Just as he expected, he was greeted badly; by a sea of angry, sexually deprived men. Most of them were older than his father, but all of them were hurling objects and obscenities from every direction.
"All right, all right everybody just calm down!" Williams yelled, trying to be heard above the irate crowd. "I'm sorry for the delay, but the show will start in just a few minutes. And to make it up to you, we'll be showing a triple feature! So that's three incredibly desirable and sexy women for the price of one! And believe me that in itself is worth the price of admission!"
The crowd cheered wildly and instantly Williams regained his heroic status.
After basking in the familiar fame, he rushed into the projection booth and searched through the vast array of film reels, looking for the sexiest movie possible.
And finally he found it;
Unbridled Passion, staring Monique Marquette; the sexiest woman who ever graced the face of the earth. Her smile alone was enough to send him into a state of pure ecstasy. And the rest of her...
His hormones raged, picturing her naked; lying across his bed, beckoning him to make love to her.
Suddenly remembering what he was supposed to be doing, he assembled the film reel on the projector and started the movie, bypassing the required news reels.
The cheers and applause from the entirely male audience rose from the theatre below. When Monique appeared on the screen, the applause grew and he waited for the physical reaction from his body that was sure to follow.
But to his dismay-and complete surprise, he had no response whatsoever.
What in the hell was going on?
With a sigh he tried to concentrate on the movie. But just like the magazines the night before, the film did nothing to stimulate him.
And neither did the second or third movie.
Hours later, exhausted and extremely frustrated, Williams turned off the film reel wondering why God would play such a cruel joke on him.
Perhaps this was payback for all of those impure thoughts.