It's November! And by that I mean no-vember and by that I mean I got grounded. Get it? No-vember? Yeah, I don't like it either. So that is why I haven't been posting as much. I can only post and write in the allotted free time, which is limited, but no worries! We can still shove Tigerstar into a red suit!

Okay so I posted a chapter asking for votes for some elves and I was planning on waiting to write this until after I got some votes but you guys do deserve it so I am keeping this in the real world. Voting is still ongoing! I will post the names of all who vote after the voting is complete.

Rankings

Mapleshade- 7

Brokenstar- 5

Thistleclaw-3

Darkstripe- 3

Redwillow- 1

Breezepelt- 1

Scrouge- 1

Review of the day: "Drag StarClan into this? [An insane amount of elipsis later…] DUDE. TOTALLY." -IvyleafHollypool

And earlier I began freaking out because I thought I was saying Hollyleaf instead of Dovewing in here and I and I was all 'OH DIRT!' Fortunately not the case. Also I was on a church retreat and I am crashing from a Jesus High. Ah, nothing like Blood Warrior- which FYI is the new Starkit's Prophecy- to make you realize how terrible the world is.

Also I found something called When Mom Isn't Home AKA Kid Plays Oven Vine and I have it on replay in the background. XD

Ah the holiday season. Twolegs have varying opinions on it. Twoleg kits see it as a time of joy and presents. Twoleg adults see it as a time of stress. Heaven for one side, Heck for the other. So was it for the clans. Dovewing and Lionblaze were in complete bliss over the idea of holiday cheer and happiness and presents meanwhile Jayfeather and Ivypool were in a complete nightmare of eggnog, holiday cheer, carols, and giggling kits. Ivypool wondered if her Dovewing had any sanity left. It was confirmed she did not on December 23rd, not that Ivypool knew what date it was. Cats don't know about months and dates, but that's besides the point.

"You did WHAT?" Ivypool yowled at her sister.

"Yup!" Dovewing cheered. "I used Willowshine to contact StarClan and tell them to get a hold of Santa Claws to visit our kits tonight! Isn't it exciting?!"

"NO!" Yowled Ivypool. "It is not exciting! If anything this is your worst idea ever! And that is saying something!"

"Are you saying my ideas are terrible?" Dovewing asked swishing her tail in indignation.

"Well, yeah!" Ivypool yowled.

"They are not!" Dovewing spat.

"Are too!"
"Name one bad idea!" Dovewing challenged.

"Putting coffee beans in with poppy seeds," Ivypool meowed without hesitation.

"That was one time!" Dovewing protested.

"And the time you thought it would be fun to lick frozen sticks." Ivypool continued.

"I didn't know your tongue would stick to it!" Dovewing countered.

"And the time you gave Lionblaze a collection of M rated fan fictions?" She asked. "You did that 4 times at least."

"No!" Dovewing lied.

"Let's just say your ideas suck." Ivypool meowed and turned to stalk off.

"Well it wasn't my idea to be a Dark Forest Warrior!" Dovewing yowled.

Ivypool stopped dead in her tracks and turned to face Dovewing. Dovewing knew she'd gone too far this time.

"What did you just say?" Ivypool meowed slowly, venemosly. (If that is an adjective)

"Nothing," Squeaked Dovewing.

"It was not 'nothing'" Spat Ivypool. "I've taken a lot of grief from you but that's it! I've had it!" And without warning, Ivypool lunged. And that's the story of how Squirrelflight walked in on Ivypool wrapping up Dovewing and trying to stick her under the tree.

Ivypool's Grocery List

Wrapping paper

Duct tape (Preferably with snowmen on it)

Super Glue

Ribbon

Sorry about this being super small. I want to make it bigger but I wrote this on the way to school and didn't have time to make it super long and funny.

New Lionblaze's Carols coming out hopefully soon!

Happy Thanksgiving!
AIEEEEEEE! I am going to the Winter Formal at my school because by some miracle some guy asked me out. Now I have to find a dress and FYI I am size negative 2. I am a really petite person like super small. So of course no store around here has dresses in my size so I do what every girl does: I went to Google. I found these really cute fun dresses that are called bubble skirts. They poof out and go down to the knee and most of the time the top part is sequiny and sparkly and in case you didn't notice I'm a fun loving person so this style of dress is perfect! BUT we can't have dresses like that because they're to 'revealing.' (FYI I go to a Catholic School) #CatholicProblems.