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The door bell rang, Alice skipped over to get it, she opened the door and it was….
The Denali Clan. Tanya, Kate, Irina, Carmen, and Eleazar. I had met them in the first year of my vampire life. Let's just say I like everyone but Tanya. The little slut was all over my husband. If she tried anything funny, I'll hurt her way worse than Bimbo 1. Tanya is Bimbo 2. "Come in." Alice said with a smile. Tanya walked in first, she had on a short skirt that barely covered the necessary parts and a very low cut tank top. I made a gagging noise when I saw her. That sent Emmett off. He was rolling on the floor laughing until Rose kicked him in the ribs. Then came in Irina, she had on dark jeans and a yellow shirt, plain to me. Then Kate came in wearing a dress that looked more like a shirt. Carmen came in with a tank top and shorts and Eleazar was wearing jeans and a shirt. Tanya walked over to were Edward and I were. She leaned forward smelling Edwards scent.
"Hello Edward." Tanya said in her baby voice. She kissed both of his cheeks. I snarled. Tanya backed up. "Isabella."
"Tanya." I spat. Edward had his hands on my shoulders. The rest of the Denali clan came in and sat down.
"So what do we owe this pleasure to?" I asked.
"We were just dropping by to say hello." Kate said.
"Well we were just leaving on our way out." Alice said.
"Ooh to wear?" Kate asked. I swear she is Alice's twin.
"Wal-Mart." Alice said.
"Not brand names?" Kate made a face.
"We are going after it closes, for some fun." Alice said.
"Care if we tag along?" Tanya asked.
"Nope, I don't mind, do you guys?" Alice asked looking at the rest of us.
"No." Rosalie said.
"Nope." Emmett said.
"No." Jasper said.
"No." Edward said.
"Yes, nothing with you Kate, Irina, Carmen, Eleazar, it's just that thing right there." I said while pointing to Tanya. "You all can come though, if she goes near my husband, I kick her ass." I added. We all got up and headed out. Edward, Rosalie, Emmett, and I took the Volvo, while Alice, Jasper, Tanya, and Kate took the Porsche and Irina and Eleazar and Carmen rode in the trunks of the cars. Edward sped off to Wal-Mart with Alice right on his tail. We pulled up in the parking lot of Super Wal-Mart and got out. Alice and Emmett went to break all the video cameras. They came back out and motioned us to come in. We followed them inside. The store smelled like a bunch of sweat mixed in with wet dog.
"Ok everyone, we are going to play hide and seek, then trash the store before we leave." Alice said. "Emmett your first to count, everyone else go hide."
"One…Two…Three." Emmett started and we were off like a bat out off hell. Edward grabbed my hand and we ran to the baby clothes aisle. I heard Emmett say "Ready or not here I come." I dove in a stroller, and Edward in a bassinet. Hoping he wouldn't find us.
Emmett's POV
"Ready or not here I come." I called out. Hmm, who to look for first. I got it! Jasper. Hmm, where would he hide in Wal-Mart? I've got it again! The tampon aisle. I heard Edward chuckle from somewhere in the right corner. I tip toed over to the female aisle and sure enough, I found Irina. Wait? Then were was Jasper. I tagged Irina and yelled out "Irina's counting!" Then I ran to hide in electronics.
Irina's POV
Damn! He found me. Why did I have to hide in the tampon aisle? Why? I heard Edward chuckle from the right corner of the store. Hmm, I am going after, Rosalie. I snuck over to the right corner. Where the hell would Rosalie hide? Well any place that had a mirror that's for one. Aha! The dressing rooms! I heard Edward's chuckle come from a bassinet. I snuck up and crawled onto the stand and look in the bassinet and there was Edward. I grabbed his arm. "Edward's it!" I yelled then I dashed to hide.
Edward's POV
"How in the hell?" I asked. Bella laughed then she ran and hid somewhere. All I have to do is read someone's mind then I find them. How easy. I scanned there minds.
Cheese, Cheese, Cheese-Emmett
Movies, Movies, Movies- Rosalie
Car parts, car parts- Alice
Edward, Edward, naked- Tanya I shuddered.
Clothes, Clothes, Clothes-Kate
Bathroom, Bathroom, Bathroom- Eleazar
Shoes, Shoes, Shoes-Irina
Wood, Wood, Wood-Carmen
Emotional Pills-Jasper. Jasper's was the most obvious. So I quietly ran over to the emotional pills and I found Kate? Oh I get it, they are telling me where each other is. I grabbed Kate's arm and yelled. "Kate's it." Then I made a mad dash for the checkout lane.
Kate's POV
Alright who told where I was? Who would send Edward to emotional pills? Jasper. I am finding his gay ass and making him it. I ran to the bathroom. I kicked open each stall and I found Alice sitting on a toilet. I grabbed her arm and yelled "Alice is it!" Then I ran to clothing or so she thought.
Alice's POV
How didn't I see this coming? She decided to go after Jasper but found me instead. Hmm, Aha, Jasper is in the car parts. I'm coming honey. I thought. I ran to car parts and jumped on Jasper's back. "Jasper is it!" Then I ran off.
Jasper POV
Stupid future seeing vampire. Edward laughed. Stupid mind reading vampire. I ran to the food section because I felt major fear coming from there. I saw Carmen and grabbed her arm and yelled. "Carmen's it!" And I ran for the shoes section.
Carmen's POV
Damn Jasper and his emotion telling ness. If that hot dog would have looked normal I wouldn't have been scared. I heard Edward laugh. Fuck you I thought to him. "Carmen watch your language." Edward said from nowhere. I decided to find Rosalie. I ran to the clothing and saw hew shoes sticking out from a clothing rack. I grabbed her ankle and yelled. "Rosalie's it" Then I ran off to the makeup section.
Rosalie's POV
Damn, I got caught. Lets see who to find, who to find. Tanya? No. Bella? No. Eleazar? Yes. I ran to the outdoor area and saw Eleazar sitting in a lawn chair. I grabbed his neck and yelled. "Eleazar is it!" Then I ran for the tires.
Eleazar's POV
Dang. Caught by Rosalie. Who do I have to chose from. Tanya or Bella? I find Tanya, she doesn't have the power of invisibility. I ran to the sex toys section of the store and Tanya was there with a vibrator in her hand, massaging her arm. I grabbed her other arm and yelled. "Tanya's it!" Then I ran for the pool section.
Tanya POV
Great now I have to find Edward's slut of a wife. Edward growled. Ooh that's sexy. Edward shut up. I laughed my shrill laugh and ran towards the magazine section. I found Bella reading a magazine; she must have smelled me because she became invisible. "Damn!" I yelled. I followed her scent all the way to the paper towels when she became visible again. I grabbed her by the neck and yelled. "Bella's it." Then I dropped her. I was going to make her fight for Edward, but I didn't think of it due to his mind reading power. I ran to the food section.
Bella POV(for rest of chapter)
Damn, I was caught by a whore. It was obvious where Emmett was hiding so I ran to electronics and found Emmett playing a video game. I grabbed his arm and he jumped. "GAME OVER!" I yelled. Everyone came back to were we where in electronics. I saw Tanya trying to hold Edward's hand. "Tanya get away from my husband." I seethed. She just laughed and kissed beind his ear. Edward was trying to push her off. She made out with him right there! Bimbo 2 your dead. I ran at her and knocked her down. "Stay away from my husband, you whore." I yelled. Alice had her camera out taking a video, it must mean I win.
"Fight me bitch." Tanya snarled. I got off her and crouched. "Bring it." Tanya taunted.
"Oh it's been brought slut." I said. Then all of hell broke loose.