I'm very glad you found the last chapter amusing! Here's the next one and I hope you find it just as funny! I do not own Criminal Minds.

"Morgan!" Garcia called from her office.

"Yes, Baby Girl," he responded as he leaned in the doorway to her office.

"Will you go to the mall with me?" she asked with pleading eyes.

"I'm sorry, I can't. My mom and sisters are coming in town and they are getting here tonight."

Garcia pouted.

"It's not fair! JJ has to go home and take care of Henry because Will is working tonight. Prentiss has a Ke$ha wannabes meeting. Rossi claims to have a date, but I'm pretty sure that's code for jamming out to Nicki Minaj with his cat. Hotch…well…just no. Nobody wants to go to the mall with me!" she complained while flailing her arms dramatically.

"Did you ask Reid?"

Garcia looked at him as if he were an alien. She finally found her voice to respond.

"He doesn't really seem the type that enjoys going to the mall. I'm not even sure he knows what the mall is."

"Well, you're desperate for a shopping partner, aren't you?"

"Fine. Will you send him in here so I can ask him?"

"Anything for you, Baby Girl."

Morgan left to go fetch Reid. As soon as he was out of sight, Garcia began rubbing her hands and giggling in a very creepy manner. Reid was going to go shopping with her whether he wanted to or not. She stopped as soon as she heard Reid's footsteps coming toward her office.

"Morgan said you wanted to see me," Reid said, expecting an explanation.

"Yeah, I did. Please come in!" Garcia said cheerily.

Reid sat down in one of Garcia's chairs and began fiddling with one of her crazy pens.

"What did you want?" Reid asked.

"I was wanting to know if you wanted to go to the mall with me," she said with a huge smile on her face.

"I'm sorry, I can't…I have to read things…about stuff," he stammered, looking for any excuse to get out of it.

Garcia shook her head.

"You're coming with me," she stated with pure determination.

Reid chuckled and rose to leave.

"Sorry, Garcia."

He began making his way to the door. He stopped when Garcia lunged at the door, shutting it and locking it. She stood there with her back against the door, holding up a troll doll as a weapon.

"You are not leaving this office unless you agree to go to the mall with me!" she seethed.

"Garcia, I really don't want to—Ouch!"

Garcia had thrown the troll doll and hit Reid right between the eyes. She used that distraction to tackle him to the ground. She stripped his belt of the handcuffs he was ordered to carry and cuffed his hands behind his back. Reid began whimpering as Garcia began dragging him out of the office. She dragged him through the bullpen to get to the elevators.

"HELP!" Reid pleaded desperately, "I'M BEING FORCED TO GO SHOPPING WITH A PSYCHOMANIAC!"

Morgan chuckled as the two made their way passed him. After hearing all the yelling, Hotch emerged from his office. He gave Garcia a stern look.

"Garcia, I'm pretty sure you know that kidnapping is illegal," he scolded.

What he failed to realize was that she was armed. She reached into her back pocket and pulled out a can of silly string. She sprayed it all over Hotch then began dragging Reid to the elevator. Once he had been forced out of headquarters and into the parking garage, Reid began whimpering at the sight of Garcia's pink car.

"Garcia, please don't make me do this!" he begged.

Garcia just giggled maniacally as she forced him into her car. He looked as if he was about to be driven insane as Garcia blasted some Taylor Swift on the radio and sang along at the top of her lungs. He was almost relieved when they finally arrived at the mall. She pulled him out of the car, finally freeing his hands of the cuffs. He immediately tried to make a break for it, but she grabbed on to the collar of his shirt and steered him toward the mall.

"What store do you want to go to first?" she asked him as they entered the mall.

Much to Reid's dismay, the first store they came across was Victoria's Secret. Garcia squealed with excitement and ran full speed into the store, dragging Reid along with her. She giggled as she noticed Reid's was obviously uncomfortable.

"Garcia, why did we have to go in here?" Reid complained.

"Just shut up and carry this!" she ordered, flinging a bra at him, which landed on his head.

"AHHHHHH! IT BURNS!"

Garcia rolled her eyes and continued shopping. After a couple hours in Victoria's Secret, the two made their way to a shoe store. Reid banged his head against the window as Garcia tried on countless pairs of shoes, earning him weird looks from the people passing by the store. After what seemed like hours, Garcia forced Reid to go to Dillard's.

"This will be a much quicker stop," Garcia assured Reid as they entered the store, "I'm just looking for a dress for my friend. Then we can leave."

Reid sighed with relief. The two found the dress section and Garcia began to browse. She squealed as she found the perfect dress and held it up. It was hot pink and low cut.

"This is perfect for her! The only problem is that I don't' know if it will fit her or not," she looked at Reid, "You're in luck, Boy Wonder! She just so happens to be really skinny and just your height!"

Reid's eyes widened as Garcia shoved the dress in his arms and steered him to the dressing rooms.

"No! No! No!" he stammered.

"Reid, the sooner you try it on, the sooner we can leave the mall," Garcia reasoned.

Reid groaned and went into the dressing room. He quickly slipped the dress on.

"It fits! He called to Garcia.

"Come out! I want to see what it looks like!"

Reid whimpered and reluctantly exited the dressing room. Garcia gasped when she saw him in the dress.

"Here, put these on! They will complete the outfit!" Garcia ordered, shoving a pair of pink stilettos in his hands.

Reid groaned and put on the shoes.

"Walk around a little! Let me see you work some magic!"

Reid reluctantly walked around. He panicked when a store clerk began to approach them.

"Ma'am, there have been some complaints about your friend's outfit," he notified.

Garcia turned to the store clerk, anger etched in her features.

"Sir, I'd like to inform you that this is 'Merica! I can dress my friend however I please!" she yelled and she slapped the store clerk.

Stunned he walked away. Reid was relieved that he was gone, but his relief was short lived.

"Reid?" he heard someone ask in disbelief.

Reid turned around to see Hotch and Haley staring at him.

"Uh, I can explain…"

"Reid, is there something you need to tell me?" Hotch asked with a playful smile on his lips.

"Nope."

Reid spun around and sought refuge in the dressing room, wondering to himself how on earth he let Garcia kidnap him.

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