"UUUGGGHHH!" groans Cana angrily. "I have no fuckin' clue on how to write a fuckin' song!" shouts Cana.

"Neither do we. None of us have experience except Erza. But at least we're trying." says Mira.

"I know." says Cana glumly. "I can't think of lyrics!"

"Shut up! You think your the only one having a hard time?" asks Lucy who was pretty annoyed.

"Yeah, I'm sure you guys are half way done." says Cana.

"Well, you thought wrong! I can't even think of a bridge!" shouts Lucy.

"Lucy-san, Cana-san, please stop. We're all having a hard time." says Wendy.

"Huh? Fine. Sorry, Wennyan." says Lucy.

"Yeah, sorry 'bout that." says Cana.

"Good. So what are the titles of your songs?" asks Wendy.

"Erza said it could/should be random." adds Mira. "You know. To make it more interesting."

"Hmm. . ." says Lucy.

"ANGRY KOALA HATES IT WHEN ITS EUCALYPTUS IS BEING EATEN BY IGNORANT GIRAFFE WHO THEN GIVES IT TO RABBIED RACCOON!" shouts Cana.

"You know, there is such a thing as TOO random." says Lucy.

"Umm. . . what else?" asks Wendy. "What's yours Lucy-san?"

"Meant to Be." says Lucy.

"Weird." says Cana.

"Whatever! How about you, Mira?" asks Lucy.

"The Voice of an Angel Gets Crushed By Satan's Soul." says Mira. The others then have horrified looks on their faces. "What? Too dark?" asks Mira.

"N-never mind. So. . . how does the song g-go?" asks Cana.

White wings, cute face, and a heart of an angel. I'll crush your spirit, rip your heart out and treat you like he-ell, You'll regret pissing me off, bitch! You can suck on this. I'll show no mercy, you can count on that, I'll drink your blood, like a vampire bat.

So, you think you won this round? Oh no, no, no. When I'm done with you, you'll never come back aroooooouuuund!"

The voice of an angel get's crushed by satan's soul. Oh! I'll kick your head off screaming 1, 2, 3 goal! Watch your back 'cause I'm coming for more. Think your goodness will save? Your so naïve and insecure. So watch out or 'imma stab you with a heart of hate. You can't scream, run or hide 'cause bitch it's too late." sings Mira. "Well? What do you think?" asks Mira.

Lucy turns pale, Wendy faints and Cana's sweating. "Um, please tell me you didn't dedicate that song to anyone." says Cana.

"Well actually. . . I did." says Mira. "So, Cana I'm intersted in hearing your song. About, koala's, giraffe's and raccoon's.

"I-it's a working progress." says Cana

"Okay then, how 'bout you, Lucy?" asks Mira.

"Umm. . . okay. Here goes nothing."

I'm curled up under my sheets, don't know why I can't fall asleep. Is it because I'm thinkin' about you? Please say you feel the same way too. Please be honest, do you love me like how I love you? Don't break my heart, I'm begging you! I'll do anything to show my love is true.

'Cause with you. . .I feel safer, I feel braver, I feel like I can fly. With you, I feel secure, and that there's no danger, like I can touch the sky.

My heart is breaking, it's slowly braking, 'cause you not by my side. Without you, it's harder to breath, it's harder to see, I can't seem to open my eyes. Without you here with me, there is no tomorrow. Without you here with me, my heart is filled with sorrow. Just open up your heart, open it up to me, and I know you will see, that we are meant to be.

"Well?" asks Lucy.

"Corny." says Cana. "Way to cheesy. It's like some sort of potential breakup song, it's too. . . emo." says Cana.

"Your such a critic! As if you know anything, Badger Girl!" shouts Lucy.

"Hey! It's a raccoon! Not a badger!" retorts Cana.

"Well, whatever! I'd like to hear your song." says Lucy.

"Didn't I just say it's a working progress?" asks Cana.

"Well, what do you have so far-"

"STOP! JUST STOP PLEASE! NO MORE BICKERING AND ARGUING! IT'S NOT NICE TO LOOK AT BAND MATES FIGHTING!" shouts Wendy while crying softly.

"Aw, Wennyan. . ." says Lucy.

"S-sorry kid." says Cana.

"There, there. How about I make you a cup of tea with a slice of chocolate cake?" asks Mira.

"R-really?" asks Wendy while sniffling.

"Yeah. Just wait here."

"Thank you." says Wendy.

"So, what's your song about, Wennyan?" asks Lucy.

"Umm. . ." says Wendy.

"Aw, c'mon! Don't be shy! It has to be at least a tinsy bit better then mine." says Cana.

"It's called. . . ." says Wendy.

"Yeah?" say Lucy and Cana in unison.

"White and Fluffy Kitty Returns Home!" shouts Wendy while putting her fist in the air. Lucy just plops to the ground, Mira just stands there with a conffused smile and Cana just stares at Wendy wide eyed. "Is it a bad title?" asks Wendy.

"No. . ." says Cana while tearing up. "It's perfect! Thank you Wendy!" shouts Cana while hugging her.

"You gave her your strange-animal-song writting syndrome!" shouts Lucy.

"Wendy. . . together. . . you and I will make strange animal songs for the world to hear!" shouts Cana. "Thank you so much. . ." says Cana.

"C-Cana-san? Are you. . . okay?" asks Wendy.

"Yes Wendy. I am. I am more than oka-"

"All right girls. Hand in your lyrics." says Erza demandingly as she walks into the room.

"Yes ma'am!" says Wendy, Lucy and Mira in unison.

"Cana?" asks Erza.

"I-it's a work in progress." says Cana.

"Okay then. But we have to work our asses off." says Erza. "Turns out our performance next week will be a part of "The Battle of The Bands." says Erza.

"Cool. Who are we up against?" asks Lucy.

"Burning Runes of The Frozen Metal." says Erza.

"Who are they?" asks Cana. "It's a catchy band name. We should've been called that!" shouts Cana.

"My old bandmates. And they added Romeo Conbolt to take my place." says Erza.

"What?!" shouts the girls.

"You mean, Natsu?!" shrieks Lucy.

"Freed?!" Shrieks Mira.

"Romeo?!" Srieks Wendy.

"Gejeel. . ." says Cana while gnashing her teeth together. "Get to your positions! We practice now! We're doing I Wish! Got that?" says Cana. "Don't worry Erza. We will take down those testosterone filled punks." says Cana.