MK Ladies' Food Challenges

by cw2k

The Ladies of Mortal Kombat, Kitana, Jade, Tanya and Mileena, has come to Earthrealm to compete in food challenges in various fast food joints. This is not exactly a story but it's something different. This was inspired by Youtubers, the Hodgetwins. Can the ladies do what the they do, or make a damn fool of themselves? :)

10. Episode 9: 2 Large Cheese Pizzas

MK Ladies' Food Challenges

Episode 9: 2 Large Cheese Pizzas

Challengers: Kitana vs Tanya

Place: Jerry's Subs and Pizza

Tanya: There it is. Damn good pizza.

***INITIATE CHALLENGE-KITANA VS TANYA***

Kitana: I'm ready to eat. This is good times.

Tanya and Kitana: Good times (repeatedly)

They begin eating, but Tanya strikes first.

Tanya: Gone!

Kitana: Goddamn!

Tanya: Girl, you got some beautiful skin.

Kitana: Gone!

Mileena: Gone.

Kitana: Hold up.

Tanya: This is good times. When one of us choke, that's bad times.

Kitana: It's 4 p.m. This is my first meal of the day and my only meal of the day.

Tanya: This is true.

Kitana: This will put us at about 2000 calories?

Tanya: Something like that.

Kitana: Do some cardio before I go to sleep.

Tanya: Gone!

Kitana: Gone!

Tanya: I don't know what Jerry's Subs put in their sodas, but their sodas taste much better than...

Kitana: Shut up.

Tanya: They do, man. You taste that damn soda.

Kitana: You can't fuck up soda. It's already made.

Tanya: Gone!

Kitana: Gone!

Tanya: When you go into a restaurant, they water down the soda.

Kitana: Gone!

Tanya: You're gonna fuck around and choke in this bitch.

Tanya: Gone!

Kitana: You're gonna fuck around and choke in this bitch.

Kitana: Gone! How many you got left?

Tanya: 7. You?

Kitana: A lot.

Tanya: Cuz you bullshittin'! I'ma win this. I beat you eating Ghost Fries.

Kitana: My jaw's getting tired.

Kitana burps loud.

Tanya: The fuck?

Kitana: Sorry about that.

Tanya: Gone!

Tanya: Oh, man. I feel i'm losing steam.

Kitana: Hold up. My pizza is bigger than yours, Tanya. All your size is small.

Tanya: No, it ain't. You're just making excuses.

Tanya: Gone!

Kitana: You got sauce on your lip.

Kitana: Almost bit my finger.

Tanya: Gone! Ahh. I bit my lip.

Kitana: Slow and steady wins the race. You know that fairytale where the turtle beat the bunny?

Tanya: You know that's a bunch of bullshit, right? Ain't no way a turtle can beat the bunny.

Tanya: Only got 2 slices left.

Kitana: You ok?

Tanya: Got all kinds of pressure in my chest.

Kitana: What a beautiful day in the neighborhood.

Kitana burps loud again

Tanya: What's wrong with you?

Kitana: I'm making a comeback.

Tanya: You ain't makin' shit. Ain't no way you're gonna catch me. I ot this a bag, baby.

Kitana: These motherfuckers put more crust on my shit.

Tanya: Man... you're making excuses.

Tanya: You can actually see the grease off if it. You think it's gonna clog our arteries?

Kitana: That's a myth.

Tanya: Don't you think that was a pretty reckless thing to say?

Kitana: Some say you can get cancer from smokin'.

Tanya: Done, man.

Kitana: Fuck! Man!

Tanya: Your ass take too long.

Kitana: Well, nice job, Tanya.

Tanya: Eat whatever the FUCK you wanna eat!

TANYA WINS