Chapter 10 Give it a little Whirl
Elsa sat underneath a, spread out, frozen tree, pondering what Wilhelm did to save her sister. He. Saved. Her. Why? His brother. Wilhelm said that it was because of him that his brother died, he didn't wish the same fate for me. Must be the fact he had his heart back, he cared enough about the two of us to save Anna. Either way, Wilhelm had occasionally glimpsed her, just for a second. What was up with that? Anna probably knew, she had experience with boys. By another tree stood Kristof and Wilhelm. Kristof was trying to sleep, it was the middle of the night and he had nothing else to do, but it was hard to do so with a weirdo examining his magic heart.
"Can you put that thing away; it's kind of freaking me out." Kristof asked. It was. It was like glass that reflected no light and no hope but still had and aura of love. Frankly, it explained almost everything about Wilhelm, only by staring into it for a long period of time. He for one wasn't interested in knowing that much, plus it hurt his eyes if he tried. Wilhelm replied, "Are you kidding me? This is fascinating."
Kristof sighed letting Wilhelm play with his toy.
"Why did you tell Anna to stop for her queen? Wouldn't it make more sense if it were for her sister? If Anna would fight for anyone, it's for Elsa." Kristof asked Wilhelm. THe question was on his mind and clearly he wasn't getting any sleep. Wilhelm enjoyed examining his heart, it reminded him how lucky he was to be awesome(and modest). But, it couldn't hurt to go into great detail about how awesome his plan was. He explained, "I wasn't talking to the princess; she was suffering because of the cold, because Queen Elsa is the snow queen..."
Kristof finished, "The cold followed her orders."
Wilhelm smiled and nodded. Maybe Kristof does have a brain after all. He tossed the heart up and down like a ball once, then immediately stopped as he felt a little sick afterwards. Do not throw around a magic heart, it makes you feel like you were thrown around. He then went over to the queen. He hoped she was alright after nearly losing emotions. He also hoped this extra positive thing would wear off, he may have been holding back positive emotions for however many years but frankly the drastic change was embarrassing. It could be worse, you could join Anna in chasing rainbows and butterflies.
"Hello your majesty," he said still holding the heart. He knew she didn't know what he did know, but she wouldn't know what he knew because he knew it was no problem but he didn't know if he would know how to know how to say this sentence.
"How?" She asked, baffled.
"I don't know how to say that sentence."
"What? No I meant saving my sister." Elsa clarified. What was he talking about? Wilhelm only had the sentence on the brain at the time. Might as well play the cliché hero card, she won't recognize it. Wilhelm answered, "That's not important now. What's important is that your sister is safe."
Elsa turned and stared at the heart, which was making a sound like a drum every second. It almost seemed to want to tell her something very important, but didn't know what it was or how to say it. Nevermind, it didn't matter.
"Why haven't you put that thing back in your chest?" She asked a little weirded out by the heart. Wilhelm held it up, and stared right at it, comically confused. He had not thought that part through. Maybe you just stick it in like a cork. Do you have to nail it?
"1. I have no idea how, 2. That little black thing there." Wilhelm answered, why was he telling her all this? It's me crystalized, talking about it is like opening yourself up to people. Elsa stared at the heart, seeing a little black dot which veined out to the rest of the heart like vines. It seemed to have entered like a splinter, cracking the heart where it first came in. She didn't know what it was, but she had a hunch.
"What is that?" Elsa asked, curious but still disgusted.
"When you were talking with your sister at the lake I remembered what happened to my brother. That little dot is grief." Wilhelm explained. You moron, why are you explaining this to her? Hello? She tried to kill you. MULTIPLE TIMES! Elsa sputtered, "Why aren't you crying then, you now know your brother died."
Wilhelm answered again, although his subconscious was going to pound him into a ink splotch after this, "I put my heart back in my chest and the grief will consume me, that and I'll be with him soon enough."
He pointed to his now whiter hair. Gathered, he had no clue how to get rid of it. THAT AND THE GIRL YOU'RE RIGHT NEXT IS SLOWLY KILLING YOU! Shut up conscious. You shut up. Leave me and the queen alone. Elsa looked back towards the ground. She knew more about freezing hearts than anyone, and even though she wasn't responsible directly she still thought is was almost her doing. If you hadn't been so foolish as to fall for that mermaid's trick, he would be happy and well.
"How do you feel?" She asked. She needed reassurance while her conscience was bullying her.
"Very heartfelt," he answered. Really heartfelt. It's painful. Never. Ever. Be a comedian. Even the queen agreed. Elsa said, "Well the grief can't be any more painful than that pun."
They both laughed. Then Elsa suddenly stopped.
"Did your heart just start beating faster?" She asked just before Wilhelm hid it behind his back. You blew it man, you blew it.
"Uhh... I'll be right back." He said before running off. Elsa staring back at him quizzically. Men are strange. Wilhelm hid behind a tree, thoroughly embarrassed.
"How do I get this thing to shush?" Wilhelm asked himself examining the heart from all directions and complementing it with the occasional WHACK. Why are you hitting yourself?
"Oooh you love her." said Anna in a mocking tone. She had been eavesdropping. Anna was abnormally hyper and did not enjoy boredom. Yay! Love! That and her conscious and she were best pals.
"Do not!" Wilhelm replied, even though he was holding the world's first lie detector and it was useless. This heart was causing more problems than solutions.
"Well it works out perfectly, Elsa can get married as she's supposed to, and your heart will thaw." Anna piped merrily, her conscious still focused on the subject of love. Wilhelm replied, "No, no, no, I am not intere- did you say she has to get married?"
Anna said, "You're curious meaning that you do!"
Wilhelm brought his hand up to his brow, saying, "No, why does she have to get married?"
Anna replied as if it were a common thing, "Oh she caught the bouquet."
Wilhelm looked at her sarcastically. Anna admitted, "Ok so I gave it to her but it still counts."
Wilhelm then remarked, "You know maybe not having a younger sibling isn't so bad if they're doing this all the time."
Anna said, undergoing the common younger sibling stage of mockery,
"Wilhelm and Elsa sitting in a tree-"
"I have a knife in my pocket." Wilhelm said in his best "Anna" voice.
"First come love..." Anna said
"Not happening!"
"...then come marriage..."
"I'm warning you!"
"...then comes the little ones in the baby carriage."
"Kill me now."
A:
What do you think you're doing
Just laying around over here
What do you think your doing
That's something I want to hear
H:
That is none of your concern
My business is my own
My stomach slowly churns
So let me alone
A:
Why are you scared you'll mess up
Scared see can't see it
She wants to change you into who you always were
All you have to do is be it
Give it a twirl
To get the the girl
So go and
Give it a little whirl
You're almost there
It's almost better now
Give it a little whirl
It's not like it matters anyhow
H:
You're sorrily confused
Your advice is overused
Love is a pain in the butt
So what!
I'm gonna play it safe
Take that smile off your face
And pretty soon you'll see
We can both agree
That if I
Give it a little whirl
I'll be in more pain than possible
And if I
Give it a little whirl
It's her who will be responsible
A:
Look you're going to ask her
Look, not another word
You're not fooling anyone
I'm not quitting till my work is done
So go and
Give it a little whirl
Not going to waste any time
Give it a little whirl
This is just another mountain to climb
H:
I can't believe you would have the gaul
I'm talking to a wall
That is Not happening
You're already making me sing
What more do you want from me?!
A:
For the love of Pete
Face the facts that you're in love
swear it on the stars above
Lets face it you love is true
The only one who can't see is you
So go and give it a little whirl
You're almost there it's almost better now
Give it a little whirl
It's not like it matters anyhow
Go at a faster pace
Take a leap of faith
And pretty soon you'll see
Believe me
If you don't give it a little whirl
You will regret it
If you don't give it a little whirl
You won't forget it
So pick up your feet
So you don't repeat
The mistakes you've already made
So go and
Give it a little whirl!
Just a little twirl
So you can start anew
Just her and you
So go ahead
And give it a little whirl
Wilhelm was hitting his head against the tree. Then Anna asked, "Do you love Elsa?"
Wilhelm said, "Yes! Why did I just say that?!"
What the heck? Why would he... In her hand Anna held his heart. Time to see what all the big wup about.
"Give that back!" Wilhelm yelled only to suddenly lurch himself back. Interesting. Lurch it back and he lurched back.
"This is actually kind of fun. Why are you hitting yourself? Why are you hitting yourself? Why are you hitting yourself?" Anna said. Wilhelm was constantly hitting himsel. Wilhelm grabbed his arm and stopped it before it hit him again.
"Stop messing about!" He told Anna.
"Oh you're right," she said, "Why haven't you told Elsa how you feel?"
"Because a relationship is the last thing she needs, a bad date would turn the castle into an ice cube!" Wilhelm answered. Let's see what happens when I ask the heart. Anna asked again into the heart.
"Because I'm afraid I'll mess up- dang it!" Wilhelm answered. Anna said, "Well it wouldn't hurt to ask would it? Just give it a little whirl."
Wilhelm was hoping that Anna wouldn't start singing again. Wilhelm stood firm and said, "I remind you she's the queen and she won't say yes to someone who attacked her."
Anna said again into the heart, "Come on, and go ask her if she wants to eat somewhere, if she says no then so what?"
That's not how it works. Wilhelm stuttered and said, "No I will not ask the queen out and you can't change that."
Anna gave a fake sad look and then pointed to the heart. Wilhelm squeezed in worry, "Oh no."
3 seconds later
Wilhelm was grabbing onto the trunk of the tree with both arms whilst his legs tried to go the other way.
"C'mon I can't control both arms and both legs I only have two hands." Anna yelled to him, Kristof came to see what was up while Elsa stared at them from the other side of the clearing. What are they doing?
"Kristof come help I need you to control the arms" Anna said to her husband who put his hands on hers. It was a small heart, there wasn't much room. Anna didn't think of it that way.
"Aww our hands are touching." Anna said, to which Wilhelm yelled, "Get a room!" Anna hit the top of the heart and in sudden pain Wilhelm yelled, "Ah! Migraine!" releasing the tree and landing face first in the snow.
"Now get up" Anna said as she tried to get Wilhelm to lift himself up. Instead he was moving like a puppet who didn't want to go on stage. Elsa couldn't stand to watch any longer.
"What's going on here?" Elsa asked as she came over. Kristof answered, "Anna's using Wilhelm's heart to control everything he does check this out. Why are you hitting yourself? Why are you hitting yourself? Why are you hitting yourself?"
Wilhelm was not enjoying this. Elsa ordered that Anna give over the heart. Anna gave it over, protesting, "But he needs to tell you that he-"
Wilhelm covered Anna's mouth, only for his hand to be licked off.
"That he-" Anna started again only to be covered by a load of snow from the tree. Wilhelm was experienced in bumping trees hard with his elbow. The queen in the meanwhile had learned something about Wilhelm. Whenever he had something to say, it was vital for survival. Elsa then asked into the heart, she had seen Anna doing it earlier so it must do something, "Tell me what?"
Wilhelm, knowing that he had to tell the truth burst out saying, "I know how to defeat Archeo!"