EEP!!!!!
Phew! She's gone! Anyways, on with the fic!
"Oh... That's okay" said the incredibly
STOP IT WITH THE LONG TITLES FOR ARAGORN ALREADY!!!!
FINE!!! Once again let's try to finish this sentence!!!!
"Oh... That's okay" said Aragorn (HAPPY?!?)
"Yeah! He can join the new Fellowship!" said Pippin.
"The Fellowship of Christian Athletes?" asked SNAITF
"No, SNAITF! That's only on Fridays" answered Moosey
"Oh, darn!"
"What are you guys-"
"AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HE DIDN'T SAY YA'LL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"YEAH!!!!!! DON'T YOU KNOW TEXANS ARE EASILY FREAKED OUT BY PEOPLE WITH BRITSH ACCENTS THAT DON'T SAY YA'LL?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?"
"Okay, okay! What are YA'LL talking about?"
"That's better! We're talking about FCA. It's a ...thing"
"Okay, that was REALLY specific!" said Aragorn sarcastically
"Yeah, I know"
"WHAT KIND OF A MADMAN DOES NOT SAY YA'LL?!?!?!?!?!?" screamed a very off-topic Helga.
"WAIT A MINUTE!!! If Ryan is in the Fellowship, and there's only nine people, ALL THREE OF US CAN'T BE IN IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"...ya know, Gimli could always get trapped in a cave-in..."
"Or captured by stray orcs..."
"Or get lost..."
"Or be mistaken for Barbara Streisand. He's ugly enough!"
"Hehe, yeah! Or he could drowned in the River Anduin"
"Or have a 50 bajillion ton anvil drop on his head"
"...What?!?"
"It could happen!"
"No it couldn't!"
Just then, a messenger came in.
"My lord Aragorn-"
"THE ADORABLE KING ELESSAR!!!! HIS NAME IS THE ADORABLE KING ELESSAR!!!!!!!!!!! GET THAT THROUGH YOUR HEAD!!!!!!"
"Umm... The Adorable King Elessar, we have gotten news from the Lonely Mountain that Gimli died!"
"... HOW?!?!?!?"
"I believe, sir, that he was mistaken by orcs for Barbara Streisand and captured. Then he escaped the orcs, got lost, and fell into the River Anduin. When he finally got back to the Lonely Mountain, he got caught in a cave-in and got squashed by a 50 bajillion ton anvil that was hanging from the ceiling."
"...Wow"
"Hehe! I was right!!!"
"... yeah"
"Well, I guess that means we're in the Fellowship!"
Aragorn groaned "Valar help us!"
"That's the spirit!! Now ONWARD!!!"
They run out of this chapter and into the next one.
A/N: Did you like it?!? Hope so! :) please review!!!! AND PLEASE TELL ME IF I SHOULD CHANG THIS TO PG OR NOT!!!!!!! :)
Namaarie, Mellyn nin! :)
SNAITF