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It was as if doom was lingering above the table this morning. Plus the smell of buttery pancakes.

Naruto sighed to himself; something he did in this house a lot actually, his eyes shifting from the two brooding teammates and the artistic young man whom was currently starring at him like a gapping fish. Another trouble to his already troubled life.

If that's what you could call this.

The pink haired medic was chewing rather forcefully and the bastard was looking anywhere but her direction. It made the whole issue with last night even more unbearing to the blond man and he was not sure he could take any more dame tension around here!

To say that last night was a disaster was giving it credit! ...but at least Sakura didn't kill anyone! The blond chuckled at his mental joke.

" what the hell are you so cheerful for?" said the bastard.

" it's a beautiful day asshole!" Naruto mocked.

" like he would care." The sole female said finally earning the Uchihas attention,

It was war now.

The two glared each other down, not a word being spoke or a movement noticeable. Naruto was not in the mood to see just how many days Sasuke would be hospitalized.

Jumping up from the chair in such a rush he saw all heads snap his way.

" WHAT THE HELL IS UP WITH YOU TWO LATELY HU? "

Neither of them said a word, Sakura only sighed and closed her eyes, her forehead creasing in irritation and her byakogou seal almost seemed to glow, while Sasuke only looked at him blankly.

" well… this is a serious problem you guys!" he whined.

" this?" Sakura's eyes snapped open.

Uh-oh

" you think this is a serious problem?! What you guys did last night was a serious problem!"

" Guys?" Sasuke said briskly.

Oh god someone help, Naruto paled.

"what you and thoughs other idiots did last night was serious."

"HEY!" Naruto protested realizing that one of thoughs said idiots was his girlfriend.

"ME!" Sakura shouted in disbelief.

And you even dragged Naruto's girlfriend into this." The Uchiha said bitingly.

" hey you bastard don't you go dragging me into this!"

Sasuke finally rose from the table as well continuing "Pretending to be something you are not and impersonating a man.. what in the hell were you thinking?"

Sakura was red in the cheaks now out of pure anger "Something im not hu! You were the one that accused me and how dare you drag Naruto into this!" she shouted a little bit grabbing the table and starring the raven haired man something fierce. "Im not at all surprised Naruto would come up with something so stupid like that but for you, Sasuke, what the hell were you thinking!" and to that Sasuke had no answer, he merely looked away.

Naruto was a little mad about the stupid part but he was not about to make this drag on any longer.

" Aww come on you guys!" Naruto finally cut in. noticing Sai starring at him still he felt that maybe his socially awkward friend could back him up and became encouraged.

" Come on Sai! Tell them what you think about all this crap too!" Naruto said pleading.

Sai had not expected to be trashed upon so suddenly. After all night of reading about personal emotions on romance, admiration and lust he started questioning all his feelings about his own teammates. In fact it was why he was so very focused on the blond today. But now he had finally come to the conclusion of his feelings with Naruto.

" I am sure I am not sexually attracted to you Naruto." Sai said with such a determination that it sounded strained.

That defiantly changed the mood. The blond man eyes were so wide and lost looking Sasuke almost felt sorry for him, but what in the hell was he doing asking sai for advise.

" Im leaving!" Sakura spit out taking her plate with her and breezing past the three of the males swiftly. She didn't even catch the raven haired mans stare.

Naruto was still frozen with horror on this sudden outburst with Sai. Maybe it was beast from now on to just let these two deal with their own things.

Che, and this was supposed to be his dream team. He would be lucky if he ever looked at sai again.

This is just part one right now to this chapter ! please review