Harry
Did you know you confuse me so much?
Today you called Hermione 'Hermione'. Not Mudblood, not Granger. Hermione.
You called Ron 'Weasel' but some things can't change.
Then in Potions you didn't even try and blow up my work.
And you stopped Neville putting in too much Salamander blood.
What's with you? I know you're on the light side now but that doesn't mean you're nice. Are you ill? I hope not…
And another thing – are you or are you not dating Parkinson? She's not good enough for you. I would be though.
Stop confusing me with your hot niceness!
