Animaniacs songs can really give a girl some ideas!
Especially with giant alien robots and some very bored teenagers!

I love this song!

I own nothing but Tai!

Onward!

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The Bone song

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It was just another day at NEST headquarters. Well, not quite..it was the day every Autobot, even Optimus Prime himself, dreaded.

Check up day.

With Ratchet and Wheeljack.

'Oh dear Primus, we are gonna get maimed.' Sideswipe moaned, hiding his face in his knees as he waited out in the Red. room for his turn.

Tatyana Witwicky/Prime sat nearby on a much smaller couch with Sam, both of them texting Mikeala while playing with the many apps on their new Iphones.

'I doubt you'll get maimed..' She said, without looking up. 'Worst thing that could happen is that Ratch will throw a very blunt object at your acoustic sweet spot...'

'I don't even wanna know where that spot is!' The red twin whined

'You probably are better off not knowing.' Sam put in.

'Sideswipe.' The voice of Wheeljack caught their attention. The red twin whimpered. 'Come on, your turn.'

'I don't wanna.' Sides whined, holding onto the couch like a five year old.

Wheeljack rolled his optics and went behind the couch. 'Come on, Sides...it's just..a simple...check up..GET UP!' He was attempting to push Sides off the couch using any means nessessary, it finally ended when he failed at pushing him off while they were back to back and slid down the back of the bot couch, looking rather annoyed or aggravated.

The two teenagers laughed. 'Sides...you want us to go with you?' Tai asked, smiling a wide smile.

The red twin gave them a look of relief and nodded.

'Can we, 'Jack?' Sam asked.

'I don't see why not. Optimus and Miles are in there.'

'Why?' Tai asked, her pierced eyebrow raised.

'Sunstreaker.' Was the scientist/Doctor's short answer.

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Miles was sitting in the medbay, playing a pokemon game on his DS as Sunstreaker was being examined by Ratchet.

'Would you hold still for a slagging astro second?' Ratchet voice exclaimed, sounding irritated.

'It's cold!' The Yellow twin whined.

Optimus was sitting on a larger chair next to the blonde male, watching him play the game in interest. 'So, what is the point of this game you are playing?' He asked, sounding very interested.

'The point is to catch as many Pokemon as you can, these little monsters right there...' He found it so cool that the leader himself found a simple video game so fascinating.

'I see...I've seen Tatyana and Sparrow play that game numerous times.' Optimus smiled at the thought of his daughter and 'granddaughter.'

'Which game?' Tai's voice caught their attention.

'Pokemon!' Miles cheered.

'Oh sweet, dude!' She laughed. 'To be a master!'

'Pokemon master!' Sam and Miles both responded.

Optimus couldn't help but let out a small chuckle. Humans were a very fascinating species.
'So, how's it going?'

'Going good.' Miles closed his DS, putting it in sleep mode and leaning back. 'Sunny is a big baby, and Ratchet is this close to bashing him over the head with a wrench.'

'Nothing out of the ordinary, eh?' Tai concluded, sitting cross legged on the seat.

'Pretty much.'

Ratchet let out a sigh a few minutes later. 'Sometimes I really wish the Cybertronian body wasn't the most complex body structure.'

A short bout of laughter made him turn around. 'Then you really havne't looked up anything about the human skeleton have you?' Tai asked, looking at him with a sparkling optic and eye.

'How complex could you be?' Ratchet asked, now turning his full attention to the three teens.

'Well, Ratch...there's the miles of intestines, veins, the thousands of nerves, the brain, and the skeletal system.'

'Really now?'

'Yeah..in fact, I think I have a skeleton in my apartment.' Tai took off, after transforming her feet into a pair of small wheels.

'I really hope she is joking.' Optimus said a few seconds later.

Tai came back in a few seconds later, rolling in a full replica of the human skeleton. 'Gentlemen, meet Benny!'

'Benny?' Sam laughed, walking over to look over the plastic thing.

'See guys, all the bones and stuff...there are thousands of them!'

'Isn't there a song called The Bone Song?' Miles asked.

'Are you suggesting we sing it?' Tai asked with a huge grin.

'Oh god!' Sam groaned, knowing what was coming. 'Animaniacs?'

'Yes, let us hear this..' Optimus said, sounding interested. 'I would like to hear about the skeletal system.'

'You heard them, guys. Hope you all remember the song!' Tai exclaimed, sounding very excited at the thought of singing.

'How could I forget? 'Sam muttered, shaking his head.

Tai searched through her Iphone for the song. 'Found it!'

Optimus, Ratchet, the Lambo twins, and Wheeljack watched as the three teens faced them.

'At least this isn't the bean song..' Sam muttered as the music started. Taking a deep breath, he gathered his wits and opened his mouth.

'Everybody knows about the ankle bone connected to the Other bones you have inside your leg.'

Miles them came forward. 'And everybody knows it's true, without the bones inside of you..'

'Your body would become a scrambled egg!' Tai sang out excitedly.

Ratchet and Wheeljack glanced at one another with different expressions. Ratchet just looked slightly confused while Wheeljack looked amused.

Sam kneeled down next to Tai's leg, pointing at her foot. Luckily, she was wearing flip flops.

'So the toe bones connected to the foot bone.' Tai wiggled her toes as Sam sang.

Miles then kneeled down and pointed to the same foot. 'And the foot bone's connected to the ankle bone.'

'And the slide is connected to the TromBONE!' Tai laughed out loud as she sang loudly.

Optimus was chuckling like mad at his daughters antics. He was enjoying this little song very much. He found entertaining and informative.

'The structure of the human body's Something quite unique And I'd imagine all the bones and joints Connected to each other In a complex distribution Formed by years of evolution That there still is some confusion As to how it came to be.' Sam grabbed the plastic skeleton hands and spun him around as Miles came forward and grabbed the feet.

'The foot and toes and ankle Help us walk; we should be thankful They're connected to the lower leg Or else we'd all fall down Right, here's the tibia, the shin bone And the fibula is ingrown To the back of the patella Which is also called the knee.'

The three teens then started singing together while holding up various limbs off the skeleton.

'Knee knee knee knee knee knee knee, Knee knee knee knee knee knee knee. Knee knee knee knee knee knee knee, Knee knee knee knee knee.'

Tai then came forward with a big smile on her face.

'Here we classify bone as the Femur or the thigh bone It's connected to the pelvis And the lower lumbar region Up the sacrum to the vertebrae And doctors all prefer to say The sternum or the thorax When they're talkin' 'bout your ribs.' She placed her hands in her own ribs as she was singing.

Sunny and Sides completely forgot about their nervousness as they watched the little musical going on in the med bay. Even Ratchet was grinning by now.

Sam held up the fingers. 'The finger bones are numerous.' He then wiggled his own.

Miles pointed to the upper arm area. 'The upper arm's the humerus.'

Tai held up the forearm to the left arm. 'The forearm's got two pieces Called the radius and ulna.' She pointed to each one of the seperate bones.

'Then the scapula and clavicle.' Sam pointed.

'The maxilla and mandible.' Miles sang.

'The nasal and the frontal bone And cranium on top.' She knocked the skeleton on the head before planting a loud kiss on top.

Sam turned to the Autobots, looking like he was having so much fun.

'The Skeleton is really great.'

'It helps your body stand up straight.' Miles stood in the middle of the two Witwicky and placed both of his arms around both of their shoulders.

'Without all your brains and guts would fall out on the floor.'

The song ended with the three teens bowing.

'Well done!' Optimus exclaimed, looking very impressed. Tai smiled up at her Dad.

'That song was...well, interesting.' Ratchet said, amusement in his voice.

'Thanks...wait until you hear about the human brain...' Tai said, now waltzing with the skeleton.

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I found this song funny!

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