Shadow Ninja J!

by theriseofj

J was living the dream life when he was in the Real world, but after falling into the world of naruto things are going to be a bit tricky. This is a Remake of My trip to the naruto world.

10. Listen up, Deidara!

I sat down on the chair and said, "I want to learn how to use your jutsu."

Deidara laughed at this and said "the only way I would do that is if you just graduated from ninja academy to Jounin in one day."
I looked at him and said "... I did..."

Deidara stopped laughing and said "then prove it you little brat! Show me your certificate." I pulled my certificate out of my pocket and said, "here you go... its all there in black and white..." deidara looked shocked and fell off the couch."D-Damn! It's got the signature and everything!"
I put the certificate into my pocket again and said, "Now, are there any other requests you'd like to make? deidara-san..." deidara stood up and said, "I'm still not gonna teach you... you don't have the keke genkai I have..." I looked at him and said, "one of my friends is the mechanic for the hokage, he also does biological studies, I'm sure he can get the keke genkai wit just a bit of your blood..."

I turned my shadow into a sword and held it at deidara's neck. "Listen up;" I said into his face, "it's obvious who the stronger of us is. Now... I can get you a pardon and a job in the hokage building... in return... teach me the art of exploding clay..."

Deidara looked into my eyes and said, "Why do you wanna learn it so badly?"

I backed off of deidara turned around and said, "Because art... is a blast."