prompt: I have to pee!
"DAMN it, Shepard!" Wrex bellowed as the Mako careened down the mountain.
"You're –" they bounced over a boulder and he had the wind knocked out of him, "- the worst driver I've ever seen!"
"Stop whining! It's a direct route!"
"Direct route my armored-ass! It's," he grunted, "directly over every," grunt, "damn rock on the planet!"
The mako jounced almost sideways and then shuddered back onto all six tires.
"Since when are you such a sissy, Wrex?"
"Damn it, Shepard! I have to PEE!"
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In the back seat, Tali smiled smugly to herself. There were times she was thankful for an environmental suit.