Earlier... Cyborg was asleep and drunk off his ass, Beast Boy had a good buzz going, and Raven was a little more buzzed than Beast Boy. Raven said, "BB, I got a confession." Beast Boy said, "Go for it." Raven said, "I know that I've been dressing like a slut recently. Beast Boy said, "Yeah. I noticed. What's up?" Raven said, "The other day, when I was wearing my leggings, we were talking on the bus. Remember?" Beast Boy nodded. Raven said, "Well, I noticed that when I wore them, you couldn't take your eyes off my legs and I liked it." Beast Boy said, "So, lemme see if I got this right. You're telling me, you've been dressing in an unusually revealing way to catch my eye?" Raven nodded and put her head between her paste colored legs and started lightly sobbing. After about 10 seconds, Beast Boy heard enough of Raven's light sobs. So, he picked up Raven's head, briefly marveled at the beauty in her face he saw, and kissed her. Raven was so stunned, she had to brace herself up with her arms just to not fall on her back. After 8 seconds, she let herself fall so she could pull Beast Boy closer. After about 12 more seconds, Beast Boy said, "I got my own confession, Rae. It's something I've wanted to ask since day one of knowing you." Raven nodded. Beast Boy asked, "Do you want to be my girlfriend?" Raven smiled, nodded and they kissed for ten more seconds. Beast Boy held up his bottle of Fireball, Raven held her bottle of Jose Cuervo, and Raven said, "To us." Beast Boy said, "Shit, to Ponderosa." Basically, they both drank themselves to sleep. Back to the Present… Starfire and Robin finally made it back and found Beast Boy, Raven, and Cyborg on top of each other, sleeping with multiple empty bottles of liquor nearby. It was around 11 at night. Starfire asked, "What happened? And what's that smell?" Robin answered, "Alcohol. They drank so much, they fell asleep. God, I'm 7 feet away and I can smell that booze from here." Starfire said, "We should put our "boozed" friends in their beds." Robin nodded. Robin picked up Raven and carried her to her room. Starfire picked up Beast Boy and carried him to his bed. Robin and Starfire had to work together to pick up and take Cyborg to his room. When Robin had changed into a pair of sweatpants and a Coca-Cola t-shirt, he walked back into the living room and found Starfire sitting on the couch wearing a Nirvana t-shirt and cotton pajamas. "Where'd you get that?" Robin asked. "I borrowed it from friend Raven. Why?" Robin said, "Because that looks good on 'ya." Robin briefly glanced at Starfire's large breasts, which were more revealed due to the tightness of the shirt. "Really good." Starfire smiled and said, "I've been meaning to ask this for a bit of time." Robin motioned for her to continue. Starfire asked, "Can you tell me the story on why you use ec..ta..sy?" Robin said, "Star, it's pronounced ecstasy and I hate to do this, I really do, but I will tell all the Titans tomorrow night. It's time I clean out my closet." Starfire asked, "How can your closet be dirty? You clean your room every day." Robin said, "No Star, I mean that… OK, when someone "cleans out their closet", it means they are literally cleaning their closet, or it means they are revealing a hidden secret." Starfire nodded and sat on the couch. The two were sitting on the couch, when Starfire leaned in to try to make out with Robin. Robin thought, "Well, I see she learns fast." They decided to review what she had learned earlier. Starfire lay on her back and wrapped her legs around Robin's back, all while still making out. Robin thought, "Well, I know I taught her that." Robin decided to teach her something new in the form of him gently biting her lower lip. Starfire's eyes went from half shut to fully open afterwards, her entire mouth buzzing with pleasure. Afterwards, they went to their (and Beast Boy's) room and Robin said, "See you tomorrow, sexy." Starfire smiled, yawned and fell fast asleep. Robin thought, "She is so nice, but so innocent. Better take care of her. Well, If I didn't care for her, I wouldn't have just shot someone." Robin fell asleep. 4 hours later… Starfire was cornered, a bloody, terribly shot Robin was next to her. She was trying not to break out crying from her own bullet wound. Robin's breaths grew less steady and more raspy. Robin grabbed Starfire and said, "I wish you didn't have to see this. I wish you didn't have to watch our friends killed. I love you Star... I lov..." Robin slipped into death soon after. Starfire sobbed over the Titans' deaths at the hands of the Saints of Anarchy. First Cy, then Beast Boy, then Raven, and now Robin. Starfire suddenly leaned up, a wet feeling on her cheek. Robin on his bed, her in her own, and a cat jumping off her bed and running under Robin's bed. "Just a nightmare. But it seemed so real." 30 seconds later... Robin awoke and found Starfire laying next to him. He asked, "Babe, what are you doing?" Starfire said, "I had a terrible nightmare about the Saints." Robin started to say, "Star, t…" when Starfire cut him off and said, "Please don't kick me off. I just feel so safe with you. And a cat's under your bed. And you're so warm." Robin said, "Sure. You can stay. By the way, the cat's named Charlie." Starfire smiled and they both fell back asleep.