I don't really have anything to say. Jason is in shock. There I said it. Stop looking up here.
Oh wait I do have a question, not an important one or one that can possibly be answered, but someone explain to me how one of the hairs on my chin is tied in a knot. Seriously it's like impossible for that to happen! And I've seen some crazy things but taking this into consideration and chance that it will happen. This is by far the most impossible thing that's happened.
Chapter 10: What the Hell?!
"Uh maybe we should give them some time alone." Claus suggested and dragged them out. The charmander finally backed off.
"I-I...Wh..." I couldn't even speak. What the hell was she thinking? I wasn't going to do anything like that to her. Sure I wanted to do something that would have caused a scene, but this was just taking it too far. Seriously, I freaking grew up with her. I know I'm changing but it would be a long time before I would succumb to any thoughts of starting a relationship with her. I mean sure I have newfound respect for her for kicking my ass but LOVE?! My mind is so scrambled right now. All I could do was just stare at her and stammer, no words, no movement. And to make things worse in situations like this, EVERYTHING just seems to stop and be silent. We stood there in complete silence for what felt like hours...well almost complete silence since I was still stammering.
"How was that?" Okay she's gotta be teasing me now.
"H-How was wh-what?!" I really didn't want to think about this anymore.
"How was it?" She asked again. That grin on her face scares me.
"I...We..." I stammered again. I really didn't know what the hell to do or say. She cocked the area above her eye, like where an eyebrow would be, and I flinched...I FLINCHED! I NEVER FLINCH! Flinching is NOT something I do. The grin on her face grew wider. She's never gonna let me live this down. Well my 17 years of fearlessness has just been ended by a little charmander who may just be more clever than me. Not how I pictured it ever happening. I always thought the last few seconds of my life would be when I'd be scared and even then I thought it wouldn't be much. This was different, more of a confused fear. To make this possibly worse, what happens when she figures out who I am?! Maybe I should tell her now...if I could bring myself to speak.
"It's okay, I won't tell anyone." She's gonna tell everyone. I know it, that line there has always been a load of bullshit. She took a step closer and I took a step back. This is not going to end well. I wish Claus did not drag them out. He set me up for this, wait I set myself up for this. When did I ever care for someone else's jealousy? Oh wait this is her, one of the few who I did care for.
"What's wrong?" She asked and took another step closer. I took another step back. Backed up against the wall. Don't in situations like this the one trying to seduce the other only react to the reaction of the one they are trying to seduce. They always slowly approach them and when they get near they wait for their reaction. I could test that theory...but I don't need to be making a big mistake here. I mean, someone could be watching. Eh I have nothing else to do...other than climb up to the ceiling, but then I'd be running away. I, Jason, NEVER run from ANYTHING! Although I could make an exception to this, don't need to be having any kids. I'm not even a year old yet...I'm not even a week old. I'm only 2-4 days old, not sure how long I was out. Sure I look like a fully grown treecko, but I'm not. Far from it.
She took another step closer but this time I stayed still. She took another step closer, one more and she'd be in my face. I gulped and waited, she took another step closer. Right now she was in my face, staring into my eyes, into my soul...well not literally into my soul, but she was staring pretty hard into my eyes. My heart was pounding through my chest. I couldn't look away. It's like she had a hold on my eyes. What I didn't notice was that she was very slowly leaning closer until I felt her breathing. She stopped literally less than a millimeter from my face. Doesn't really prove the theory since theories take many tests before considered true or false. Then again that's in chemistry. I waited for her to make a move, I sure as hell wasn't. I didn't want to. I am not gay, she's just like a sister to me.
"Hah! Figured you out. You're only teasing me." At this point it came to me, I know absorb, if she tries anything again then just use that. She'll back off...I hope.
"Oh really?" She leaned in, I really hope this works. Well if it doesn't I can still go through with my hands. And if I can't pull that off the ceiling is always an option. She can't get up there. The moment she made contact, I tried using absorb. The look in her eye was priceless, is it weird when you take pleasure in someone else's fear and pain? She stumbled back holding her mouth.
"Try it again and I won't hold back." I threatened. I also had the feeling that I was not done here. When she looked at me I could tell she wasn't going to give up so easily. I prepared myself to climb the wall while watching her for any sudden moves. She lunged forward and I jumped onto the wall and climbed up to the ceiling as fast as I could. This girl is insane, how should she want me this bad? I know I'm handsome, but not THAT handsome.
"Come down from there!" She yelled at me. There was no way in hell I was going back down there, although I would have to eventually. So I made a plan to get out this room, if I could manage to get the doorknob as I fell then I could open the door and be out without her even getting close. I dropped off the ceiling and hit the doorknob opening the door. Swinging through the door I hit a cart being pushed by a chansey. I jumped to my feet and ran down the hallway with the charmander hot on my tail, pun unintended.
"WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?!" I yelled back at her. That was probably a big mistake to actually yell out in this hallway. Pouring on the speed I ran through the hallway to the main room where the visitors are allowed to rest and converse during the day. I took a quick glance around for anyone and saw someone with a blue hat sitting on one of the couches, back facing me. I jumped on that person's lap not knowing it wasn't Claus though I didn't care. I had to get away from that psychotic charmander.
"What the?" The person said. I noticed this person wasn't Claus and jumped off his lap. I heard growling, already figuring who it was growling, I started to run only to see a bunch of trainers and pokemon staring right at me. A few of the pokemon started advancing towards me, all female. Okay this is seriously weird. I thought I would enjoy this body and at any point of time in the future after I've figured out how to work this body well I'd love for this to happen, but right now I don't need this. I looked around for any way out of here, the front desk. As much as I didn't want to, I had to. So I ran and jumped over the desk into the employee room.
"Yes a window!" Again the window saves my life and it was open this time. I heard the crowd of pokemon running my way as I jumped out of the window. Well I've unintentionally escaped from the pokemon center and have been separated from Claus and Blake. I'm covered in bandages and am being hunted down by a psychotic charmander who's madly in love with me. I have a couple of choices, I could sneak back in, or I could wander around aimlessly until I run into someone who will send me back inside. I think I'll do the second one. Wouldn't hurt to walk around, maybe sneak into the gym, watch a few battles, make some people think they are going crazy. "Where to go fir..." I heard something step in the grass. I glanced back and saw the charmander. She's persistent and she just ruined my little exploration of the town. I climbed up the side of the pokemon center onto the roof.
"Come down from there!" She yelled up at me. Like I would really go down there. I just looked down at her from the edge and walked around the roof until I found the front door. I saw Claus and Blake walking out. I slid down the gutter and ran up to them.
"Why did you leave me with her?!" I yelled at them. I heard something running in my direction and pretty much figured who it was. "Keep her away from me!" I said as I climbed onto Claus' shoulder.
"What did you do?" He asked me.
"NOTHING! Ever since you left me with her she's been after me!"
"Well did you know you're using attract?" He asked. That answered everything. Why she was after me, why she was so persistent in catching me, and why the female pokemon in the lobby started to come after me. The pokemon of the opposite gender you lock eyes with gets it the worst, but when using attract you generate a pulse that infatuates any and most pokemon of the opposite gender. I'm guessing when I stared at her while Claus was still in the room I had accidentally activated it.
"How the hell was I supposed to know I knew attract? Don't you have a pokedex?"
"Yeah, why?"
"Scan me and tell me everything I know." I wouldn't know what I know but the pokedex might. He reached in his pocket, pulled out the pokedex, opened it, and pointed it at me.
"Umm...you might want to take a look at this. Both of you." Great...something is wrong.
Yeah you thought a relationship was starting didn't you. Well TOO BAD :D It's too soon for him to have one. Later though for sure. But when and who I'll never tell.