A/N #And they say "She's so lucky." She's a star, but she cry, cry, cries in her lonely heart.# Sorry, I just got that song on my iPod. If you dont know who it is, let me tell you: It's Britney S. Pierce bitch.

So merry christmas. Sponsered by: Spell check. Yes my followers, I got a laptop! Now I can use spell check and microsoft word. And I can get a beta! Yay, kinda.

So this is my Roam/Rape chapter. Warning: Describes disturbing stuff and may kill your brain cells. Enjoy!


Dear Fanfiction Writers,

I really do appreciate all the love and all, but do your stories really have to include getting abused?

And it's not just me.

I have read so many Kurt stories where this guy, what is ti Kowalski, rapes him.

And the amount of sexual assault fanfics about poor Rachel is horrible.

But now, you have to have a Disney character rape ME?

That doesn't seem very kind to me, after all I've been through.

Do none of you care that I have gotten bullied everyday since I got here?

Or that Brittany dumped me in front of everyone?

Or even Santana breaking my nose with a dodgeball?

And to add to it, all the stories are how me and my mate Sam get together.

I know I shouldn't have been looking in the M section, but I was curious to see what you all think of me.

Kurt keeps telling me to stay away from this site completely, and now I know why.

It's because of all those Rammers or Flanagevans fans that want us together.

Let me tell you, it's not going to happen.

And before I go I have one last thing to say:

Could you please explain why Sebastian the crab is doing that to me?

Sincerely,

Rory Flanagan


A/N So, did u like? Did it ruinen you chrismas or make it better? Should I stop talking and just roll the Review? and

UndercoverGleek ;)