Hello everyone. Recently, I've seen that the quality of my chapters have increased and this is leading to more people reading them, which leads to better chapters. So thank you all, I really appreciate the support I'm getting. Shout out to 3 who started a new story, The Game. Check it out, it's really good. And with that all being said, ladies and gentlemen, grab a tub of popcorn, a body pillow and possibly a cup of soda, and let's get into this.
Blade was spinning on Eon's spinney chair, spinning around. "Haha!" I love being in charge!" he said. There was a knock on the door. "Come in," he answered," the door's open." Eclipse came rushing through the door, panting. "Run," was all he said before he passed out. Blade went to check what happened outside. He screeched as he was pushed outside, hearing the gates lock. "Let me in. Let me in. LET ME IN!" he screamed, banging on the gates. Eclipse opened the door, laughing at the sight of the Lucario in fear. "You really thought that something was there. So gullible you are! Call for the Legendaries. I have some Truths and Dares."
"Alright," Blade said as he sat back on Eon's chair," Everyone get ready for some awesome Truths and Dares." All the Legendaries sat in a semi circle. "Alright everyone," Eclipse said," Time for the Eclipse!" "Everyone, going by Undertale Souls, what color Souls does everyone have. I personally am Yellow, Eclipse has Orange. Kuja has no Soul. If he did it would be Purple." "Do they all have to answer?" Blade asked," That'd take forever." "Sorry," Eclipse apologized," Guests' Rights."
Red SOUL (Determination): Moltres, Mewtwo, Groudon, Rayquaza
Light Blue SOUL (Patience): Zapdos, Lugia, Dialga, Xerneas
Orange SOUL (Bravery): Palkia, Giratina, Zekrom, Reshiram
Blue SOUL (Integrity): Articuno, Ho-oh, Deoxys, Darkrai, Cressilia, Magernea
Purple SOUL (Perseverance): Kyogre, Jirachi, Heatran, Kyurem, Zygarde
Green SOUL (Kindness): Celebi, Manaphy, Phione, Victini, Mew, Zygarde, Lunala
Yellow SOUL (Justice): Arceus, Keldeo, Virizion, Cobalion, Terrakion, Solgaleo, Blade
"Everyone, what do y'all think of Type: Null? A ullmhú le haghaidh 02 an Cineál: nialasacha. *Prepare for 02, Type: Null!* Mixed responses ranging between "Seems cool," to "WHAT THE HELL IS THAT THING SUPPOSED TO BE!" to ," Yep. Unfortunately, Arceus has ran out of ideas." "Come on," Eclipse said," Don't tell me you don't like Type: Null. I mean, sure he may look funny, but all funny looking only Normal types are OP. Just look at Kangaskhan, Snorlax and Slaking!" Realizing that no one was going to openly support him, he sighed," Ugh, I was really hoping you all would like it."
"I dare Hoopa to (in Unbound form) try to transport the entire Andromeda Galaxy away from our galaxy so it does not hit us," Blade read," Oh yeah. This is what I'm talking about." Hoopa was handed the Prison Bottle and changed into Hoopa Unbound. "Hahaha!" he laughed," Hoopa is mighty once again!" He used his rings to teleport himself out of the Hall and into space. "Hoopa will defeat you. Hoopa is mighty!" he bellowed as he widened his rings to absorb the galaxy. However, the force was too weak and the galaxy didn't move an inch. "Well, we're fucked," he murmured to himself. He teleported back and reported what happened. "Well then," Eclipse said," Hope to see you all when we eventually die."
"I dare Heatran to bitch-slap Arceus in the face," Blade read. Heatran grew a smile on his face as he walked up to his victim, his hand wide as can be. "If you're gonna hit me, don't make it so hard," she pleaded. Unfortunately, that was all in vain, and Heatran slapped Arceus across the same cheek that Giratina slashed her on. Blood was seeping out of the plaster that was now broken. She ran to her room, tears and blood left behind her. "That could've gone worse," Blade said.
"I dare to watch Watership Down," Blade read. "I'd love to, really," she apologized," but I can't. I've read the book and watched the movie multiple times." "The worst legitimate excuse ever," Eclipse murmured in disappointment.
"Finally, I dare Arceus to eat a ghost-chili pepper 'cause why the heck not." Blade looked at Giratina and ordered her to go and get Arceus. "Tell her Heatran wants to say sorry," he ordered. Giratina shuffled to Arceus' room with a sad look on her face, like a puppy that had just been slapped. She entered her room and didn't leave for over 30 minutes. When she did, she spoke in a sad voice," I had to sneak one into her mouth. She says she never wants to see any of us again." "That's too sad," Eclipse sighed," It's not like I'm staying after now anyway. Goodbye everyone." And with that, Eclipse disappeared in a puff of moonlight purple smoke. "Alright everyone, get some sleep. Tomorrow is a new day. And a tough one," Blade advised.
What happened for those 30 minutes…
"Ouch! Damn it! Why did they have to do this to me?" Arceus asked herself. She heard a knock on her door. "Go away," she yelled into her pillow. "It's me," Giratina answered from behind the door. "Come in then," she said. The door opened and Giratina walked in. "Blade wanted me to lie to you and say Heatran said sorry. He doesn't. If anything, he actually looks proud of it," she said. "Eclipse also said he had one more dare for you, but I don't think you'd want to do it." "As long as it includes you," the Alpha Pokémon answered," I don't care." Giratina pointed to her lips and Arceus sat up and bent forward to kiss her. "AAAAAGGH!" she screamed. "WHAT WAS THAT!" "The dare was to get you to eat a ghost chili pepper," the Renegade Pokémon replied in a sorry voice, "Please don't get mad at me." She then started to cry. "Don't cry. I'm not mad," Arceus comforted. "In fact, let me return the favor." She bent forward and grabbed Giratina's head and started to kiss her. "I don't care what they throw at me. As long as you're in it, I'll be fine."
Reader: 5 days. I've waited 5 days for this bullshit! What The Fuck!
Eon: Shut up. I have a ton of shit going on in my life. I have high school, a new schedule to get used to, files upon files of homework to do and the fact that if you're gonna blame anyone for this being bullshit, blame yourself.
Reader: ! What!
Eon: Look, I put about 1 hour to type up at least 1200 words. If you don't like them, tell me "Ay mate, something's wrong with Chapter 11" or something along those lines. Not calling it bullshit! That doesn't help! It makes authors like me pissed off because we can't tell whether you hate the story in general, or just one part.
Reader: Uh Ok.
Eon: Thanks. No special advertising today. Check me out on Tumblr eonthezoroark and until then, EonIsOut.