Sigh. I'm fifteen since yesterday. So I decided to update! Yay!
Fifteen years old and none the wiser. So sad.
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It was a normal day on Cyclonia, or at least as normal as it could get. Snipe was arguing with Dark Ace and Ravess was resisting the urge to use them for target practice. Hey, moving targets are more fun to aim at…
"Snipe's never heard of such a stupid thing." Snipe declared, pointing one finger in the air and waving it around. "Only little kids believe in that stupid kind of thing."
The Dark Ace resisted the urge to tie Snipe up and let the talons use him for target practice. Then he sighed and discarded that thought. With the talons aim they wouldn't even graze Snipe. "Snipe I'm telling you, it really would happen."
Snipe shook his head stubbornly. "No it wouldn't, Snipe knows it wouldn't."
"Snipe is asking for a beating." Master Cyclonis muttered under her breath. She was about ready to toss both men into the wastelands and keep Ravess. Heck Ravess had the aim, skills, and smarts to help her rule the empire. Not that the boys didn't. Well Snipe definitely didn't…
"Snipe will prove it's not real!" Snipe declared.
"I wouldn't-
Snipe interrupted Dark Ace. "No I wanna show you it's not real!"
Dark Ace rolled his eyes inwardly smirking. Reverse Psychology was so much fun. "Alright go ahead." Dark Ace was smirking now.
"Okay…um." Snipe thought for a second. "Oh! I know!" He cleared his throat. "I didn't accidentally leave a massive scratch on your skimmer." Both sides waited for a moment, only nothing happened. "Ha! See? Snipe told you so-
At that moment Snipes pants erupted into flames and disintegrated in seconds, leaving him standing in polka dotted boxers. "…"
Dark Ace's smirk widened. "I told you Snipe, liar liar pants on fire."
Snipe made a face and walked out. Ravess stared after him, pretty shocked that it really was true.
"Wait…so it really is true?" Master Cyclonis said suddenly. She paused before looking down at her pants, a slightly worried expression on her face.
Dark Ace nodded his head and paused, then yelled after Snipe. "Wait…you scratched my skimmer!!?!?!"
Ahahahaha…you know you wanna laugh! Poor Snipe. The skimmer isn't the only thing that's gonna be scratched.