Notes: Hey ya'll! Just want to say…Go to an account named Kannika and Alli, read Naruto Utopia…That's an account my buddy Kannika and I made. And Naruto Utopia is cool…I think….Don't own anything read the fanfiction already.

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15 weeks

Lee was staring out the window towards the direction of Konaha feeling a bit home sick for his old village. Suddenly he felt the familiar hands of Gaara under his arms.

"Your body's changed Lee."

"What do you mean Gaara?"

Gaara moved his slide his hands down to Lee's stomach.

"Your body shape is more womanish."

"Womanish? Is that even a word?"

"Your hips are bigger, and your stomach is popping out."

"Well, my body was bound to change at some point correct?"

"What do you mean by that Lee?" Gaara and Lee snapped to attention. They heard Temari's voice from the door way.

"well?"

"Um…Uh…nothing Temari!" Temari gave them a weird look, Kin and…Rini! That's why that name stuck in his head! But anyways, they were hanging onto their mother's legs. "Don't lie to me! You guys have been trying to hide something for the past few months! What the Hell is it?! Tell me now." The twins were saying their mommy was swearing again, when Gaara whispered into Lee's ear.

"We should tell, she's probably on her period and will kill us if we don't say something."

"B-But Tsunade said-"

"We can trust Temari, it's those damn twins." Gaara glanced at his niece and nephew.

"We'll say, but not in front of the twins."

"If it's about sex it doesn't matter, they walked in on me and Kiba." The twins screamed and ran off clutching their eyes running into walls and furniture on the way to the living room to hide under the couch.

"Well, now you can."

"Temari, you're a horrible parent."

"Eh, they're fine, just mentally scarred for life." Lee was staring at his feet. Please do not let me or Gaara be a parent like her…I refuse to let her baby-sit my child.

"Well Temari, you can keep a secret, you've done perfect jobs of it so far."

"Ok, so just tell me."

"Tsunade has developed a way to let two men have a baby."

"Oh my gosh Gaara you're pregnant!"

"…"

"…No, Lee is. Not me."

"Oh…huh, I always thought that would be- SHUT UP! Now tell me the truth!"

"That is the truth Temari, check yourself! Hell, Lee show her your stomach." Lee lifted up his shirt, without it, the bump was clearly visible.

"O, M, Fucking, G." Temari was still a bit skeptical. This can't be a gen jutsu, Lee can't do them. She placed a hand on his stomach. "Shit."

"see? Now stop running your mouth. There are two year olds here."

"Which reminds me, I do not wish to name them Rini if they are a girl, instead, how about Hana? Or Amaya?"

"Those, I will consider." Lee smiled. He was slowly winning. Temari had to sit in a chair.

"Hey! What's going on in here?" Kankuro walked in drunk.

"Our brother knocked up bushy brows."

"WE SAID DON'T TELL ANYONE!" Gaara was mad, Lee put his face onto Gaara's shoulder and started crying. "Now Look, you made Lee cry."

"Wow, I'm sebliosl, I mean merizisoly, I drunk more then I thought." Kankuro decided to take a nap…on the floor.

"Temari!"

"Sorry, it's not every day your younger brother gets his boyfriend pregnant…wait, does that happen every day? I'm not sure of anything anymore."

"You're just lucky Kankuro's drunk. We don't trust him yet."

"Wow…Wow…I thought Kankuro would find a girlfriend before you two had a baby."

"That was a good burn Temari."

"Who the hell says I was joking?!"

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16 weeks

Ino was pissed, she could have gone to the spa today. But no, she has to give check ups to a pregnant man.

"Hey Lee." Lee blinked when he realized Ino was there, he had bandages wrapped around his chest and had his shirt off.

"Did you hurt your chest?"

"No, I just rather wear bandages then…" Lee shook his head.

"Just sit up so I can do a check up." Lee sat up.

"Are you sure You can not tell the gender yet? The books say gender maybe recognizable by now."

"Yes, but I had to learn this jutsu to check the baby fast. I'm not, skilled…" She started to cut off right there.

"Is something wrong with my child!?" Ino wouldn't speak.

"Well!? Say something!"

"I…I can tell the baby's gender…" Lee blinked and the room was quiet.