Who wants a game of Noughts and Crosses?

What's that?

It's a muggle game that Daryl taught me.

I'll have a game!

Ok, I'm Noughts!

Me too!

No, you have to be Crosses.

I'm not.

Not what?

Cross.

No! You have to be Crosses in the game.

Oh.

You don't get it, do you?

No.

Uggggghhhhhhhhh. Will someone else play with me?

I'll play!

Do you know how to play it?

I think so.

Ok, let's play on the piece of squared paper I have in my pocket.

Sure.

Guys.

Where have you gone?

Pass me that note you're writing on.

I want to join in the conversation!

Please?

Please?

Moony, will you talk to me?

Talk to the boys!

They won't talk to me!

I'll make them, wait there.

Oww! That hurt!

Why did you hit Padfoot?

Because you won't talk to Wormy!

Why don't you talk to him?

Because I'm working.

What are we supposed to be doing then?

I'm not telling you, work it out.

Something about the 12th century?

I hate it when you don't pay attention in class and then you get the answer right when the teacher asks you a question!

I'm just cool like that, man!

Well, Remus whispers the answers to you half the time!

Yes, but the other half of the time we use our supersonic sensory to get the answers right!

Pft….That's not true! Only Dumbledore has supersonic sensory!

What makes you thing Dumbledore has supersonic sensory?

He always has those shields over his eyes, so I thought them must be to stop him from overusing his supersonic sensory!

Oh God.

Wormy's finally gone barmy.

Seriously?

What?

Shields over his eyes?

Don't you mean…..glasses?

Ohhhhh…..that makes so much more sense….

This isn't even funny anymore.

Yes, I think we need to take him to a mental institute.

Drop off and no return?

Done.

It was an honest mistake!

Come on, let's cart him off in a strait jacket!

Not those, they're uncomfortable! I'll go without a struggle.