Well you'll be confused unless I tell you the surprise.
Gather all these folks together and have them say things they would NEVER say.
Ta-daaaaaaaaaaaa!
Warning : OOC as the last chapter
Presenting
What Princess Tutu characters would NEVER Say, THE FINALE!
Ahiru was having a wonderful day, why she even had new shoes! She thought everything would be going great... until she bumped into Fakir. Who bumped into Uzura...who bumped into Edel...who bumped into Rue, who bumped into Mytho, who bumped into Drossylmeyer, who finally bumped into the Monster Raven!!!
They all shouted the same thing.
"SHOES!"
"WHAT THE FUCK, ZURA?!"
"WHERE DID THE COCAINE GO!?!?...I mean...the GEMS!!!!"
"OH MY GAWD, WE'RE MISSING DAYS OF OUR LIVES!"
"Ahiru I'm so glad you're here...uh...you need to come with me, your...ehh...relative has been in an accident! Hurry, into the dark secluded alley!"
"...Yeah-huh...sure..."
Shouting the same thing? Well yes, that was a lie.
"KEEP AWAY FROM ME JERK-OFF!" Ahiru proceeded to kick Mytho in the stomach using her mad katate skills.
"Mytho! Get away from Ahiru you stalker!" Rue shouted without using caps.
"Don't call me that! I'm The artist formerly known as Prince." With that he gave a thumbs up to Uzura, who in turn gave him the middle finger.
"She's my wifey! Don't rape my wifey!" Fakir cried in a girlish manner.
"AHIRU I JUST LOVE YOUR SHOES!" Rue shouted using caps this time.
"WHERE DID YOU BUY THEM?!?!!??!" Fakir shouted as well, linking arms with his best friend Rue.
"...He is feminine like Tutu...hmmmmm..." muttered Rue, looking at Fakir suspiciously.
"RUUUE I LOVE YOUUUUUU." Mytho crooned, trying to grab Rue's chest. And Ahiru's, only she dropkicked him. Mytho remained on the ground muttering things about rape and world domination. And people call him a prince?
"DON'T TOUCH MY WIFEYS!!!" Fakir yelled, poking Mytho in the face. "Sides you get enough attention by me watching you sleep at night, silly!" Fakir smiled. Mytho cringed.
"What about the weddings!?!?!?" cried the Monster Raven
"Just like Sami's wedding to Lucas! How wonderful!" Drossylmeyer wiped a tear from his eye.
"They finally got married for real after the umpteenth time!"
"But what about EJ?"
"Oh, what does it matter? I can't even fit in a dress size 4 cause I'm so FAT!" The Monster Raven sobbed for a bit.
"...Why did I add you in the story again...? Still should have written a war story..."
"WHO ELSE WOULD WATCH SOAPS WITH YOU!"
"...Your right." Drossylmeyer noted. The two continued their discussion from that point.
Rue glanced at her father and was disgusted by how he was...a raven. So she proceeded to dye her hair pink.
"I'M A FLAMINGO NOW, MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Rue ran around flipping her pink hair like crazy.
"DAUGHTER, DON'T FRIZZ IT TOO MUCH, HAIRSPRAY IS USELESS THESE DAYS, YOU CAN'T RELY ON THAT ANYMORE!" The Monster Raven called after her, but we all knnow she would not have listened.
"You guys are all nuts!" Ahiru stated, but nobody cared about their lack of sanity it seems.
Then Mr. Cat happened to be crossing by.
Everyone suddenly turned to him with a gleam in their eyes. Then they shouted the same thing.
"MARRY ME!!!"
This was not a lie this time.
"No! Half of you are my students! And...you other people are all pedophiles! I had 27 divorces, I don't need more to add on to the list!"
"...MARRY ME ANYWAY!" They all shouted, the gleam in their eyes remaining.
They all chased down poor Mr. Cat, who was humming 'Livin da Vida Loca' nonchalantly since he was always running away from fangirls...and boys, therefore used to it.
Edel and Uzura were only watching the madness.
"I think they ALL need to get laid, zura."
Edel nodded and looked disdainfully at the infuriating music box glued to her hands. Then she realized something.
"Dammit I think I sold another condom by mistake!!!" Edel scrambled through her box looking for it.
Uzura shook her head and sighed.
"If I wasn't going to kill everyone with my machine gun tomorrow anyway, I would have told her she needs to get laid too, zura..."
THE END!
If it stunk, I apologize. Sequel? Not sure.