Prom.
The only word in my mind.
Alice.
The definition of crazy.
Put two and two together.
And you get?
Shopping with Alice for prom.
Ah shit!
I tried and succesfully ignored Edward for a whole day.
That's it.
Tuesday through Friday was a bit harder.
He followed me everywhere.
To the bathroom, every class, and even to my car after school.
Atleast he didn't come in the bathroom with me.
Weird.
Today is Saturday and we are going dress shopping.
The guys are coming along to carry our stuff, like shoes.
Yeah! No. Edward is coming.
Ah shit!
I can deal.
We fought before.
Breathe. In. OUt. In. Out. In. Out. In. Out.
Damnit Swan! You have to deal with the love of your life around you all day and he doesn't even feel the same way. Ha!
Great, I'm going crazy!
Your're not going crazy.
Yes I am. I'm talking to myself.
You're not sying it aloud are you?
No.
Then you're not talking to youself.
Yes I am.
No you're not.
How can I even get my mind to do this?
Easy. You wanted a friend that knows what your feeling and going throught and here I am!
I want a living, breathing person.
I am living and breathing.
No you're not. You're inside my head.
Yeah. If I'm not so living and breathing then drop dead.
No. You're not my boss.
I'm you! You're me! Were our own boss!
Just shut up!
No.
Yes.
No.
Charlie is going to have to get doctors for your problem.
That means yoy have a problem also. Not just me.
Nah, really?
Come and talk to me when you down you little hissy fits.