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I do not own Naruto or its characters, unfortunately :( but I do own my story's so I hope you all like it :) ja ne minna-san.

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Switching Catchphrases

In the training field of team seven, Kakashi was standing there listening to his ex-students and thinking.

"Naruto you totally ruined Sarada's surprise…Shannaro!" said Sakura with a mad tone because Naruto just had ruined Sarada's birthday surprise.

"How was I supposed to know she was there-ttbayo." said Naruto in his defense.

"You Usuratonkachi." Sighed and said Sasuke to his best friend

"Hey I said I'm sorry-ttebayo!" said Naruto.

Kakashi was looking at his ex-students and with a weird look on his face.

"Something up? You have a weird look on your face." said Sai pointing the obvious.

"Naruto, Sasuke, Sakura." Call Kakashi.

"Yes?" said all 3 as they look to their ex-teacher.

"Would any of you survive if you switched catchphrases for a day?" said Kakashi.

"Yeah, I so can do that. I'll take Sasuke's." said Naruto.

"Oh, ok so I guess that leaves Sasuke-kun with mines and I have Naruto's." said Sakura.

"Good, because Naruto's catchphrase is stupid." said Sasuke with a bit relived.

"IS NOT!" said Naruto.

… in a restaurant with Naruto …

"Here's your order." said the waiter as he put down Naruto's order.

"Thank you, Usuratonkachi." said Naruto.

"EXCUSE ME?" said the waiter offended and mad at Naruto.

"no….wait…. I…" said Naruto as the waither walked away.

… with Sakura and Hinata …

Hinata was laughing her head off.

"Stop laughing-ttyebayo." said Sakura embarrassed.

"You sound a lot cuter when you say that instead of Naruto-kun." said Hinata as she giggle at her friend's embarrassment.

"Ugh, how does Naruto live with this-ttebayo?" said Sakura covering her face with her hand, even more embarrassed by Hinata's complement.

… in the training field with Sasuke, Kakashi and Sai …

Sasuke was quiet looking at the sky.

"So Sasuke, how's the little wager we're doing!?" asked Kakashi with a smirked in his face.

Sasuke smirked and punched Kakashi on his face "Shannaro!" Sasuke said his wife's catchphrase.

Kakashi was K.O. by Sasuke's punch.

"Wow... This is a lot refreshing, no wonder Sakura likes saying It." said Sasuke.

"I don't think the punch was necessary." said Sai.

"It's my wife. She's your teammate, when is there not a day when she doesn't collide her fists to yours or Naruto's face?" said Sasuke.

"Maybe when you're in bed, with her?" said Sai.

"... What." said Sasuke a bit embarrassed.

"I read in a book women act differently around their loved ones, am I correct?" said Sai.