Hello everybody! Yes, I know this is terribly late and I'm very sorry! Anyway, onto your beautiful reviews:
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Thank you so much to everyone who reviewed, you're all beautiful! I think I'm on a bit of a sugar high. Anyway I'll hand you over to the insaneness of Organization XIII! Enjoy!
Disclaimer: I do not own kingdom hearts rights. I own the game. And I would love to be part of Parle productions but that's not gonna happen. Nor do I own 'If you were gay' from avenQ. So I own nothing, got it memorized?
Axel quickly ran over to the computer with a crazy grin on his face that was scaring a few of the others, and put the next video up before literally bouncing back over to his seat between Demyx and Roxas.
Stop, Demyx time!
The title sequence and theme song are played, before cutting to Demyx and Axel and for some reason Saix.
Saix, Vexen, Xemnas and Xaldin looked constipated as all four struggled to hold back their annoyance at the three laughing nobodies who were singing along to the theme tune. I think you know who they were.
Axel, Demyx, and Saix sit on the bed awkwardly in an uncomfortable silence.
Axel badly wanted to interrupt the strained, strange silence that had entered the room. He kept looking at the other nobodies, trying to ignore the temptation to laugh.
Axel: Well, this is awkward.
That was it. As soon as those words were uttered, the floodgates opened and Axel collapsed laughing into Demyx's shoulder who looked at Roxas in bewilderment. Roxas, it turned out was no help at all. He simply started giggling at the look on Demyx's face, while everyone else in the room stared at the three wondering what the hell was going on.
Demyx: Ok, we have a guest.
"No shit." Xigbar sniggered.
Demyx: Saix is here because Xemnas hasn't been very happy with some of the things I've been saying about him.
Demyx glanced at the superior. He would have been absolutely shocked if the superior hadn't had anything to say about the things the on screen Demyx was saying about him.
Demyx: So Saix is here to just monitor us and censor anything Xemnas does not approve of.
Xemnas himself was pleased that he had done something to at least calm down the horrendous weirdness of this show. Demyx himself was slowly edging away from Saix. Axel, noticing this, pulled Demyx in towards him and kissed him on the cheek.
Demyx: So let's get on with this then.
The sequence for 'The orgy meetings' is played.
A couple of the nobodies looked up wanting to know more about their bizarre version of events.
Demyx: So uh, um, we got our payslips through. Mine was wrong. I haven't been taxed right apparently so I can't be paid yet.
Demyx pouted.
Demyx: So Xemnas… Saix quickly turns to glare at her.
Axel: Is a pillock.
Some of the members began sniggering while both Xemnas and Saix glared round at them.
Demyx: Is a fantastic guy.
Axel started laughing again while Roxas merely nodded. "Nice recovery."
Saix leans back to glare at Axel.
"Oooh, Axel's gonna get it!" Xigbar shouted over to the red haired nobody.
"As if!" Axel retorted.
"Hey, that's my catchphrase!" the gun wielder pouted while Axel grinned.
Axel: I love you.
Most of the organization looked slightly sick at this. The thought itself sent shivers down Axel's spine. Trying to ignore the strange images, he threw his arm round Demyx's shoulders and pulled him closer, noticing the smile on the other nobody's lips.
Demyx: But I mean his haircut…Saix puts a hand round Demyx's throat. Words that could not be heard kept coming from Demyx.
At this Axel brought the younger nobody closer still, out of protective instincts. No one was going to throttle his Demyx!
Xemnas on the other hand was wondering what was wrong with his haircut.
Saix lets go of Demyx.
Axel: He is going a bit bald.
Demyx: He is.
Most of the nobodies burst out laughing at this. Some of them had noticed a little decrease of the amount of hair on superior's head. Xemnas was glaring round at them all, cursing them all in his balding head.
Saix turns and glares even more at Axel and Demyx.
Demyx: Oh god, we're gonna die.
"From the look on Saix's face, I don't doubt that." Demyx muttered.
Axel: My hair's better than yours.
Saix turned to glare ferociously at Axel, who squeaked and hid himself behind a laughing Roxas and Demyx.
Saix begins to twitch.
"Oh shit." Axel muttered. "Those two are in for it."
Saix starts growling and attacks Axel and Demyx.
Demyx: Let's move onto the next section! Agh!
The organization winced in sympathy.
The sequence for 'Demyx's revenge' is played before going back to Axel, Demyx and Saix (who has calmed down a bit).
As usual the organization started to panic about who might be on Demyx's hit list this week. Well, apart from those who had already been embarrassed. They just sat back and enjoyed the show.
Demyx: So now we're onto the next section!
Someone's phone starts to ring with a pretty girly ringtone.
Some started sniggering.
Axel pulls out her phone.
Axel: Not me.
"I have a much better ringtone then that." Axel grinned.
"What is it then, 'Burn baby burn'?" Demyx questioned.
"Uh,no. Guess!"
"Hmmm, is it 'Superstar' by Toybox?"
"WHAT? How did you know?!"
"Roxas told me."
The next five minutes were made up of Axel chasing Roxas round the room, Luxord taking bets on whether Axel would catch Roxas or not, and Demyx watching in amusement until he took pity on them and managed to stop Axel and calm him down. Afterwards some may have spotted Xigbar cursing and handing munny over to Luxord who pocketed it.
Demyx pulls out her phone.
Demyx: Not me.
"What's your ringtone then Demy?"
"My Sitar."
"Ooh cool! What's Xigbar's?"
"'I'm an asshole' by Denis Leary."
"Marluxia's?"
"Depends what mood he's in. It's either 'I feel pretty' or 'Barbie girl'."
Needless to say Axel spent the next ten minutes giggling.
Axel and Demyx turn to look at Saix who pulls her phone out.
Saix: It's me.
Half the organization started laughing at Saix's choice in music.
Saix answers the phone and the music stops.
Saix: Hello? Hello Superior.
The laughing continued at the fact that Xemnas had Saix's phone number. The two nobodies mentioned were about as close as they could get to blushing.
Saix lifts up robes.
Saix: They're blue.
Some now looked disturbed and as though mental images were flying through their minds.
Saix: I will be there soon. Puts the phone down. I must leave.
Axel and Demyx sighed in relief. At least their counterparts weren't apart to be murdered.
Demyx: Already?
"Sarcasm noted."
Saix: It's superior's bubble bath.
"Wow. Um ok. Demyx, say we forget anyone ever said that?"
"Definitely, Roxas."
"Any hope you can make Axel stop laughing?"
"Probably not."
Saix glares at the two before leaving. Demyx sighs in relief.
Axel and Demyx also sighed in relief.
Demyx: As you can guess my revenge this week is on Saix.
Most of the nobodies leaned in, trying not to look too eager at the thought of the Luna diviner being ridiculed. They were going to enjoy this. Saix himself was silently cursing the show very aggressively.
Axel: Yay!
Axel seemed to share his counterpart's view on the subject, looking pretty excited, the grin on his face widening manically with every second.
Demyx: Thanks to Axel breaking into the personnel files, we found out that Saix is very short sighted.
The entire organization turned to stare at Saix, trying to figure out if this was true or not. Saix in return glared menacingly round at them all, until they looked away, still curious.
Axel: And colour blind for that matter.
Immediately, all heads turned back towards Saix.
"Hey Superior, is it true?"
"That is classified information, two."
Xigbar pouted at not gaining the facts he wanted to know. So did several others who had been hoping Xigbar would succeed.
Demyx: So, we dug a nice little hole for him on the way back to his room.
Various nobodies were having a very hard time trying not to burst out laughing at the thought of Saix falling into a hole. Saix himself was making a mental note to look out for holes, after a quick inspection of eight's grinning face.
Demyx: Listen carefully!
The organization did.
Saix: I REGRET NOTHING!
Axel, Demyx, Roxas, and Xigbar immediately started howling with laughter. Several others groaned at the thought of having to calm them down. Meanwhile, the nobodies sat near Saix had immediately started edging away from him, scared by the fact the blue haired one was growling angrily.
Demyx: Ah I feel better.
As did most of the organization by the look on their faces.
Axel turns around to stare at something leaning against the wall.
Demyx: Now that Saix is gone, we can finally let loose again, right Axel?
"YES!"
"Axel, I think she was talking to the on screen version of you."
"Who cares? I full heartedly agree with that suggestion! Metaphorically of course."
Demyx shook his head, laughing at his overexcited boyfriend.
Demyx: Right Axel?
"Axel no."
"Axel yes!"
Both Roxas and Demyx groaned as Axel started babbling about how much he agreed.
Axel: Where's Sasha? Axel points to the wall behind them, where instead of a sitar for some reason there was Vexen's shield.
A lot of the assembled nobodies were confused about why the hell Vexen's shield would be behind them.
Demyx: Where is Sasha? Oh don't worry, she's like a homing pigeon, she'll be back.
"Are they comparing a sitar to a pigeon?" Roxas asked.
"Apparently."
"Ok. Just checking."
Demyx: Like a big, blue, musical homing pigeon.
"There's a phrase I never thought I would hear." Zexion muttered.
Axel takes the shield down and starts laughing.
Vexen glared coldly at the computer screen.
Demyx: Oh Vexen's such a loser.
The immature ones of the organization started laughing at this description of organization 13's resident iceberg. Vexen's glare intensified.
Axel: He really is.
The laughing got worse at this statement. Most of the organization heavily agreed with the two people onscreen.
Demyx: He'll come looking for that. Go give it back to him.
Axel: I'm going, I'm going!
"Don't rush me Demyx!"
"But… oh, never mind."
Axel: If I'm not back in half an hour please come save me.
"You'd save me, wouldn't you Demy?"
"Of course." Demyx whispered, planting a kiss on Axel's cheek.
Demyx: Ok. While Axel is gone, we'll move onto the next section which is the Dem Dem cam.
Most of the organization groaned, praying that it wasn't their turn. Those who knew that it wasn't going to be them, smiled, relaxed, ready to enjoy the show.
Demyx: This week is uber special awesome, so enjoy guys!
The tension was getting higher and higher as the organization waited to see whose turn it was to be humiliated and what fate awaited them.
The sequence for 'Dem Dem cam' is played before showing Zexion sitting in the corner reading.
Zexion groaned, preparing himself for the worst.
Zexion: Ah, an afternoon alone with my favourite book. 'The northern anthology of English literature'.
"Is that your favourite book, Zexy?"
Zexion did not answer Axel's question due to the fact he was facepalming himself repeatedly.
Zexion: No nobodies to bother me.
"You just jinxed it."
"Shut it Axel!"
"Right back at you flower boy!"
Zexion: It doesn't get any better than this.
Axel stared at Zexion for a moment.
"You're strange."
"Thank you for the opinion eight."
"You're welcome!"
Demyx comes in to the room.
"Told you they jinxed it."
Demyx: Hi Zexion!
Zexion: Hi Demyx.
Demyx: Hey Zexion, you'll never guess what happened to me in the meeting this morning!
"Ooh, ooh, what happened?!"
"This should be interesting." Demyx commented.
Demyx: Xigbar was smiling at me and talking to me!
The organization turned to peer at the free shooter with worried expressions on their faces. Xigbar himself was also rather confused. Were they trying to insinuate something? Axel brought Demyx even closer. By this time Demyx was almost sitting on his knee. Demyx simply shrugged and leaned back against the fire wielder.
Zexion: Yes that's very interesting.
"Yes, it is isn't it?"
"Stop being sarcastic Roxas."
Demyx: And I think he might have been coming onto me.
Several of the organization burst out hysterically laughing at this statement. Xigbar quickly rushing over and between laughs, assured a glaring Axel that he wasn't going to do anything. Axel, satisfied, got into a more comfy position on the sofa before resting his head on Demyx's shoulder.
Demyx: I think he might have thought that I was gay.
Zexion: So… why are you telling me this? Why should I care? I don't care.
"Oh yeah, that's Zexion."
"Yep, definitely."
Demyx: You don't have to get all defensive about it…
Zexion: I'm not getting defensive!
"Ooh, someone's in a bit of a bitchy mood, aren't they Zexy?"
I'm afraid it is indescribable how much Zexion wanted to hit Axel round the head with a book.
Zexion: Why I should I care about some gay come on that Xigbar made?
"Because it's damn hilarious, that's why!"
Demyx: I just think it's something we should be able to talk about!
Zexion: I don't want to talk about it Demyx, this conversation is over.
Demyx: Yeah but Zexion…
Zexion: Over!
"I refer back to my earlier statement. Zexion is being really bitchy."
Music starts in the background.
Demyx: Well, ok. But just so you know.
Axel collapsed laughing against Demyx, once he realised what song it was. Zexion however started banging his head the wall once he realised what song it was.
Demyx: If you were gay! That'd be ok! I mean cause hey! I'd like you anyway! Because you see, if it were me, I would feel free to say that I was gay, but I'm not gay!
Axel stopped laughing for a moment (with extreme difficulty may I add) before whispering in Demyx's ear. Once he heard Axel's suggestion, he laughed quietly and nodded in agreement. Roxas looked scared as to what those two might be planning. It was Axel's idea after all.
Zexion: Nikki please I am trying to read.
The rest of the organization jumped as a second voice said the line at the same time. To be precise, Demyx's voice.
Pause for a moment
Zexion: What?
Same as before, Demyx said the line along with the video.
The rest of the organization (except Axel) were very confused.
Demyx: If you were queer.
The organization were once again surprised as Axel started singing along with the video. It soon became clear, that Axel was taking one part and Demyx the other part of the song.
Zexion: Uh, Nikki!
Demyx: I'd still be here.
Axel jumped off the sofa before grabbing Demyx's hand as they continued the performance.
Zexion: Nikki I am trying to read this book.
Demyx: Year after year!
Axel and Demyx were really getting into their roles. Demyx acting exasperated, Axel acting (well, maybe not acting) hyper.
Zexion: Nikki!
Demyx: Because you're dear to me!
Zexion: Agh!
Demyx: And I know that you,
Zexion: What?
Demyx: Would accept me too,
Zexion: I would?
Demyx: If I told you today, hey guess what, I'm gay! But I'm not gay!
Some of the nobodies were actually enjoying both performances. They made sure to keep an eye on the computer screen at the same time. Of course Xigbar was finding it just a little more difficult, due to the fact he only had one eye, but he managed.
Demyx: I'm happy just being with you!
Zexion: High button shoes pal Joey!
Demyx: So what should it matter to me, what you do in bed with guys?
Those who hadn't heard the song before were finding Axel's over exaggerated gestures really funny.
Zexion: Nikki, that is wrong!
Demyx: No it's not!
During all this Zexion could be found to be emoing in the corner.
Demyx: If you were gay,
Zexion: Ugh.
Demyx: I'd shout hooray!
Zexion: I am not listening!
Demyx: And here I'd stay,
Zexion: Lalalalala!
Demyx: But I wouldn't get in your way!
Zexion goes to leave but Demyx gets in the way.
Zexion: AGHH!
Xemnas was rolling is eyes at eight and nine's display of randomness.
Demyx: You can count on me, to always be beside you everyday, to tell you it's ok! You were just born that way and as they say, it's in your DNA, you're gay!
Zexion: I AM NOT GAY!
Demyx: If you were gay!
Zexion: AGHHH!
Music stops
Demyx and Axel finish the song with a flourish, before sitting down, laughing their heads off, and high fiving each other.
Zexion pushes Demyx out of the way and runs out the door and down the corridor outside.
Zexion: I AM NOT GAY!
Goes back to show Demyx on the bed not in Zexion's room.
Demyx: Hi Axel!
"Wow, Axel seriously missed a lot." Luxord muttered.
Axel sits down on the bed.
Axel: I said half an hour.
Demyx: Uh huh.
Axel: You didn't come.
Demyx: Oh.
"I wonder what happened." Roxas commented.
Axel: I now have no DNA.
"Oh. Demyx remind me to never go to Vexen's room. Ever."
"Strange I was just about to ask you and Roxas the same question."
"But you still have your DNA."
"No, you do still have DNA, it's your video counterpart who doesn't."
"Oh. This is confusing."
"I know."
Many of the organization were now contemplating never going near Vexen ever again.
Demyx: Oh. Does it tingle?
Zexion (having recovered from his little episode of emoing earlier) commented "What kind of a question is that?"
Axel: I feel like my hands are made of cake.
"Um, right…"
"Cool, I want cake hands!"
"No you don't Axel."
Axel: It's like I can't control them. Axel slaps Demyx round the face.
Axel for some reason starts manically giggling at this.
Axel tackles Demyx and repeatedly slaps Demyx on the back.
Axel: Why didn't you come to save me?!
Demyx: Let's move onto the next section which is question time!
"Yay, question time!"
"We have got to keep him off the sugar."
Axel: Can I hear Zexion crying?
Most of the organization burst out laughing at this, while Zexion glared viciously at the computer screen.
Demyx: Um, that wasn't my fault.
"Sure it wasn't…"
The sequence for 'Demyx concludes' is played.
What was the best thing before sliced bread?
"Oooh, I don't know! Probably Demyx."
"Thanks Axel. I'd probably say you as well."
Demyx: David Bowie was the best thing before and after sliced bread.
"Weird choice." Luxord commented.
Axel: No he wasn't.
Demyx: Yeah he is.
"This could go on a while." Roxas muttered.
Starts playing 'Dance magic dance' in the background while Demyx dances to it.
Axel also decides to dance to it.
Music stops.
Demyx: David Bowie is the goblin king so he's awesome.
"I'll take your word for it." Marluxia smirked.
Axel: You do realise that he's not real. Like he's not actually the goblin king, there isn't a goblin king.
"Ssh, don't tell Marluxia that, he thinks he's the goblin king, don't you Marly?"
"Fuck off Axel."
"Right back at ya, flower boy!"
Demyx: Don't crush my dreams!
"Aw poor Demy."
"Thanks Axel."
Are you ticklish?
Axel responded to this question by tickling Demyx with no mercy whatsoever. Within seconds Demyx was crying with laughter. Axel laughed at him for a moment before kissing him, then pulling him back upright.
Demyx: No.
"Denial." Shouted Axel and Roxas.
Axel: Yes you are.
Demyx: No I'm not.
Axel: Yes you are.
Demyx: No I'm not!
"Course you aren't."
Axel starts tickling Demyx who is laughing.
Demyx: No I'm not!
If you could be any other orgy member, which one would you be and why?
Demyx: If I could be any other orgy member I would be Xigbar, because Xigbar is a pirate!
Various nobodies burst out laughing at both the choice and the reason.
Axel: I would be Luxord because he just get's drunk all the time.
"No I don't!"
"Yeah you do." Marluxia replied.
"No I don't!"
"Yeah you do."
"No I don't!"
"Yeah you do."
"No I don't!"
"Yeah you do."
"Hmph."
There's a rumour that the fourteenth member of Org XIII is a girl. What do you think about this?
Xion smiled at the fact she got a mention.
Demyx: Girls aren't allowed in the organization!
"Why do we have two girls then?"
"Three including Marluxia."
Axel: What about Larxene?
"Yeah, what about Larxene?"
Demyx: What about him?
The entire organization stiffened, holding their breath, waiting for the outburst. Instead, with a snarl on her face and hands crackling with electricity, she ran out of the room. According to the banging coming form the wall behind them, Roxas assumed she was punching and kicking it in a very aggressive manner. And judging by the fact the lights went out a few times she had hit some of the wires. After about ten minutes she came back in the room, growling, her hands covered in, what had been until five minutes ago, bits of a wall.
Axel: What about of her?
Demyx: Him.
Axel: Her.
Demyx: Him.
Axel: Her.
Demyx: He's a boy!
Axel: I've got a baby picture of Larxene if you want me to prove me it.
"Wait what? I wanna see!" Axel whispered in Demyx's ear.
Demyx: You do?
Axel: I do.
A picture of a young girl in an organization coat comes up on screen while 'High Voltage' plays in the background.
Some would have laughed if they were not scared about being electrocuted to death.
What is Axel's favourite thing in the whole wide world?
"Me."
"Always so modest."
Axel: Um, me. If not me then Demyx…
"Aw thanks Axel."
Axel: Fire! Demyx on fire, fire on Demyx, Demyx burning in a fire, not just Demyx.
"Oh that's just lovely."
"Aw, I'd never burn you Demy!"
Axel pulled Demyx into a hug.
Demyx: Agh, I DON'T WANNA BURN!
"I won't burn you!"
Demyx: I got a really weird email.
"What kind of weird?"
Demyx: It was saying that my great great granddad, who lives in the pride lands, died recently and that I had just inherited two point five billion munny.
"You're right, that is a really weird email."
Demyx: All the email asked me for was my name my address and my bank account details.
"Oh. It's one of those emails."
Axel: You don't have a bank account.
Several members started laughing at this.
Demyx: Oh, I know. I gave them someone else's.
The organization's eyes widened, wondering who had been robbed of their munny.
Axel: Whose?
The organization leaned in, asking the same question.
Changes to show Marluxia opening an envelope.
Most of the organization burst out laughing at Marluxia's humiliation. Half of them were wondering why Demyx knew Marluxia's bank account details, and the other half were laughing at Marluxia who looked like he was about to cry.
Marluxia: Oh God. Reads letter. I'M A PEASANT!
Marluxia then collapses.
The Fun continues in part two!
Roxas, while laughing, runs up to the computer to put part two on.
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