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Chapter 9: Banned?
Welp, I just recently got out of school (2 days ago in fact), and I attended the graduation because I was pretty close to those seniors. One of my friends that helped me a lot and became close to me graduated yesterday; I'm gonna miss that guy D:
I was going to update quite a bit ago, but you see… my mom was in the hospital, so I had to help out around the house and I had help my mom out when she came home. Since she was stuck home and she's a busybody, she played on the laptop and ran it down. I didn't always want to sit near a plug thank you very much. Blame my mom for getting appendicitis and my school for delaying my update.
LotD: Thanks! I'm glad you like it! Jaryn is a pretty cool chick. In fact, she's my favorite girl character!
Bryan: Calm your face and read the description above. Thanks for reviewing and reading! Also… THERE WAS A PLOT TO THIS?!
TotallyrandomXD: I'm a big animal person, so naturally I worry about all animals even if they're not my own. I'm glad it was a happy hamster! I would've gotten one, but the ones at the store were REALLY mean and would bite me… so my mom got me a guinea pig that I named after my goldfish XD. Thanks for reviewing!
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"I hate it when people try to make me sign stuff with sharpies. I always end up smudging it everywhere! CON OF BEING A LEFTY."
"You done?"
"Yep."
-Me and a friend.
"Um…" Dare stared blankly at the pudgy manager, not knowing what to say.
The manager stomped his foot in rage, "HEY, YOU BETTER TELL ME LITTLE MISSY!"
Now, Dare was usually a hyperactive, happy individual, but when someone called her something like that… WEEEELLLLL.
"YOU BASTARD HOW COULD YOU?!" the pink haired girl shouted in anger, pulling candy out of thin air and pelting the guy rather violently with all the strength she had, "ALL I WANTED WAS A LITTLE BIT OF FUN, AND YOU HAD TO GO AND RUIN IT."
The poor manager was in near tears (mostly from Dare hitting him in the eye a good twenty times) and fell to the ground in the fetal position, "I DIDN'T KNOOOOOW." he wailed, attempting to make Dare stop hurting him.
She stopped almost instantaneously. "Well why didn't you say something?!" she skipped back to the others, who were staring open mouthed at the scene that just unfolded before them. "I choose….Jaryn!"
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"Why do I have to do this?"
"It's just you being nice for a good five minutes. How bad could it be?"
Jaryn huffed, seriously not wanting to be nice to people. God knows the world would rip open and demonic spirits would appear in the world. It might cause the several predicted endings of the world, and it'd all be because Jaryn was nice. For once. Kerith thought it best to hide just incase the worst happened, and a good portion of the boys accompanied him. Oblio was the only one left, mostly due to fact there was no more room in their little hiding spot.
The platinum blonde girl strolled up to a stranger, "Hi! I haven't seen you in so long! How have you been?"
The stranger gave her a stranger look, not knowing who she was. A look of worry flashed over their face when Jaryn mentioned having met them before, and they tried to pass off actually knowing. The stranger laughed, "Um, yeah! Nice to see you again…?"
"I can't believe you don't remember me! From that time," Jaryn's bright blue eyes scanned the girl's appearance. She took note of the batman comic book that was peeking out of her portal-to-Narnia sized purse, "at the comic con!"
"Oh!… OH." The girl looked panicked, "I'D RATHER NOTE REMEMBER THAT EXPERIENCE." she ran off.
Jaryn returned to the group, "I think I need to vomit. I was nice for much too long."
A shuffling to the left gathered their attentions, and they saw Oblio duct taped between two giant recliners. He looked severely pissed off, and they soon found out why, "Is it over yet?" the familiar pink haired Asian girl asked as she peeked around her huge makeshift bulwark.
"What are you doing?" Emilia stared, slightly squinty-eyed at the strange actions of her friend.
"Well, these chairs are pretty sturdy, but there was a space between them, so the obvious answer was to tape Oblio in between them."
Emilia blinked several times before turning slowly back to Jaryn, who was cursing every one of them underneath her breath. "Your turn to choose who's the next person to go."
Jaryn ignored her, and instead stomped over to the chairs, threw Oblio out of the way (luckily for him Bodie just happened to be in the way and his face comforted the fall) and grabbed Dare by her hair. The platinum blonde girl leaned close, venom practically dripping from her sentence, "If you EVER make me do that again I promise I'll do terrible, unspeakable things to you in your sleep." She let go and went to chill by Kerith, "Oblio. You're up."
The blue haired man picked himself up off the floor, absolutely terrified what the female Glitterati twin would have in store for him.
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Oblio knew he had no choice.
He'd rather just try and knock himself out right now, but since he'd already tried that and the others stopped him, he just had to grin and bear it. He waited for the first person to walk down the aisle he was in. 'Fuck.' He cursed his luck when a man was the first person to walk down the aisle, followed by what looked like their wife and child.
Why?
WHY JARYN?!
Said person hit him upside the head with a broomstick, pestering him to do his dare while everyone else creeped around the corner, snickering at his belittlement.
Oblio glared. He really did not want to do this, but he wasn't going to chicken out. Setting a fake smile on his face, he waltzed up to the man. The family took in his odd appearance, not really sure why a random guy with dark blue hair had suddenly appeared in front of them. Oblio continued with his punishment/dare, "It's you! I haven't seen you since that time two years ago!" He rushed forward and kissed the man.
The woman reacted by punching him in the face. The child reacted by staring open-mouthed at the scene before him. The man just kind of stared, not knowing how to react.
Needless to say, Oblio returned to the group with a sore forehead (the girl's aiming was skewed when she tripped over her kid). Dare ran up to him, obviously worried. "Oblio! That looks so painful!"
"I guess." He responded, not knowing what the little devil would do.
"I'll kiss it and make it better." The pink haired girl practically purred before she stood on her tippy toes to reach his forehead.
She gently kissed his wound, "All better!" she smiled at him, and Oblio felt a weird sensation strike his heart and a weird fluttering in his stomach.
Must be something he ate.
A few feet away, Taye and Li'l T stood and watched the two in their "moment." Taye giggled a little, "They're such a cute couple."
"They're not dating, but I say we fix it." her younger sister pondered, tapping her small hand on her chin.
Taye just watched, and practically fell down laughing when Dare began to try and poke Oblio's forehead for her own amusement.
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MacCoy was next. His was to walk around with a bra over his shirt. He stripped his jacket off and handed it to Kichi. He scanned the racks for a good bra for the occasion, and found a perfectly frilly one that was a light pink.
After pestering Aubrey to help him, he finally got it hooked it around him, and started to prance around the store without a single care in the world.
It wasn't a humiliating as Oblio would've hoped.
Glitch was picked by MacCoy, and he did two in one. First, he went around and set the alarm clocks to go off at certain intervals. He hid them as well, and was well awarded with watching a woman spray baby powder everywhere when one started screeching when she was examining the product. The young protégé found someone with their gym bag open. He ran up to them when they weren't paying attention and stuffed himself in the bag. He lied in wait until he felt the straps of the bag be lifted up and bursted from the bag, yelling, "SURPRISE!"
The man didn't respond as he was hoping. Instead, he shoved Glitch out of his bag and walked away.
Glitch just sighed and picked Kerith to go next. It was simple dare; all Kerith had to do was go around and obnoxiously spray perfume at people. It was going well until he ran into this group of teenage girls that he accidentally sprayed one in the face with the perfume. They all glared at him before snatching some perfume off the shelf and attacked him with it. Jaryn was laughing her head off when she videotaped her brother being chased around Wal-Mart by some girls that were half his height and looked like they put their makeup in a pile and slammed their faces into it.
Mo volunteered to go next since Kerith had to spend the next hour hiding from those girls. They looked at him strangely when he lead them all to the benches by the restrooms. He waited until a very frazzled looking woman walked into the restroom right before he implemented his plan. The Hi-Def dancer simply walked over to the signs and casually changed them. It didn't take long for the seeds of his plan to cause trouble because right after Mo sat back down an extremely drunk looking man went to the "men's" restrooms. A scream, a kick, and the drunk man was flung out of the restroom. The very frazzled looking woman that was supposed to be scared popped out of the door and took a Karate stance, "YOU WANT SOME MORE?!" she raised her fists threateningly.
"Geez, look what you did, Mo." MacCoy commented, which was his downfall.
MacCoy was thrown into the actual men's bathroom after the little fiasco -along with the signs being changed back- and the goggled man peeled himself off the floor and rushed into a stall. He perched himself on top of the toilet and waited for someone to come inside. A person, after a freaking hour of sitting that way, finally came in. The went to the stall right next to him, and MacCoy took his chance; he started to scream and bang on the stall. The person sputtered and by the shadow he could tell they were peeking under the stall to see what the hell he was doing.
MaCcoy screamed again and slammed his hands on the side once the guy settled back into his stall. He heard the man fumbling for his pants, and MacCoy took it as his cue to pick another stall. The door to his old hiding spot was slammed open, and the man stared in exasperation, "What the world is happening?" he sounded so scared, and bolted out of the bathroom.
The goggled dancer sauntered out of the stall, "Aubrey is totally next."
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Aubrey grabbed a thing of orange juice. The red-haired girl briskly walked over to the clothing department to a spot that was a good ten feet away from the fitting rooms. 'This is so humiliating.' she cried to herself as she folded the carton of juice behind her back, and ran to the fitting rooms and quickly found an empty one. An employee noticed the streak of strange fluid leading to the rooms and knocked on the door, "Excuse me, miss? Do… do you need some help?" she asked in a slightly worried voice.
Aubrey inhaled a deep breath. 'Here goes nothing.' She shouted, "HEY! THERE'S NO TOILET PAPER IN HERE!"
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Jaryn was after Aubrey, and she had to dart around suspiciously while humming Mission Impossible. She surprisingly got really into it. Almost like Kronk from The Emperor's New Groove (Kerith: One of her favorite movies as a kid actually.). She was doing good, and even hid in the clothing racks, popping out to scare the living daylights out of everybody. She forced Kerith to join in much to his chagrin.
The major manager of the store got many complaints that day about two pale women darting around the store and rolling down aisles. He cornered the twins in the cereal aisle, "So you're the two ladies that have been scaring my customers?"
"I'm a man." Kerith stated, a little peeved at being called a woman like that.
"Doesn't matter. You're both banned."
"What?" Jaryn was pissed. "You're banning us when another person was scaring every man that went into the men's restroom?!"
"Yes."
They were kindly escorted out of the store. MacCoy smiled at the two, "It could've been worse right?"
Jaryn and Kerith proceeded to punch MacCoy until he was crying on the ground.
Well, that could've gone better for them right?
I've been thinking, if I tell you guys when, would you guys want to see videos of me and my sexy sister dancing to dance central? Not us, but the characters. I'm not showing my face XD. And some videos of us answering questions we find from some memes and stuff. What do you think?
I hope you all enjoyed it! Please Review! I'll try and keep up with this some more!
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