"There you go Kyoya, think of all the money coming your way! Now hol up your end of the bargain." "I really didn't think you would do it..." "Kyoya?" I nudged him. "Fine..." he took of his tie and Blazer and... GEEK OUT! By the way did I throw you off at the end of the last chapter?
Chapter 10
"Tamaki..." I whispered. Yeah, it came to that. My options were marry Renge, because even if I said no she would have made me anyway, or date Tamaki for a bit. It was a sacrifice worth making. Kishi kind of killed himself... Well he tried, but being not alive in the first place... Proved difficult. After that it's been a few awkward weeks and more people than before were crowding the host club, we actually had a waiting room set up? Guess who made his cut of 30 in one day?
I guess you're wondering what I mean? Ehhhh well Tamaki and I... Have started dating. Now before you ask or flip and be like what happened to the original story! I can answer that! You see Kyoya and a cosmic force bullied Tamaki to help me out for a little while until this whole thing died down, then we could 'break up.' So yeah, I hope that clears some things up.
Today I brought Tamaki sunflowers and I was going to tell him about how he fills my heart with sunshine... Tamaki took them and got a little too into it... Apparently he remembered about that time when I first started hosting and now he thinks he's my knight in shining armour. He made kissy faces and somehow put himself in the dominate role of our 'relationship.' Hey if I recal I kissed him! I should be the man!
Later in the courtyard...
"Tamaki how could you!" "Oh shut up Shoseki, you know me better than anyone." "I know you're no better than that commoner you cheated with!" "Don't you dare refer to Haruhi like that!" "What a swine you've become, you aren't the man I thought you were!" I turned to strut away but he took my hand, "I'm sorry Shoseki... Please don't go." he was in tears. "Oh Tamaki don't look at me like that, you know I can never refuse those eyes." "Please forgive me..." I avoided his gaze and put my hand on his chest, playing with the buttons, "Well... OK I CANT DO THIS!"
"CUT CUT CUT!" Yelled Renge. "Seriously what's the matter with you and movies?" "Shut up! Look it was going great!" "Renge remind me why we're making a movie again?" asked Tamaki. Kyoya stepped in with a girl who looked to be in her first year of high school latched onto him with hearts in her eyes, "Of course we're making money and Miss Renge has vaulenteered to cover the expenses. Now Shoseki please stay in character." His gaze was frightening, "Eh wait who is that girl?" "No one, please this was miss." "Yes sir!" she cried following him off.
"Nehhhh Kaoru this is kinda pissing me off?" "Yeah i know what you mean Hikaru, that's our role and they just stole it." "Why don't we," "rewrite the script?" the twins let evil grins grow on their faces. The went up into a tree, "Thisll teach em!" they dumped two buckets of water onto us
"Oh no..." I moaned. "Hey it's alright, now you're just dripping with good looks?" Wow Tamaki can really stay in character? "Uh thanks-" He started to take off his shirt, "Wait what!" "I just don't want to catch cold, let me get you a towel." he ran off. "CUT! see Shoseki! Like that! With feeling! Whothrew that water?" the twins slumped into a corner.
Tamaki came back. He dried my hair for me... This is becoming too much. The camera was rolling again... Really... Too much. I don't think I can handle anymore attention. "Are you alright?" he asked me. "Yeah it was like you said, just a little water?" "No Meant, do you forgive me?" I sighed, "Too much..." "What?" "Too much!" "Huh?" "Tamaki this all too much! Card or no card I just can't do this anymore! Look Renge I'm not gay for Tamaki! Seriously dude! An tamaki you were getting way too close... RENGE I JUST DIDN'T WANT TO MARRY YOU SO I MADE SOMETHING UP!"
She started to cry, "But why?" "BECAUSE YOU'RE A CRAZY YAOI FAN GIRL AND YOU DRIVE ME NUTS WITH ALL YOUR REFERENCES AND COSPLAYS!" She ran away crying. "S-sho-" "DON'T CALL ME BY THAT NAME! ONLY THOSE WHO ARE CLOSE TO ME CAN USE THAT NAME AND YOU ARE JUST A CLASS MATE TAMAKI SUOH! I QUIT THIS ROLE, I QUIT YOU, AND I QUIT THE HOST CLUB!" I stormed off, and I didn't look back.