I got some for Neji, Tenten and Ero-Sennin, so i'm going to talk to them all together.
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Me: How is everyone today?
Tenten: I'm good!
Neji: Fine.
Jiraiya: Well hello to you as well, young lady.
Me: What's the first word that comes to you all's head when I say: Naruto-chan.
Tenten: Strong.
Neji: Unpredictable.
Jiraiya: Stubborn.
Me: Naruto-chan has been matched up with many different people over the years. But who do you all think is best for him?
Tenten: Ohh... Hinata and Naruto would be cute, but sadly it's a one-sided love... I can definitely see him with Sakura. They have a lot of chemistry together. But i'd have to say Sasuke!
Neji: Naruto's love life doesn't concern me.
Jiraiya: Well he did try to go for that pink-haired girl. The young lady with the purple hair has a nice rack though. Although I can see him with that hard-headed Uchiha. Actually, Naruto does look like a girl with his clothes off...
Me: What do you all think about Naruto-chan's clothing?
Tenten: Naruto would look super hot if he wore like, fishnet with his Chuunin jacket over it... Wait he's not a Chuunin yet.
Neji: ... He would look good in a maids outfit...
Jiraiya: Hey! I bought him that! Handsome feathers make a handsome bird!
Tenten: But those feathers... were not really handsome.
Neji: Naruto should cross-dress...
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Yeah so Jiraiya had actually said that Naruto looked like a girl with his clothes off. I thought it was really funny.