Pheonix: OK. Time for another chapter of truth or dare.
Everyone: O_O
A Kidd: Hehe. I can't wait to see you all get tortured.
Pheonix: By the way, A Kidd has just been ranked up to Co-Host. :D (This does not mean you cannot dare him.)
A Kidd: ?
Pheonix: I love psycho sadists. Any way we have several dares. First ones are from Anonymous reviewer AliceInNightmareLand.
Seth: Dye your hair blackSeth and Syra: Kick Pheonix for making you do that dare in chapter 8.
Vespy: Admit it, your Emo.
Maka and Annabeth: Maka and Anna chop everyone in the room.
Seth: Mimic Kidd.
But Seth, don't mimic your father. Mimic Kid! Kidd. OK.
Seth: Of course! I'm not gonna' risk ticking off dad. O_O he's freakin' scary! And that's coming from me of all people.
Syra: Seth kinda' has dad's… temper… _ it would be bad idea to make either of them mad… Ask Vespy. He beat the crap out of Vespy.
Vespy: HEY!
Pheonix: Anyway Seth, you have to dye your hair black.
Seth: Fine. *Dyes hair black*
Maka: YOU LOOK JUST LIKE KIDD! O_O
Seth: *Dyes hair white* Don't make me do that again, or I will freaking kill you.
Pheonix: OK. Next dare.
Seth and Syra: *Kick Pheonix*
Pheonix: X_X OK… on with the next dare… *faints*
A Kidd: I guess I'll have to take over until she wakes up. Vespy, you have to admit your Emo.
Vespy: I'm not freakin' Emo for cryin' out loud!
A Kidd: Just do the dare, brat. And besides, this is should serve as punishment for beating Syra.
Vespy: Seth already beat the crap out of me for hurting his sister!
A Kidd: JUST DO THE DARE! *getting mad*
Vespy: O_O I'm Emo and I hate my life.
A Kidd: Maka, Anna, and A Maka. Chop every one in the room, except me.
Maka: Why should we exclude you?
A Kidd: 1. I'm the co-host. 2. I'll freakin' kill you.
A Maka: Believe me, bad mistake. We don't want to Maka-Chop A Kidd.
Maka: Fine.
Maka, A Maka, Annabeth: *Chops everyone except A Kidd*
A Kidd: And Seth, you have to mimic Kidd for the rest of the chapter.
Seth: Fair enough. I can't stand him anyway.
A Kidd: Even though he's me, I can't stand him either.
Kidd: HEY!
Seth: HEY!
Kidd: _
Seth: _
A Kidd: OK. Time for the-
Pheonix: TIME FOR THE NEXT DARES! :3
A Kidd: O_O DUDE! WTF? !
Pheonix: Another torture session from Meikyuu Buterfly
Anna-Chop! Haha, bricks. That was very original...Time for torture~...I mean, dares :3 Soul: dress as MakaMaka: Maka-chop Black Star with a Real Academia Española aka official Spanish dictionary with all the words and neologisms ( too lazy to Google translate)Black Star: don't rant about your "greatness" for a dayTsubaki: use Blair's outfitKid: give Chrona chocolates and buy her a beret
Kim: dress as Hinaichigo from Rozen Maiden
Jackie: Dress as Horo from Spice and Wolf
Ox: declare you undying love for Kim in Spanish, then traduce
Harvar: have some fun and take Jackie to the amusement (spelling?)park and laugh all day long. And yes, I love HarvarxJackie and KimxOx at the moment, so cuteeeee
X) Good ol' Meikyuu.
Soul: SHE WANTS ME TO FREAKIN' CROSS DRESS? !
A Kidd: *trying not to laugh*
Pheonix: Fan Service. :3 *Puts soul in Maka's outfit*
Soul: THIS IS NOT COOL, MAN! NOT COOL AT ALL!
A Kidd: *Can't take it and bursts into laughter*
Soul: Shut up.
Pheonix: Maka…
Maka: *Maka chops BlackStar* :3
BlackStar: *dead*
Pheonix: BlackStar's dead… so he can't do his dare…
A Kidd: Well, if he's dead that means he can't rant about his 'greatness' thus he's doing his dare by being dead. :3
Pheonix: Good point. Now, Tsubaki you have to wear Blair's clothes. :3
Blair and Tsubaki: *Switches clothes*
Pheonix: Kidd, you have to give Chrona some chocolate.
Kidd: *Gives Chrona chocolate*
Pheonix: Kim, you have to dress as some chick named Hinaichigo… but since I don't know who that is, you don't have to do your dare. :3 Same for you, Jackie. I have no clue who Horo is. Now, Ox. You have to tell Kim you love her then insult her. I think that's what 'traduce' means. If not, I don't want to know what it means.
Ox: *Pretend this is Spanish* I love you, Kim. But you have several flaws that I cannot love. I'm sorry.
Kim: Maka, hand me that dictionary.
Maka: *Hands Kim Dictionary*
Kim: *Throws dictionary at Ox's face* Take that *****!
Pheonix: Such language. = _ = Any way, Harvar you need to take Jackie to an amusement park.
Harvar: *Takes Jackie to an Amusement park*
Pheonix: These dares are from Anonymous reviewer Epicness:
My dares:
BlackStar, make A-Kidd angryA-Kidd, rip off Asura's fingernails and Stab his third eye out.
A-Maka, beat the crap out of A-Kidd for torturing you
A-Kidd, you can't fight back. Who is Seth's mom? Why do you love to torture people? Kick Syra in the face.
Syra, RUN AWAY BEFORE A-KIDD KILLS YOU! O_e
BlackStar: O_O Not doing that!
Pheonix: Why not?
BlackStar: If ripping off people's fingernails is what he does for fun, I don't wanna' know what he'll do if he's mad!
Pheonix: Your excused.
A-Kidd: Good choice.
Pheonix: A-Maka, you have to beat the crap out of A-Kidd and he can't fight back.
A-Maka: *Beats the crap out of A-Kidd.*
A-Kidd: You will regret that!
Pheonix: A-Kidd, you have two truths. Who is Seth's mother, and why do you like to torture people so much?
A-Kidd: Seth's mother was a crazy fangirl and I have no clue why I love to torture people. I just do.
A-Liz: He was never the same after that 'Wendigo' incident…
A-Kidd: SHUT UP!
Pheonix: And you also have to stab Kishin Asura's third eye out.
A-Kidd: *Pulls out knife* Time to die Asura. *Creepy smile, light yagami laugh*
Asura: *little girl scream*
A-Kidd: *Kills Asura*
Pheonix: You were only supposed to cut his eye out!
A-Kidd: Well, he's already dead, so…
Pheonix: Syra, run away.
Syra: Why?
Pheonix: Cause A-Kidd has to kick you.
Syra: O_O That'll probably kill me!
Pheonix: I know, NOW RUN! RUN FOR YOUR FREAKIN' LIFE!
Syra: *Runs for her freakin' life*
Pheonix: Now that that's out of the way… We got a dare from Sempaisama365
^_^ dares. Medusa has to be NICE FOR THREE CHAPTERS! A Kid has to listen to Excalibur's 5 hour story telling. BlackStar has to be quite or A Kid gets to torture him. Tsubaki has to dress like Blair. Maka and soul have to make out with their future selves( A Maka and soul. A soul with Maka) Kid has to spend another day with Willy Wonka ^.^ Now for truths. Medusa has to say who Chrona's father is. soul has to say who is hotter. A Maka or Maka.( no they are both hot)
Hehe. Medusa, you heard the girl.
Medusa: Actually, I was gonna' do that anyway, so that creepy, sadist won't kill me. O_O
Pheonix: Good. A-Kidd I'm sorry. But you have to listen to Excalibur for 5 hours…
A-Kidd: WHAT? !
Pheonix: *Sadly pushes Excalibur and A-Kidd in a room* T_T I'm sorry, I truly am.
5 hours later
Pheonix: *Opens door, sees an insane A-Kidd covered in blood and a headless Excalibur* O_O
A-Kidd: It's finally dead… *faints from lameness overload*
Pheonix: OK, BlackStar. You have to stay quiet for the whole chapter, or A-Kidd gets to torture you-
A-Kidd: Did someone say I get to torture BlackStar? :3
Pheonix: You seem cheery about it.
BlackStar: I won't speak.
Pheonix: You just spoke. A-Kidd, go torture him.
BlackStar: AAAAAAH!
A-Kidd: *Tortures BlackStar*
BlackStar: *dead*
Pheonix: Tsubaki has to dress like Blair.
Tsubaki: AGAIN? *Switches clothes with Blair*
Pheonix: Maka, you have to make out with A-Soul and Soul has to make out with A-Maka.
Maka: *Kisses A-Soul*
Soul: *Kisses A-Maka*
Pheonix: Kidd, you have to spend another day with Willy Wonka.
Kidd: But he's not symmetrical-
A-Kidd: WHO CARES? ! ? !
Kidd: Everyone should. :3
A-Kidd: *Still pretty ticked off because of Excalibur* Don't test my patience, brat. Cause I am liable to kill you right now…o.e
Kidd: Wouldn't that be suicide?
A-Kidd: With you around, I'm likely to commit suicide… *Takes Kidd and shoves him into the world of Willy Wonka*
Willy Wonka: You again?
Kidd: AAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Pheonix: Awkward… OK. Medusa, who is Chrona's father?
Medusa: I built Chrona in a lab.
Everyone: O_O
Pheonix: Okay… Soul, Who is Hotter between the two Makas?
Soul: A-Maka. She can pull off the eye patch and still look hot. *¬*
Pheonix: OK… creepy… these are last dares OK? These dares are from Ultamatemh
got some dares, but I also wanna b a guest too. Here are my dares. A Kidd: you have to dress like a fairy princess and be nice to everyone. Black star: you have to spend a whole day w/ 30 other black stars. Truths: SE:NG cast: who are your crushes? Also, if I do get 2 b a guest, then I got black hair, brown skin & eyes, glasses, a black hoodie w/ a skull on the back, and I have a dragon tattoo on my back. Also, I'm not afraid of A Kidd, and I'm medusa's cousin from china, my spells r related to dragons. This is an oc in the story; vampire in death city? By birdofdarkness I submitted
I doubt A-Kidd is going to do that.
A-Kidd: I'll be nice…ish but I am NOT crossdressing. No way in hell. You can forget that. *Leaves room*
Pheonix: Told ya'. BlackStar, you have to stay in a room with 30 other BlackStars. Oh, and Ultamatemh, you will be a guess star starting in the chapter for 5 chapters. OK? :3 I'm assuming you're a girl since you said you were a witch. And you will be called 'Ultra'. Is that OK with you?
BlackStar: *Walks in a room filled with 30 other BlackStars and dies*
Pheonix: Wow, longest truth or dare chapter yet! Well, that's the end of this chapter, see ya' later!
Everyone: GOODBYE!