That's… uh… interesting…
Hikaru- San: OMG! I have so many request and I can't figure out which ones to use!!!!
Rin: How about all the ones Final Flare had?
Hikaru- San: Yes…he's been giving me a hard time lately…
Mina: DO IT…
"No! I was not going to take my top off!" Mina shouted.
"But it looked like it…" Miroku said.
"Go jump off a cliff…"
"Leave her alone…" Sesshomaru said, his eyes getting narrower by the second. Miroku backed off.
Inuyasha was up in a tree fuming over something.
This is getting on my nerves… he thought to himself. Why won't it show up already? Maybe it's some sort of spell…
"Hello…"
Inuyasha jumped like a cat, but didn't land like one.
SPLAT! Face plant on the ground.
"WHAT THE…!?"
"Naraku! Kagura! What do you want?" Inuyasha shouted .preparing for a fight.
"Actually, for once, not after a jewel shard or your lives."
"Huh?" Kagome said.
"This new demon is starting to ruin all my fun…"
I'm still trying to recover from the last time…
"Hm…" Mina said, recalling something that one of her friends in America sent to her. She flipped through the library behind her.
"So…" Miroku said.
Naraku groaned.
"In other words, he wants to help out trying to kill the nuisance." Kagura said, annoyed that Naraku wouldn't said anything.
Music stating to play again… Naraku starts to bob his head to the beat, once again getting weird looks from the others. Kagura raised her eyebrows in surprise.
As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain
I take a look at my wife and realize she's very plain
But that's just perfect for an Amish like me
You know, I shun fancy things like electricity
At 4:30 in the morning I'm milkin' cows
Jebediah feeds the chickens and Jacob plows... fool
And I've been milkin' and plowin' so long that
Even Ezekiel thinks that my mind is gone
I'm a man of the land, I'm into discipline
Got a Bible in my hand and a beard on my chin
But if I finish all of my chores and you finish thine
Then tonight we're gonna party like it's 1699
We been spending most our lives
Living in an Amish paradise
I've churned butter once or twice
Living in an Amish paradise
It's hard work and sacrifice
Living in an Amish paradise
We sell quilts at discount price
Living in an Amish paradise
Everyone was laughing. Kagura and the Inu- Tachi for seeing Naraku for doing something so out of character and funny. Kagome and Mina for that reason and because they actually knew what Amish was.
A local boy kicked me in the butt last week
I just smiled at him and turned the other cheek
I really don't care, in fact I wish him well
'Cause I'll be laughing my head off when he's burning in hell
But I ain't never punched a tourist even if he deserved it
An Amish with a 'tude? You know that's unheard of
I never wear buttons but I got a cool hat
And my homies agree, I really look good in black...fool
If you come to visit, you'll be bored to tears
We haven't even paid the phone bill in 300 years
But we ain't really quaint, so please don't point and stare
We're just technologically impaired
There's no phone, no lights, no motorcar
Not a single luxury
Like Robinson Caruso
It's as primitive as can be
We been spending most our lives
Living in an Amish paradise
We're just plain and simple guys
Living in an Amish paradise
There's no time for sin and vice
Living in an Amish paradise
We don't fight, we all play nice
Living in an Amish paradise
Hitchin' up the buggy, churnin' lots of butter
Raised a barn on Monday, soon I'll raise anoder
Think you're really righteous? Think you're pure in heart?
Well, I know I'm a million times as humble as thou art
I'm the pious guy the little Amlettes wanna be like
On my knees day and night scorin' points for the afterlife
So don't be vain and don't be whiny
Or else, my brother, I might have to get medieval on your heinie
We been spending most our lives
Living in an Amish paradise
We're all crazy Mennonites
Living in an Amish paradise
There's no cops or traffic lights
Living in an Amish paradise
But you'd probably think it bites
Living in an Amish paradise
By now, everyone, even Sesshomaru, was rolling on the ground laughing. Naraku was turning red with anger…. And embarrassment.
"YOU GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!!!!" Naraku shouted. "KAGURA! STOP LAUGHING OR ELSE YOU'RE GOING TO DIE LAUGHING!" he took out her heart and gave it a small squeeze. Kagura reacted and immediately stood up military style.
"We're going after the musical demon by ourselves."
"Aw… Raku- Chan…" Mina said cutely. The others stared at her in horror. Mina was just too bold.
"WHAT!?" Naraku shouted.
"Hakuna Matata…"
"Huh?"
'Ha- Ku- Na… Ma- Ta- Ta…" Mina said slowly. "Means No worries
Inuyasha
Hakuna Matata! What a wonderful phrase
Kagome
Hakuna Matata! Ain't no passing craze
Sango
It means no worries for the rest of your days
Miroku
It's our problem-free philosophy
All
Hakuna Matata!
"Hakuna Matata?" Rin said.
"Yeah. It's our motto!" Sango said
"What's a motto?" Shippo asked.
"Nothing. What's a-motto with you?" Miroku replied, earning a few laughs.
"Those two words will solve all your problems." Sango continued.
"That's right. Take Pumbaa here…" Kagome said, earning a glare from Inuyasha.
Kagome
Why, when he was a young warthog...
Inuyasha
When I was a young wart hog
Kagome
Very nice
Inuyasha
Thanks
Kagome
He found his aroma lacked a certain appeal
He could clear the savannah after every meal
Inuyasha
I'm a sensitive soul though I seem thick-skinned
(Sesshomaru fights back a laugh, let alone a smile)
And it hurt that my friends never stood downwind
And oh, the shame
Kagome
He was ashamed
Inuyasha
Thought of changin' my name
Kagome
What's in a name?
Inuyasha
And I got downhearted
Kagome
How did ya feel?
Inuyasha
Every time that I...
Kagome
Hey! Pumbaa! Not in front of the kids!
Inuyasha
Oh. Sorry
Rin and Shippo look at each other.
Mina and Sesshomaru
Hakuna Matata! What a wonderful phrase
Hakuna Matata! Ain't no passing craze
Rin
It means no worries for the rest of your days
Rin and Sesshomaru
It's our problem-free
Mina
philosophy
Mina, Rin and, Sesshomaru
Hakuna Matata!
All
Hakuna Matata! Hakuna matata!
Hakuna Matata! Hakuna matata!
Hakuna Matata! Hakuna matata!
Hakuna Matata! Hakuna--
Sesshomaru
It means no worries for the rest of your days
All
It's our problem-free philosophy
Hakuna Matata!
(Repeats)
I say "Hakuna"
I say "Matata"
"Um… we got to go now…" Kagura said, a little frightened that Sesshomaru started to sing as well. She and Naraku snuck off before the number was finished…
Hikaru- San: Aw man… I have to wait until I get home for the summer before I can watch the lion king…
Rin: I like that song.
Sesshy: I DIDN'T
Mina: I thought it was sexy.
Hikaru-San: Anyway… songs are Amish Paradise by Weird Al Yankovic and Hakuna Matata from the Lion King, all sent in by Final Flare! Anyway… if you have any more request (That means everyone.) Please send them in… Mina's gotta make the DVD sometime soon…