AN: The first of yet another challenge from my favorite Harley freak. Not a whole lot of editing here, but that's because the song fit so well already. Happy Holidays, folks. Enjoy.
Disclaimer: Do I honestly have to say it? No, I own nothing.
Megatron's Song
You're a mean one, Megatron
You're a pain in the heel,
You look like a freakin' cactus, you smell like you ate an eel, Megatron,
I hope you slip on a bad banana's greasy black peel!
You're a monster, Megatron,
Your sound like a troll,
Your circuits are full of spiders, do you even have soul, Megatron?
I hope Optimus hits you with a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole!
You're a foul one, Megatron,
You have glitch worms in your smile,
You have all the tender sweetness of a seasick crocodile, Megatron,
But I guess ultimately you're the reason for the seasick crocodile!
You're a rotter, Megatron,
You're the king of brainless clots,
Your spark's a dead tomato splotched with moldy purple spots, Megatron,
You're a three decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich with arsenic sauce!
You nauseate me, Megatron,
With a nauseous super "naus"!,
You're soldiers are crooked dirty jockeys and you change into a crooked hoss, Megatron,
Your chassis is an appalling dump heap overflowing with the most disgraceful
assortment of rubbish imaginable mangled up in tangled up knots!
You're a foul one, Megatron,
You're a heap of rusty junk,
Your smell is such a dirty funk, your servos are full of gunk, Megatron,
The three words that best describe you are as follows, and I quote,
"Clink, clank, clunk"!
This was so much fun. Can't you tell how much I love Megatard? XD Second part is coming up soon PB.