"Mom! Wake up! Wake up!"
"Huh, Screwball? What time is it?"
"Five in the morning."
"FIVE IN THE MORNING!" Discord jumped up out of his sleep when her heard his daughter.
"Seven, I just thought I should see your reaction."
"Oh Screwy, why you are j- oomph." Screwball pinned her dad on his stomach.
"Why is 8-year-old Screwball harder to control than 5-year-old Kibou?" Discord asked as his face was planted into a pillow.
"She beats your magic by a mile."
"No she- does" he muttered as she threatened to put him into a cage, "n't" he smirked as his daughter snapped her tail and found that nothing happened.
"D-daddy?"
"Yes?"
"W-what happened to my magic."
"I bent it."
"YOU WHAT?!" Fluttershy and Screwball scream asked at the same time.
"It's in one of those bottles."
"In a-" Screwball looked over at her dad's odd collection of bottles, filled with Apple cider, grape juice, toy boats, anything you could think of.
"How am I supposed to find my magic in those?"
"Dont route through my bottles missy, you have a school in another place to get to in an hour."
"It doesn't take long to- oh right."
"Go through them kiddo, I'll snap us there if it gets late."
"But I'm supposed to meet Dusk in 30 minutes."
"Don't drink anything, hear me? Some of those are potions." I probably still have my magic and he just made a force field in his room to make sure I didn't put him in
a cage he wouldn't be able to get out of. Screwball jumped when the last part of her thoughts sounded like her father, not her. Is this really the first time I've done
this to you? Man I need to get out more...
"DAD! QUIT MESSING INSIDE MY HEAD!"
"Fine! You're not fun anyway." Discord pouted, "I was going to tell you where your magic is, but now I don't think I should, you were right."
"I'm going to go to school Dad so..."
"Can I drop you and Kib off on his first day?"
"I don't see why not, Ms. Cheerlie wanted to tell me she needed to talk to you anyway."
"Probably about my past."
"What's that supposed to mean?"
"Nothing little one, go get a head start with your brother and I'll follow after I do some finishing touches here."
"Kay! C'mon Kibou!"
"Coming Screw!" Discotd raised his eyebrows.
"Screw?"
"Yeah! We have our own nicknames for each other."
"That's good, just, can you look out for him today, I know you're in the same class, but that Gastly character..."
"He's in safe hooves Daddy."
"Okay, just-"
"Stop worrying about me Dad, I'll be fine." Kibou snapped and popped on top of his father's head. Discord smiled.
"Someone's been practicing."
"Yup! Screwy watches me all the time and when I struggle with something, she helps me a lot!"
"That's good, don't you think you should start walking?"
"Bye Mom!" The Chaos children called to Fluttershy.
"Bye little ones! See you when you get back Discord."
"Love you" the two of them did a quick kiss, then Discord followed the kids.
"Dusk!"
"Screwy!"
"Did Skyla come?"
"Yeah, Dad's taking her, her wing broke and she had to get it wrapped."
"Poor thing," Discord muttered
"Hey Discord!"
"Twilight Sparkle! I haven't seen you in a few weeks, how have you been?"
"Pretty good, nothing really remarkable happening other than-" she blushed and didn't finish.
"What did you do?" Discord sneered jokingly.
"N-nothing important."
"Tell the draconequus Spark."
"No thank you!"
"Please?"
"Nope."
"Mom had a foal!" Dusk Century announced.
"Dusk!"
"What, it got boring watching that, let's go Screwy and Kibou, let them socialize."
"You can call me Kib, if you want."
"Sure! Friends?"
"Friends!"
"You a foal? And you didn't tell us?"
"Y-yeah,"
"Did you tell Fluttershy?" Twilight shook her head.
"AJ?" Twilight put up her hoof.
"You are the first of our friends to know."
"Really? Wow, really?"
"Yes really." Twilight slightly giggled.
"I'm being ridiculous, let's follow the kids, shall we?"
"Yeah, let's go."
"Discord! I'm glad to see you!" Cheerlie exclaimed
"You wanted to talk to me?"
"Yes, we are about to start Equestrian history, I want wondering if you were interested in telling your children?"
"What? At home?"
"Let me rephrase. Are you ready to tell them?"
"I think so, I would ask Fluttershy though."
"Can you ask her, then tell me sometime today?"
"Sure."
"Thanks!"
"Be good the two of you!"
"We will Dad!" Screwball answered for them.
"Your mother is picking you up unless something comes up."
"Kay!" Screwball said with a hint of impatience.
"That is how Princess Celestia and Princess Luna first defeated Tirek." Cheerlie finished explaining to the foals.
"Ms. Cheerlie?" Asked a magenta unicorn filly with hair that looked like Pinkie Pie's, but had rainbow coloring and a tail that was straight and tied back like
Applejack's.
"Yes Rainbow Mage?"
"When did Uncle Discord meet Great Aunt Celestia?"
"I'm not quite there yet but I'm about to next week if a get a certain some pony to come and talk about it. Screwball, Kibou, has he said anything to either of you if
he's coming?"
"I don't know, he doesn't like talking about things before we were born other than their wedding day..." Screwball started
"And Daddy isn't exactly the easiest person to persuade, once he's made it up, it's made up." Kibou continued
"He said he would ask your mother, I think he may come." Cheerlie explained
"Cheerlie?"
"Come in Discord, children go outside for recess."
"I'll do it."
"You're sure?"
"Positive, Fluttershy said she thought it would be good to tell them now instead of waiting for another."
"That great!"
"I know, she took me by surprise."
"Are the rest of them coming, or just you, Fluttershy, Twilight, and Celestia?"
"I can ask them, I didn't think about it."
"Heck yeah we'll come!"
"Rainbow Dash?" Cheerlie asked
"And your sister-in-law. Yee-haw!"
"You both are early, school doesn't end for another two hours."
"Fluttershy told us, Rarity, and Pinkie Pie." Rainbow Dash explained.
"Plus, we promised to come for career day, well Dashie here did." Applejack nuzzled her wife. (yes, okay, I ship AppleDash and they have 3 kids, and I don't know
why I'm telling you again but WHO CARES! ONWARD!)
"Of corse! I forgot today was Friday, so much has happened!"
"I have a new friend!"
"Who Kib?"
"Well Screwy, it's RAINBOW MAGE!"
"She seemed nice."
"And super duper smart! Not as smart as Aunt Twi though!"
"Yeah, no one is as smart as her."
"Night Screw,"
"Night Kib."