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dividfiaffe (spiderman moment... (2012 versionf(agfain( not trying to))))

WEUUUUUURN! WEUUUUUURN! WEUUUUUURN! a red light flashed on the side of the wall making the commen alarm sound. "Whats happening?" magik demanded from james. "I-I dont know. T-Thats the alarm sound." james stammered. "im surrounded by morons." shawn muttered. he pushed his intercom button. "captain platnes?" the intercom crackled and fuzzed to life. "yes?" asked a strange matalic voice. it sounded almost like the voice of a cyberman from dr who season 2. it was evident magik was nevous even thoughhe was talking to "platnes" over the intercom. "well sir we appear to have a sucurity breech." magik looked at the moniter. may looked over at matt, he was looking at a mirror on the opposite wall. "dang," he whispered, "i cant see the screen." he slowly edged to the right and slowly a smile played across his face. his hands went into his pockets and may noticed that they were conected across the front. after about ten seconds he pulled a small crumpled up piece of paper from his pocket ant slipped to may. she read the message that said they are coming for us.she looked at matt and mouthed who? he (mouth)replied dune and ian. she looked at him thuroly confused. nevermind. suddenly the solid-steel-triple-lock-six-foot-thick door burst open causing everyone in the room to duck. dune stepped in through the smoke. his sandy blonde hair swept to the side covering his eye as always. "matt." he said simplly. "uhh, dune?" matt asked as ash stepped through the rubble caughing. "where is ian and who is this guy?" "oh," dune said with a smile. "somone i picked up at the rent a side-kick store. he was a bargain deal." "ASH!" may said excidedly running towered him. they hugged as dune explained to matt the situation with may and ash. "so hes here to save his girl friend." dune concluded. "We arent dating!" ash and may yelled simultaniously, realizing what had happened they both blushed furiously. "dune? they must have sent reenforcements. we should get out of here." matt said. "ok we set up a randavouz (somthing like that. (Raun Day vou.) with skye and ian. they should take us to your base and there we can-" dune was cut off with a huge explosion. ash barely had time to react before the celing and the upper floors collapsed. matt and dune, however, being well trained dove out of the way. ash paniked. luckily there was a masive desk and he grabbed may and got under it. after about 30 seconds of collapse, and five minutes of dunt settling, ash serveyed thier situation: all the exits were blocked by rubble. there was broken glass eveywere. he went back under the esk to check on may. he gasped, "may?" suddenly the wire holding up the single light gave out and fell to the floor. now the only light was coming from a small crack in the wall. "MAY?" ash yelled scrambling franticly over piles of concrete, carpet, broken glass, and other materials. thats when he saw her right next to the desk with a relitivly large hung of cement on he chest pinning her down. "may? may?" the voice was hazy but she could hear it, and she recongnized it. "may? are you ok?" "a-ash? is that you?" "yea. its me." her eyes, no matter how hard she tried, wouldent open. "ash where are we." "R.P.S. dont you remember?" may thought back.

FLASHBACK! WHOOSH!

(and thus begins the endless cycle! the end! but you can keep reading if you want...)

"how can i know i can trust you?" she asked. "thats the problem. you cant know. theres no way to prove it." matt said. "also why would YOU a gaurd help a lowly prisoner like me?" "first dont call yourself lowly or ANYTHING degrading to yourself. thats the first step they take to controll your mind." matt warned. "controll my mind? what do you mean?" "R.P.S dont you know what that stands for?" "no why would I?" "it stands for radical possesive science. they take over you mind." "but why? why would they do that?" "they are creating an army. i dont know why. but the wipe your mind then they take control, after that they implant false memories in you. you then shamble around like a zombie beliving the memories are real. that is untill they activate the R.I.P.A.I.D.S." "the whats?" "Re-enforced Iron Plated Anamotronic Itelligent Droid Soldiers. theylooklike robotic pandas that are equipped with highly explocive heat-seeking rockets, 8 biotic missiles, that regrow once fired, in addition they have two dark matter launchers and two balls of spikes that are attached to thier backs for close combat." "so how does this help them? you know besides the fact that they could kill every living thing on the planet." "yea. thats the problem. and i cant find a way to stop them..." matt explained. "stop them? arnt you a gaurd? as in you work for them?" may asked. "no hes acctully NOT a gaurd." a voice said from the shadowed corner of the room. "and your both coming with me. matt glared torword the voice. "Shawn."

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WHOOP! lots of o/c charicters for a while. a long while probly. depends on how long i make this little area thingy-ma-doo-hicky, or chapters group, or part, or YES THATS IT! PART! this littlle part. (but i still like thingy-ma-doo-hicky better.) anyway hope you dont mind all the O/Cs or in a mirror it would be sC\O but any way WAIT I HAS AN IDEA! take two... *snap*

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3 week after the last chapter.

"may? may?" the voice was hazy but she could hear it, and she recongnized it. "may? are you ok?" "a-ash? is that you?" "yea. its me." her eyes, no matter how hard she tried, wouldent open. "ash where are we." "R.P.S. dont you remember?" may thought back.

FLASHBACK! WHOOSH!

"how can i know i can trust you?" she asked. "thats the problem. you cant know. theres no way to prove it." matt said. "also why would YOU a gaurd help a lowly prisoner like me?" "first dont call yourself lowly or ANYTHING degrading to yourself. thats the first step they (You know what?) BLAH BLAH BLAH YADDA YADDA YADDA YAK YAK YAK STUFF HAPPENS ANNNNNNDDDDD. "stop them? arnt you a gaurd? as in you work for them?" may asked. "no hes acctully NOT a gaurd." a voice said from the shadowed corner of the room. "and your both coming with me. matt glared torword the voice. "James."

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Acctully. nah lets pertend that i never typed that. cus i like the name shawn WAY better then james. besides i need james to do something else in a chapter or two. or three. or four or fiveorsixorsevenoreightor yea you get it...[ ] (ant line going to a sandwhich :D) yep well i dont like how short that chapter was so lets do a part with ash.

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BACK TO NORMAL TIME! WHOOSH!

"you know dune? i really dont feel right." "yea... well hitting me in the balls generally doesnt make people very happy." dune gasped. "no not about that, that made me VERY happy. no i have a bad feeling in my gut. (message from BurntBurger99: You lazy bum! how dare you skip my chapter? if this makes no sense because you are reading through the chapter, ignore this and it will be clear in due time.) to like a good friend is in trouble..." "AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH HELP HELP HELP!" theos voice came clearly from the bathroom. "I STUCK IN THE TOILET HELP HELP HELP! ITS EATING ME ALIVE!" "lets think," dune said. "the friend in trouble couldent be theo." "yea it cant be him... im positive it was a friend..." "yea hmmm... well i know that talking help the mind think so. hows it going between you and may? have you guys kissed yet?" "FOR THE HUNDRETH TIME! WE ARNT DATEING! WE HATE EACH OTHER I JUST SAVED HER FROM BEING RAPED. WHATS WRONG WITH THAT?" theo came into the room soaking wet trialing a 15 foot line of wet-sploched toilet paper orriganating from inside his pants. "I killed the toilet dune. were safe now. i choked it with toilet paper." "please. if there is a merciful lord in heaven please strike me down with lightning now." a thunder storm started outside. "YES IM SAVED!" dune ran outside to frollick in the rain. "i dont get it." theo said. "he has to do all the maintinence. remember?" "ohh yea." theo said. "and i...clogged the..uh.. clogged the toilet." theo said with a laugh "yea." "so how are things going with you and may?" (and thus the loop ends because you are my faithful readers who made it down to here. (or you just cheated and bypassed all the rest of the copy. (but then you would have missed my secret message.))) so see you guys later! bye for now. dont forget to comment and give suggestions!