"Aiko-chan!? What did you do!? That was our only way of NOT dying in Wave!" Sasuke, Naruto, and Sakura screamed.

"If you're in a losing argument," I said, "Think harder don't get louder."

"Eh? What does that mean?" They asked.

"It means instead of screaming and yelling, use your brain." My eyes twinkled as I smiled.

I stood up, closed my eyes, and put my hands above my head. My hands started moving down very slowly like they were made of water. An image of a peaceful waterfall formed behind me.

When my hands came down to my hips, I slapped them together and moved them up one at a time while shaking my hands a little. A raging fire replaced the waterfall.

When the 'hand fire' reached my chest the water movements came back but they were more free and scattered. A small breeze danced around the room, tousling hair and ruffling clothes.

SMASH!

The breeze was replace by an avalanche. Both of my fists were put together like a fist bump or 2 rocks colliding.

"And breathe," I said. I opened my eyes slowly and looked at Team 7's expressions. Mostly shock but a little amazement.

I smiled triumphantly. "Aren't I amazing?!"

I turned around and looked for my shadow. In the dimly lit room, she wasn't hard to find. (It was the middle of the night so the room wasn't very bright.)

I reached into my shadow and pulled out a scroll that was bigger than Kakashi.

"This, my beloved comrades, is the Aiko Scroll of Secrets. This scroll has secrets from every village, shinobi or non-shinobi."

Kakashi's jaw dropped. "Oh my god SERIOUSLY!? Aiko-chan, do you know how valuable that scroll is?! If you sold it you could buy all of the elemental nations!"

I put my hand up. "Calm. Your. Butt. Cheeks. Even if you do the hand signs and do the dance, you have to reach into my shadow. Shadow-chan is very feisty so she only lets me reach into the shadow place. The first time I tried, Shadow-chan bit my hand."

Kakashi nodded. "But how did you get these secrets in the first place?"

I grinned a small, I'm-a-defenseless-little-girl, smile. "I would tell you, but then I'd have to kill you."

Kakashi sweat dropped. "No need to do that..."

The scroll flew into the air as I whipped it open. I stopped in the middle of the scroll and sat down.

"'Edo-Tensei'," I read, "'The Reanimation technique. This jutsu revives a person from the dead but it needs a human sacrifice and a bit of the person's DNA. The person revived will appear to be invincible but if their soul moves on, the person is sealed away, or the caster dies, then all reanimated people will die again."

I read a little bit more about the Edo Tensei while everyone looked at me intently. I sighed and closed the scroll.

"Well?" Everyone asked.

"What? Didn't you just hear me read it?" I asked.

Sasuke shook his head. "Nope. All we heard was blah blah blah. You were speaking in a different language or something."

I just stared at him. "Really!?" I said.

Sasuke nodded his head.

I beamed at him. "Oh my god! I know a different language! I'm so happy!"

Everyone sweat dropped.

I giggled. "Just kidding! I know a lot of different old forgotten languages. Don't be surprised if you hear me talking, mostly cursing, in a different language. It's another one of my security measures too, but sometimes I forget about it."

"Anyway, the scroll asks for a human sacrifice," I clapped my hands together. "Who wants to volunteer?!"

"'Aiko-chan, you cannot sacrifice your teammates lives! That is a very bad thing to even think!'" I grumbled, in a high pitched voice, underneath my breath.

After I had asked who wanted to volunteer, Kakashi, had blown a gasket. He started screaming at me, getting his undies in a twist. Sakura, Sasuke, and Naruto looked at me at me like I was crazy, Zabuza started laughing his butt off, and Haku was silently crying while reading the book I had given him.

In the end, because Zabuza, Haku, and Kakashi were too lazy to, I got chosen to be the one to bring a corpse.

Currently, I was running through the trees trying to find Gato's I saw a HUGE building that looked like a mansion. I hid behind a tree. 'I wonder who lives there?' I thought for a second. 'Is it Gato?' I saw 2 guards with mean looking faces and pointy swords. "Yup. It's Gato." I said aloud then quickly covered my mouth. Thankfully the guards didn't hear me.

I debated on which way to kill them. Silent night or mass murder? Maybe cut out their tongue so they can't scream, then kill them? Which one would be the bloodiest? Cut out tongue and mass murder it is!

I flipped through a couple hand signs and said "Demon Style: Puppet Man."

This was a jutsu that I created myself. The user would look like a hanging puppet. The head would lull to the side and the elbows and knees would bend in awkward ways. The eyes would look crazed but lifeless at the same time. Overall, it was pretty freaky.

'Puppet Me', walked towards the unsuspecting guards while brandishing a kitchen knife from my kunai pouch. When the guards saw me, they looked scared.

"H-h-hold it right t-t-there!" They said.

"Oh I'm sorry." I said. "Am I not supposed to be here?" Even though I was speaking my mouth didn't move. My voice seemed to come out every which way, except my mouth. Now instead of being scared, they were terrified.

"S-s-stay b-b-back!" The one on the left said while pointing his sword at me.

I turned my dead gaze to the one on the right. "I can call this self-defense right? He is pointing a sword at me."

I didn't even wait for the man's reply. I flew forward with my knife, opened the one-who-pointed-a-sword-at-me's mouth, and ripped out his tongue. He gurgled incoherently as I stabbed him in the stomach repeatedly. After killing the first man, I started on the second one.

The second one had already wet his pants and was trying to flee. I grabbed him by the back of the neck and threw him against a tree. His ribs broke with a satisfying crack. He screamed in pain as I slit open his stomach and showed him his liver.

Oops. So much for staying quiet! I quickly grabbed the bodies and ran out of there.

When the other mercenaries came running, all they saw was a bloodbath.

I slowed to a walk as I reached Tazuna's house. 'Time to prepare myself' I thought, 'To a butt load of yelling from Kakashi.'

I knocked on the door with my foot and Tsunami opened it. If you've noticed, I don't give honorifics to anyone. If I respect a person, they don't have honorifics. If I absolutely despise someone then they get honorifics. But don't get confused with the nicknames. I give them to the people who I think are friends. Get it?

Tsunami screamed as soon as she saw me. "A-A-Aiko-chan! W-what's wrong with your face?! Who are those people?" Then she fainted.

Kakashi, Zabuza, and Haku can running as soon as they heard Tsunami scream. Kakashi took one look and me and quickly covered his mouth as if trying not to vomit. Zabuza and Haku mimicked him.

"What's wrong?" I asked. Then I realized, I hadn't undone my Puppet Jutsu.

I dropped the bodies and quickly undid the jutsu. When Tsunami hit the ground. Sasuke, Sakura, and Naruto came running. They took one look at the deformed bodies and threw up their dinner. I quickly hid the bodies behind my back. Or at least tried to.

"Hey guys! How's your day been so far? Good? Good, good, that's good." I said very quickly while backing up a little bit. These were poor little snot nosed genin. They didn't need to know the horrors of shinobi life. I was a genin too but I already knew the horrors of the real word.

"KYAAAA!" I let out a scream as I tripped over one of the bloodied figure's arm. I fell on butt on top of both of the figures and got my blood soaked clothes even more blood soaked.

I let out a frustrated groan. 'This is going to be a pain to clean.' I thought. Doing a little bit of quick thinking, I unsealed an empty scroll and sealed the dead bodies in the scroll. Then I took out one of my emergency scrolls and pulled out a baggy gray long-sleeve shirt that came up to my knees. It had 'Xavier actuary meeting' on the front in bold white letters.

I clapped my hands together. "There! I'm all cleaned up now! Let's do the Reanimation Jutsu, shall we?"

"'Aiko-chan! You can't bring 2 totally ripped apart bodies, make Tsunami-san faint, and cause your teammates to throw and act all natural about it!'" I grumbled under my breath again.

Kakashi eye smiled, "Did you say something Aiko-chan?"

I shook my head very quickly. "No sir."

We were currently in the middle of a forest with the scroll with the bodies in front of us. Kakashi decided that only Zabuza, Haku, Kakashi, and I would be present for the rebirth of my dear old daddy. He also decided that I would preform the jutsu because I was the only one who knew how to do it.

I went forward, unsealed the scroll, and pulled out the bodies. With the bodies in front of me, I did the handsigns for tiger, snake, dog, dragon, then clapped my hands together.

"SUMMONING: IMPURE WORLD REINCARNATION!" I shouted.

There was a giant poof of smoke, a blast of wind, and an eerie howl. Then there was silence.

Nothing happened.

A/N- I actually do have a shirt that says Xavier Actuary meeting on it. Sorry for the late update. I had final exams last week and state testing this week. I'm actually in class right now.

Have a nice day & Please review!