Distractions: Chapter 10.

Inside Kakashi's Closet... of Kink

Monday morning. Sakura's least favorite part of the week. It meant she actually had to get out of bed and go back to work after a delightful stress free Sunday. She wished she could just sleep all day and not go anywhere. She swung her legs out of bed and rubbed the sleep out of her eyes. Kakashi was already gone. Sakura sighed and continued her normal routine, checking her phone that usually didn't have anything, she saw there was in fact a message today.

[SHLM]

[Hello and good morning, my darling. I'm so sorry to have to leave you so early this morning. Forgive me? And are we still on for Monopoly tonight? 7?- Love, K]

[Sakura]

[I swear... you make me so happy when you send silly things.I love you so much. And of course we're on, I've yet to beat your ass! Ha ha.]

Sakura walked with Karin to the hospital that morning, going on with her everyday life. That night when Kakashi came over and they continued their game, Sakura had a plan. She obtained both dark blue properties. Boardwalk and Park Place. It was a mistake that every opponent in the game would regret. Her father had called it the Boardwalk Boo Boo. Basically if someone got both of those properties and built hotels on them, the other players were screwed when they inevitably landed on them. Kakashi landed on the property when she hadn't yet built hotels on them, and payed her the due amount. Next round she built hotels, and when Kakashi hit her again, he was out of money. She had won the game. Her prize? One Kakashi Hatake on a plate for nibbling. Wink wink.

Kakashi and Yamato focused on siding the house on Monday. The clones put an initial coat of primer on the inside walls. Once they were finished with that, they were to start planting new grass seed in the yard.

Saturday afternoon, Kakashi decides to ask Sakura over. I'll make this her last visit. I'll have to start packing soon so she can't get suspicious. I also want to give her a surprise from The Box... What will you do if she decides she doesn't like that stuff?. . . I'll have to throw it out I guess. That sort of thing isn't detrimental for a relationship to be successful.

[Kakashi]

[Hey girly, wanna come over around 8 tonight? -K]

[MCB]

[Of course!]

[Kakashi]

[Wear something... sexy ;)]

At his apartment that evening, Kakashi was not disappointed. When Sakura arrived, he answered the door, she dropped her coat, and he was greeted by what he would describe as a succubus that happened to look like Sakura. She had on dark eye makeup, just enough to make her green eyes pop. Her top was a red corset underbust with black lacey fabric covering her breasts, flowing down the corset in twisty designs. His eyes traveled down, to a skirt that you could barely call a skirt. It didn't leave much to the imagination. It consisted of a tiny scrap of pleated fabric in black. The length was so miniscule he was sure if she bent over, everyone on the street would be blessed with the sight of Sakura's ass and whatever panties she happened to be wearing. Continuing down, she wore sheer black stockings and black heels. Kakashi's jaw dropped. Sakura smiled and giggled,

"Do you like what you see, Monsieur Hatake?"

Kakashi gulped and nodded.

"Y-yes ma'am. Where in the world did you get those clothes?"

"I have my good friend Ino to thank for these. They don't fit her as well, so she let me have them." Sakura pushed Kakashi back, a finger on his chest, then closing the door behind them.

"Now honey, you said you had a little surprise for me?"

Kakashi smiled deviously,

"My my, it seems my little flower isn't so innocent after all. My surprise isn't either. You must know that this 'surprise' is just the tip of the iceberg in my closet of kink."

He took her hand and led her to the bedroom.

"Do you want the surprise?" Sakura was glowing with excitement.

"Yes! Do I finally get to see something from your Box?"

"Even better my love. If you'd allow me, I will use it on you."

"Of course you can."

"Ok. Get on the bed on your back, close your eyes and don't move." She obeyed and he walked to the closet to retrieve her first adventure from his kinky closet. He returned, and laid his surprise next to her on the bed.

"Now I'm going to ask that you keep your eyes closed no matter what, until I say you can open them, okay?" Sakura remained silent where she was. Kakashi straddled her body, then leaned in and kissed her. She kissed him back, eager fro the contact. He kissed down her throat, across each collar bone, then down to her lace covered breasts. He gave each hard nipple a suck through the fabric before continuing. The corset opened in the front, much to the appeal of Kakashi. He unsnapped the cloth one button ata a time, revealing her breasts inch by inch. His plan was to tease her until her pussy was dripping wet... then he would introduce his little toy. Once her breasts were revealed to his hungry gaze, Kakashi licked and blew air across each of them, making her aereola pucker in excitement. He completely removed the piece of fabric and continued his relentless love of her body. He pinched and flicked her sensitive rose bud nipples, earning him deep, sensual moans of pleasure from his lover. Still playing with breasts, Kakashi continued kissing down her body, barely brushing her skin with his lips, leaving a trail of goosebumps on her sensitive skin.

"Mmm Kakashi, you're lighting my skin on fire. I feel like I'm burning up!" Sakura said between moans and gasps. Kakashi had made it to her skirt edge and decided he would leave it on. He lifted the hem to see how wet her panties were, and he was met with the sight of Sakura's drenched pussy, bare and waiting for him. The fact that she had walked all the way here with her pussy exposed to the world made his cock harder in his pants.

"I see you forgot to wear panties tonight Sakura."

"I didn't forget. It was on purpose."

"And what if you had bent over or a strong breeze had lifted your skirt? I don't know if I would have been okay with any man on the street seeing my woman's pussy on display."

"It would have been exciting, I suppose. But the whole purpose was to have just one less obstruction between me and your cock."

"Well you won't be getting my cock tonight. At least not yet."

Kakashi spread her legs, causing a slight breeze to come in contact with her dripping wet lips. He raised them further to her chest. A small look of confusion flashed across her face before she went back to calm. She trusts you. Don't fuck it up. Kakashi grabbed his toy from beside them and began to finger her with his other hand. After fingering her to an orgasm, he thought she was sufficiently wet for his toy. He took the toy and rubbed the tip up and down her pussy, slapping her clit with it a few times before slowly sliding it inside her pussy.

"What in the world?" Sakura asked before Kakashi pulled the toy out and forced it all the way back inside her. She gasped at the foreign object.

"Kakashi, what-"

"Shhh..." He put a wet finger to her lips, "Just enjoy it, my beautiful woman. Sakura sucked the finger into her mouth, licking all her juices off of it before releasing it. Kakashi fucked her with the dildo, making her cum three more times before taking it out and bringing it to her mouth. She smelled it and took it into her mouth, repeating her treatment of his finger on the toy. After she had sufficiently cleaned the toy, Kakashi pulled it out of her mouth with a pop, laid it down, then thrust his own hard cock into her extremely wet pussy. He fucked her hard and fast, his cock had been waiting, rock hard, for too long for rational thought. Her fluids made wet slapping noises as he thrust into her. Kakashi pounded against her. The only noise they could hear was their own grunts and moans accompanied by the sound of skin slapping against skin. He could feel she was getting close to another orgasm, her walls were closing in his cock. Kakashi brought a hand to her clit and fingered her while he pumped into her pussy. The pink haired woman beheath him was writhing in pure ecstasy at the fucking he was giving eyes had rolled into the back of her head, and her mouth hung open in a silent groan. Kaksahi thrust into her a few more times before her body convulsed in a mind blowing orgasm. Her pussy milked his cock, sending pulse after pulse of hot cum deep inside her. Kakashi collapsed onto her chest before rolling them over so he didn't crush her.

Kakashi kissed her forehead and stroked her cheek.

"How do you feel my dear?"

"Mmm... like I never want to leave this bed. I really like this whole Box thing. Could you show me more sometime?" Kakashi chuckled. Looks like I'm not throwing anything out any time soon.

"If you show up like you did today? All sexy and delicious? How could I say no? Can you wait until next Saturday for something new?"

"I think I can manage that."

"I love you so much."

"I love you and your toys, Kakashi." The silver-haired man chuckled at her cuteness. She snuggled up to his chest and they fell asleep in each other's arms.

Sunday morning, Sakura had a dress fitting scheduled with Hinata. Kakashi had papers to grade at the Academy. She kissed him before they parted ways for the day. She was to meet the wedding party at the dress makers. They all had arrived and were waiting on her when she got there. Hinata had ordered the dresses with Sakura the last time they had been together and a few days ago they arrived. The girls all slipped on the dresses. Some were too big, others a little small in places. Ino and TenTen's were the closest fit, the dressmaker only had to change a small thing on Ino's and take in Tenten's bust section, much to the brunette's dislike. Sakura was next up, her dress requiring a bit of care. Her dress was just a tiny bit too long, she was a couple inches taller than Ino and Tenten, so she had ordered extra length, then found out she didn't need all of it. The waist was a bit big and her bust was a bit tight. The dressmaker made the appropriate pins and told her she was finished. On to Hinata! The main event. There were several large things that needed done with Hinata's dress. First of all she needed a veil made to match the dress, which the dressmaker agreed to. Then she needed the dress to fit correctly. The dress was too long, quite a bit too big around the waist and definitely not large enough in the bust. It was so small she couldn't even get the dress all the way on, her breasts were spilling out the didn't look good. The dress maker spent a couple hours perfecting everything. The woman wrote down all of their measurements and told them everything would be finished within a couple of weeks. She was very kind and patient with everything. Definitely necessary in her profession. Bridezilla much. When they were finished, all the women parted ways.

Hinata gave Sakura a ride home. The pink-haired woman was tired, she wanted to craw in bed for a nice long nap. Kakashi hadn't let her get much sleep last night, and she was feeling the effects today. When they arrived at her apartment, they said their goodbyes and Sakura went up to her home. She let herself inside, took off her shoes and went to the bedroom. Nap time... Just before she fell asleep, her phone buzzed on her night stand.

[SHLM]

[Good evening, lover ;)]

[Sakura]

[Heyy... how's grading those papers?]

[SHLM]

[I'm actually all caught up for now. Can I come over? I bringeth ramen!]

[Sakura]

[Well... I guess. But only because you bring ramen. Did Naruto coerce you?]

[SHLM]

[…]

He arrived at her apartment about fifteen minutes later, carrying a bag with two large strudy ramen take-out cups inside. They ate their meal on Sakura's bed, feeling the Sunday evening lazy bug. After finishing, Kakashi took the trash to the kitchen garbage can. They snuggled in bed reading Icha Icha. The scene had become rather common place for them. Sakura feared that she would pick up his habit of reading it absolutely everywhere. A few chapters in, her eyes began to droop... then she dropped off into sleep, letting the book slip from her grasp and snuggling up to Kakashi's chest. He took the opportunity to kiss her head, closing his book and placing them both on the night stand. He carefully edged out from underneath the woman next to him to turn off the light, then snuck back into bed. Kakashi didn't join her in sleep for a while, wanting to relish this darling moment as long as possible. Next week they were scheduled to start flooring at the house, meaning he needed to start packing if he was going to move in as early as possible. I probably won't be able to spend very much time with her next week and the week after... but hopefully not too much less than what we already do.

Monday morning came, Kakashi meeting Yamato at the worksite at 8:00 AM, just like they had been every day for the past month and a half. However, today was a little different. A delivery truck was outside the house, and two men were unloading everything. Kakashi watched them make trip after trip to the truck. What is it like the grandma's carpet bag in Halloweentown? Like endless depths? Jeez. . . It's a little weird that you've seen that movie... No it isn't..Well... I guess maybe... The two delivery men unloaded about a dozen doors, all the necessary doorknobs, several hardware pieces for the AC unit, pieces of marble for the counter tops, five sinks, boxes upon boxes of nails, brushes, paints, glues, and random other hardware for light fixtures. And the last thing that came out was five boxes of lightbulbs. Yamato took a rigorous inventory to order checklist and marked off each piece as it passes into the house. Everything was accounted for and they could begin.

"The next few days will go as follows," Yamato told them all, "Kakashi, you and I will start installing all the hardware inside, starting in the kitchen. This means window sills, doors, doorknobs, locks, door casings, baseboards, sinks, cabinets, counter top, etc. the clones will finish the gazebo in the backyard, painting the outside and giving the inside a nice red stain. Once we finish with the hardware, probably by Wednesday ish, then we'll start ripping out all the old carpet and rotting hardwood flooring. When the clones finish they will start tiling in the kitchen. We couldn't find the ones to match your old ones, so we found some that will just need painted. Depending on how much we get done and when, you could start moving things in by the end of next week."

"Sounds good."

And so they began. The clones took paint and stain to the backyard for their first assignment, then Kakashi and Yamato started the inside hardware. The installing went rather quickly, the two men had it all finished by Tuesday afternoon, slightly ahead of schedule. The clones had also finished the gazebo and were eager to start on the kitchen tile. Before they started tearing up old carpet, Kakashi took all the old furniture he wanted to keep and put it upstairs for the time being. Then their destruction began. The process was fairly easy. Most of the glue keeping the carpet down had dried up and crumbled from old age and beign exposed to the elements, making it rather simple to just pull it up in one go. They finished the carpet in the living room and were moving down the hall when Kakashi told Yamato he needed a break. The brown haired gentleman asked if he wanted him to wait to continue, and when he said to go on without him, Yamato understood. He peeked into the next room and saw the rather gruesome bloodstain in the middle of the floor. Not wanting to make a big deal out of it, he simply tore that carpet out as quickly as possible and moved on. Soon after, Kakashi returned, slightly pale but otherwise fine. He saw that Yamato had finished that dreaded room and visibly relaxed. His memories didn't have to be replayed every time he entered the room now. They had all of the middle floor's carpet ripped out by Wednesday evening, and by Thursday night, the basement as well. The clones had finished installing the kitchen tile as well, and were waiting for orders, Yamato was ecstatic,

"At this rate we will be way ahead of schedule! Heck we could probably start taking Sundays off! That's awesome!" They all left soon after.

"That sounds great, I haven't been seeing Sakura as much as I'd like to. But hey how about you? How are you holding up? Aren't the clones draining you keeping them up everyday?"

"Eh, they do. But since I've only been using my chakra on them, it's doable. I might cut them down to one now, though, so I can use some of my own chakra on the house. It should only take us a couple few weeks to finish!"

They parted ways, each to their own apartments. Time to get packing I guess. Probably should tell Sakura I'm staying late tonight...

[Kakashi]

[Hey love, I have a ton of paperwork tonight, all my students turned in a huge paper that had been assigned over the weekend. I'll be up all night grading. Sorry I won't be able to come over til late if at all tonight. Love you so much! -K]

When Kakashi reached his apartment about fifteen minutes later, he received a reply.

[MCB]

[That's fine. Might take a little nap or something. ;)]

Ha. She'll be out long before I arrive, if I do. Oh well. He let himself inside the apartment. On his left was a huge pile of boxes waiting to be filled with his belongings. He had hit up a few places in town for large boxes, mostly Ichiraku and the worksite. Kakashi decided to start with the books. They would take the longest to pack. He picked up a box and emptied the shelves in his living room, filling it about halfway. There were a total of six floor-to-ceiling shelves in his bedroom, all stuffed full. In the first box he managed to fit another two shelves from the first bookcase before it was completely bookcase by itself to just over two boxes. When finished, he would have fifteen boxes of just books. Ugh. Remind me why I buy all these again? I might be able to pack up three of them tonight.

Kakashi turned on some music, preferring background noise to silence when do dreary work.

When the man looked up the see what time it was, it was 12:30. He had packed four of the six bookcases and was feeling rather accomplished, and tired. He laid down in bed and fell asleep before he could even think about messaging Sakura again, let alone getting up to go see her.

The next morning, Kakashi awoke in his own bed, sans one pink-haired Sakura. It was slightly foreign feeling. Shit you didn't tell her you weren't going to make it after all. She'll be disappointed. You have to make it up to her, numbskull. His phone flashed saying he had a message.

1:43 AM

[MCB]

[Hey, it's pretty late. I'm assuming you probably aren't going to make it? I'm going to bed. See you tomorrow? Maybe?]

Damn it. She waited up for you. Pathetic asshole. Now you should really feel shitty.

[Kakashi]

[I'm so sorry deary. I'll make it up to you. I love you!]

Kakashi got up, dressed, then went to the build site. When he arrived, yamato was just making his clone for the day.

"Morning, Kakashi. Ready to start flooring?"

"As ready as I'll ever be."

"Good. My clone is going to start painting today, if you would designate what colors you want each room, he can get started."

Kakashi led the clone to each room, described what he wanted, wrote it on a note, then stuck it to each door. The clone started to paint and Kakashi returned to Yamato. They decided to start with hardwood and move to carpet. The rooms that would have wood were the dining room, the hall closets, the basement in a few rooms and the attic. The rest would be carpeted in an extremely dark red or left at cement. Yamato did all the hardwood floors in about ten minutes. Admittedly he cheated and used his jutsu, but at least it got done and got done quickly. He told Kakashi it wasn't a big deal since he had cut down to one clone. The carpeting took much much longer. They were cutting, stapling, folding, tearing up and gluing back down for days. The sunken living room was the hardest because the dip was carpeted as well.

By Saturday afternoon, they had the middle floor entirely carpeted. Kakashi wanted to spend the night at Sakura's apartment and bring her a new toy. He decided to bring the Box with him, then leave it there so she wouldn't have a reason to come to his apartment place anymore. Maybe I'll stash it under the bed? They were way ahead of schedule, so Kakashi left the house a bit early. Yamato said that he and the clone would work a little more, then go home as well.

Kakashi went home and showered, then changed into a set of comfy civilian clothes. He grabbed the box then left for Sakura's apartment. If he was lucky, she wouldn't be home yet and he'd have time to make one more little stop on his way there.

Sakura arrived at her apartment after work a little later than normal, and slightly tired. She tossed her purse on the couch, noticing there was a vase of bright daisies on the coffee table. Hmm. I wonder who could have brought those. A small card was stuck in the middle of them. She took the card out and read it.

Hello My Dear,

I'm terribly sorry about my flaky behavior lately.

I hope you'll accept these flowers as just a small token of

my apologies. I'll be waiting for you with a surprise.

Love,

Kakashi.

Sakura ptu the card down and took off her shoes. I wonder what surprise he could be talking about? She walked into the bedroom, closing the door behind her. She took a step and felt a hand on her shoulder. Before she had time to spin around on the stranger, long, strong arms surrounded her. They roamed up and down her body, pausing in all of the most sensitive areas. Hot lips carressed her neck and shoulder. The hands unbuttoned her blouse and inside her bra to toy with her nipples. She felt his hot body pressing against her, erection rubbing her ass cheeks.

"Good evening, lover. Do you want a surprise?"

"There's more to this than you naked?"

"Oh but of course, my dear," Kakashi took her hands and led her to the bed, "I have to make amends for my behavior towards you these past few weeks. I've been terrible unreliable and flaky. And the worst part? I think it will continue for another few weeks." He pouted before continuing, "And I'm so sorry for that. I apologize for everything I did that made you unhappy and everything that I will probably do in the future that upsets you."

"I accept your apologize, good sir. But I can't quite figure out exactly what you mean. I don't think you're being flaky or unreliable. We've both just been extremely busy with our own lives right now. Anyway, I forgive you for anything that you think you've done. On to my surprise!"

He loomed over her body before leaning in and nibbling on her ear, "May I ask you to close your eyes again for me, Madame?"

Sakura obediently closed her eyes. Kakashi kissed her forehead, each eyelid and then down her face and body, only stopping to strip various articles of clothing off of his lover's body. As he moved down, between each kiss he would whisper, "I'm sorry." before continuing. Kakashi kissed every inch of her body, exploring all of her curves, every inch of skin. The fact that she couldn't see what he was doing made her that much more sensitive to his hot lips on her skin. Goosebumps broke out in the wake of his kisses.

After thoroughly exploring, Kakashi came back up to her breasts, slowly and methodically licking and sucking on each he was satisfied with their hardness he blew cool air across her puckered pink buttons. Sakura's nipples hardened further, into little pink pebbles.

"Are you ready for your surprise now, milady?"

"Yes! Please!" He kissed each of her nipples, then clamped both with rubber and metal nipple clamps. A tiny delicate chain hung between the two. His cute pink lover writhed underneath him, eyes still closed and in wonder at the new sensation. She brought her hands up to test out what was attached to her, and was slightly surprised.

"How does that feel my love?"

"It feels like a pinch, but obviously you aren't pinching me. . . Are these nipple clamps like from Icha Icha?"

"I thought you might like something from the green book tonight."

"You're so dirty, Kakashi. I love it."

"Do they hurt to much? Beyond what they're supposed to, I mean."

"Not particularly, no."

"Do you want me to fuck you right now? You look so sexy I just want to eat you up." He whispered in her ear, voice thick and husky with lust. The woman beneath him shivered and he knew that just his voice could turn her on. He trailed a hand down to her pussy, and found it slick and wet already. At that moment, his lover couldn't make words come out, so she just nodded vigorously.

Kakashi chuckled and ground his cock against her folds, teasing her even further.

"You can open your eyes, my love."

Jade eyes met mismatched red and black, each darkened with lust. Kakashi took a finger and lifted the chain between her clamps, pulling them up and toward each other. The clamps pulled on her nipples and a hissed moan left her lips. Her pussy felt even wetter against his cock. She took his length in her hand and led him to her entrance. He pulled away before she could penetrate herself on him.

"Ah-ah-ah. Not yet my love. Not until you ask for it."

"Kakashi! I need more! Fill me, please. Just fuck me already!"

"Your wish is my command, love."

He forced his entire cock inside her, rocking her breasts and forcing her nipples to twist with the clamps. Kakashi didn't give her any time to adjust to the invastion, he began fucking her hard and fast from the start. Giving her exactly what she asked for. Within minutes the sensory overload took his pinkette lover over the edge of orgasm. He hadn't stopped thrusting inside her, just let her walls clamp down on him while he continued fucking her.

Kakashi flipped her over, anxious to get back inside her needy dripping pussy. The movement jostled her clamped nipples, and moans filled his head. The clamps at this angle now pulled on her tits with their weight, constantly pulling as Kakashi thrust into her again. Sakura screamed out in pleasure, oblivious to how truly thin his walls were and the fact that the neighbors could probably hear her. Kakashi gave her a light spank before grabbing her hips and thrusting into her like a madman. Sakura's breasts heaved and her ass jiggled with each mind-numbing thrust. They were both getting close. Her pussy tightened down on his cock and they both exploded in ecstacy. Kakashi flipped her back over so he could remove the clamps. He kissed and caressed the sore buds.

"Did you enjoy your surprise, Miss Haruno? My sweet cherry blossom?"

"Mhmm, I did, my sexy Love Monkey, Mr. Hatake."

"Very much so in fact."

"Fantastic. I'm kind of tired." Kakashi cuddled up to Sakura and his little pinkette drifted off to sleep next to him. "...and I intend to make you my sexy Mrs. Hatake..." He followed her into sleep.

Sunday morning.

Sakura woke up in bed with Kakashi's arms around her. She picked up her phone and saw a message from Karin.

[Karin]

[Hey girl! Let's go hang out at a tea house! I want to talk with ya!]

[Sakura]

[All right. Which one?]

[Karin]

[Actually, Hinata recommended a couple to me. There's Tea'se Me and Infinitea.]

[Sakura]

[I've never been to either one. How about you pick? And what time?]

[Karin]

[Infinitea it is then. I'll be over around 2.]

Sakura turned over and kissed Kakashi on the nose. He opened one eye and grumbled.

"Sakuraaa... it's too early." He rolled over and brought the blanket with him.

"No it isn't, sleepyhead. Time to get up!"

"Ugghhh... what time is it?"

"I dunno. Most likely time to get up."

"I don't wanna..."

"Too bad. I'm meeting Karin in a little while anyway. Don't you have some sort of papers to grade at the Academy?"

"I guess."

She picked him up and drug him to the living room couch.

"Are you up now?"

"Yesss... scary mother lady..."

Sakura kissed him, then showered and got dressed. When she came back he was gone. She started a load of laundry and by the time she was finished hanging it to dry, Karin had arrived. Her redhead friend waved when she saw her. Sakura motioned for her to come up. They both went inside and Sakura grabbed what she would need for the day, as well as a green apple for each of them.

"They're the best in town. Straight from Ino's shop!"

"I didn't know she sold fruit."

"Shh... they don't typically. It's usually just used for scents and such, I just helped them harvest a week or two ago and they gave me some to take with me."

"How nice of them."

They soon came to a medium-sized, two-story pagoda style building. Walking inside an atmosphere of regality hit them. A hostess greeted them and they removed their footwear. The two girls were ushered inside and seated in a booth type enclosure with a low table. The establishment was fairly busy, but set up in such a way that you couldn't really hear anything coming from the other booths. Within a minute or two a woman came over to their table, dressed in traditional kimono and obi. Her makeup was a heavy white, with a tiny patch of lipstick on her lips. Her hair was pulled up tight in a beautiful hairstyle, combs and beads adorning it. She's so beautiful. She looks exactly like what I picture a geisha to look like!

"Hello, ladies! I'll be at your service on this fine day. What will we be having today? Or would you like to try a house specialty?"

"We've actually never been here before," Karin said, "So whatever you recommend would be fantastic!"

"Perfect. I'll bring you wonderful ladies a house special and some refreshements than!"

The woman fluttered away, her feet never leaving the floor but giving the image of floating. The kimono prevents the wearer from taking full steps, so quick little steps are a necessity.

"She is so beautiful." Sakura said to her readhead friend.

"Yeah! Say.. have you ever read the book Memoirs of a Geisha? I know it's technically fictional, but I feel there is a vein of truth in it. She reminds me of the geisha."

"No. Way. You've read it too? We're destined to be friends for life. Just saying."

Karin laughed. The geisha-woman soon returned, her arms adorned with two trays, one filled with small plates of fancy ordeurves, the other with a large teapot, two cups, saucers, sugar, and crème. She also poured their tea for them, extremely graceful with such a simple task.

"Anything else you would like right now, ladies?"

They both told her not at the moment, and the woman excused herself so they might enjoy their refreshments, fluttering away in seconds.

"The service here is phenominal!"

Karin sipped her tea, added a bit of sugar and said it was fantastic. Sakura tried hers, felt the flavor was delicious, but would be better with a bit of cream, so she added it and they enjoyed the deliciousness.

"All right so on to what I wanted to really talk about."

"What?"

"I actually got Sasuke to talk with me about kids the other day! And the best part? He smiled, then said that he'd like to be a father one day! I think that the argument we had after you left last time might have had a little bit to do with his response, but I am so happy I could die. I stopped taking my birth control a couple weeks ago and hopefully something happens soon!"

"Karin! I'm so happy for you! What a turnaround!?"

"But. There is something I'd like to ask of you. Since I've had kind of a rough and violent past, and stabbed several times... you know... I just wondered if you could like chakra probe me and see if you think that I'd be good to go for little kiddies."

"Of course, you silly. Give me your hand!"

Karin placed her hand in Sakura's slightly glowing one. The pinkette noticed many scars overlaying each other on her friends skin. Many of them were old and looked painful. Almost all of them bite marks. Wouldn't that suck to have a power like that? To not be able to heal people unless they bite you? I wonder if she could figure something out with that... Sakura extended her chakra into Karin's system and began testing her. She made it to her abdomen and checked out every little thing that could cause a hiccup. Everything looked surprisingly healthy. Even her egg count was okay. It was a little lower than a woman should have at her age, but still quite a few. Sakura finished her probe and retracted her chakra and her hand.

"Good news and eh news."

"All right. LAY IT ON MEHHHH!"

"Good news is your system is perfectly healthy. And the eh news is that your egg numbers look to be a little low. All that means is that you should have kids sooner rather than later. And if you want more than one, you should probably get on it. If I were you I wouldn't actually tell Sasuke anything until you're already pregnant. Well.. then again... if you tell him you have a small window of opportunity to get pregnant he might actually go for it."

"Good idea. I'll try sexing him up tonight!"

Their geisha woman came around and replaced their tea with a fresh hot one.

"How is everything ladies!? Are we meeting all your expectations?"

"Most definitely! Everything is fantastic!"

The woman smiled and fluttered away. The two ladies continued conversing about Karin's hopeful path to children. Sakura gave her all of the medical advice she had that Karin didn't already know. They stayed in the teahouse for a few more hours before heading home to their respective men.

Karin walked home with a spring in her step. Now to actually get pregnant. If Sasuke doesn't get on board, well... he has nine months to get over it I ... maybe I'll seduce him this evening? I've kind of wanted to get a creampie in my fantasies anyway... Maybe he'll give one to me. Week 6 complete! Halfway there!

Sakura arrived at her apartment and slipped off her shoes. She walekd to the bedroom and waiting for her was a naked Kakashi Hatake. He was hot, hard, and sexy.

"Hello, Mr. Hotake Tamale. How can I service you?" She started stripping.

"Well... How about you come over here and I'll show you?"

Hi there readers~! I am SO sorry for how long it took to get you guys this update. Like I know it was like three times longer than normal and i'm sorry. I just got back from a family vacation, just lost my job and a lot of life things are going on right now. :( That and college starts back up in four days. I guess wish me luck!

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Happy reading!

Liz