Lizz POV
Snore noises, only fucking snore noises came out of her mouth or nostrils, whatever! Why must Jill snore? I don't know? Karma? Punishment for every bad deed that I've done? Meh I don't care.
I heard my door open and I panicked. I got up and put some clothes on. I grabbed my Wii remote and went for the kill. But what I saw was scaring me and not in that way where you know how to pass a level but you can't find what you need.
Hoodie was installing a complex lock system and Masky was holding a gun and panting heavily. I also saw someone who was very creepy.
The creepy guy turned around and asked Hoodie ''Who's the girl?''
Masky muttered ''She's Boss' girlfriend.''
Hoodie once he installed the lock turned towards me and said ''We're staying here until the heat dies down… If you know what I mean.'' I nodded and Jill got up.
''AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!'' Someone let a girlish scream escape their mouth.
''Hoodie you did NOT tell me that Jill is here!'' The creepy guy yelled.
''Oh shut it Jeff.'' Masky whispered and covered Hoodie and Jeff's mouths. He told us to listen and we heard someone whispering ''So who do you want, I'm marking the guy with the Hoody.''
The other one with a deeper voice answered ''I'm marking the Mask wearing moron.''
Jill gasped ''Are the Proxy hunters after you?''
They nodded and I asked ''Who are the Proxy hunters?''
Jeff got his knife out and pointed it at me and I said ''No I don't want to know how you got those scars now get that thing outta mah faceh.''
He smirked and said ''Okay, since your Slendy's girl. Proxy hunters are morons who didn't want to put up with Slenderman and… Us, people with creepy pasta profiles. Long story short they hunt us down and kill us. Hoodie, Masky and I are the last creepy pastas in America so that's why we ran here. Now the Proxy hunters are consisted of victims who are fighting back, people who plain hate us and EX proxies or 'Runners' how Slendy calls them.''
I nodded and Jill asked ''Where's Slender man? Why doesn't he kill them or something?''
Hoodie answered ''He's at a summit.''
We blinked and Masky with his cheerfulness explained ''You see all of the supernatural or just plain mythical creatures have been targeted by some anti-fan organization so that's why the leader myths are getting together.''
I snorted and asked ''Who, the Easter bunny?''
He laughed and said ''Silly Lizz of course not, more like Yeti, Chupacabra and the Loch Ness monster.''
Jeff went away from Jill who was eying him with a glint in her eyes that clearly said 'fuck me'
Hoodie while I was talking with Masky about everything started barricading the door. Then he went in the living room where he found my game stash. He fainted from the enormous amount and Jill started barricading the door where he left off.
10 minutes later
We barricaded everything. The Proxy Hunters made threats and Jill made snappy comebacks which shut the PHs up. Later on the power supply was cut and we are living with candle light.
Jill came back from the bathroom and had a worried expression on her face. Jeff asked ''What? What did you do Jill?'' She shook her head no and said ''The water supply is gone too. And Masky just ate the only food we had left.''
Masky looked at the candy bar which he had eaten so lightly without even enjoying the flavor. Now we all started arguing and I asked ''When is Slender coming back?''
''In 167 hours… He likes to be precise.'' Hoodie muttered.
''Why does that sound familiar?'' Jill asked and Jeff answered ''That movie I think had a similar title.''
''You mean the guy who had his hand stuck under a rock?'' I asked and he nodded. Man I cried during the movie, such inspiration, such passion for life, I idolize 'what's his name' in real life.
''So I'm stuck with four people I had no intention of spending the ProxHuntPocalypse with.'' Hoodie made up a word?
Jeff laughed and Jill asked ''Do you two know each other?'' Jeff nodded and answered ''I killed his girlfriend and when I went to ruin her grave I saw Hoodie dancing on her grave and we started talking about how life can be bitch that won't die.''
Jill stayed quiet for a long time which was worrying us all… For our sake what if she was thinking who to kill and eat first?
''When did he leave?'' I asked and Hoodie answered ''He left 2 days ago.'' I sighed at least it won't be 167 hours. So how long will he be gone?
Jeff was apparently talking while I was zoned out but I did catch this ''…Rake hijacked a chopper and he's coming tomorrow.''
''Rake is a he?'' Jill asked and Masky nodded.
I can't say that this experience was pleasant. I unwillingly went cold turkey on anything tech related, what with no power and all. Man I actually wish Slender was here with us… So he could kill the morons outside and a very secret motive that is internet related. Here's my theory what if he touched my computer(new one) while it was off! Perhaps it would trigger something and turn it on, like his energy being a power source… Or something, I don't know I'm an addict thinking about drugs!
''We should get some sleep.'' Jeff yawned. I don't blame him it is 4 AM. And judging by the looks of the two dislikable proxies they haven't slept in a long time.
Jill nodded and jumped on the couch next to Jeff who ran behind me and muttered ''You come near me and I'll kill her.'' Jill winked and Jeff went from behind me to behind Hoodie who just groaned.
Masky and Jill fell asleep on the couch and Jeff went wandering somewhere in my apartment… Oh my fucking god he's going to slaughter my sister's kids!
I jumped and ran after Jeff who smiled wickedly at me.
''You don't trust me do you?'' He asked looking around. I nodded and answered ''Nope I don't trust you at all. I mean sure, lately I've had a lot to take in but I don't need someone with a knife in my house.'' He snorted and replied ''You would rather trust those two idiots?'' I nodded and explained ''At least they aren't…'' I gestured his face and he looked offended ''Oh, you are going to get it slowly and painfully-'' He was cut off by a scream that could be identified as; Mark is scared. I turned around and I saw Mark pushing Lucinda in Jeff's direction. ''Leave me alone Jeff, take the dweeb.''
Lucy was still half asleep until she saw his face and she facepalmed herself ''Dude, it's Jeff the killer, I thought it was Rake.''
'Rake is coming tomorrow little girl.'' Jeff added.
''I didn't know you had children?'' I snorted and answered ''These little chipmunks are my niece and nephew.''
''I can arrange one to go away and save you the trouble of buying two types of cereal.'' He offered nonchalantly. I cringed and saw them rolling their eyes. Lucy asked ''Aunt Lindsey why is the door locked?''
''Well because there are people out there who want to kill the creepy people who are my amigos. Long story short, no water, no food, no electricity, last resort we kill Masky and eat his flesh.'' They nodded and Mark started complaining ''Why us? Why us of all the twins you could fuck with? Why god?''
I hit him over the head and said ''Dude only gaming gods may be spoken to in this apartment.''
Jeff placed a hand on Lucy and whispered ''I pity you.'' She nodded.
''Okay people I need to tell you that I forgot about the twins!'' I yelled and woke everyone up. They threw something sharp at me for my yelling. I ran behind Mark and used him as a human shield.
''I honestly think that if our mother found out about this you would go to jail.'' Lucy said and Jeff added sarcastically ''Yes indeed nobody wants to neglect children.''
''Dude do you have a feeling like you're being watched?'' Masky asked.
''Maybe Boss got back early and he's only watching us for fun?'' Hoodie suggested.
Jeff pointed his knife towards a window and said ''Or it's that Proxy Hunter with a bazooka outside.''
I got my flip flops and started running and yelling ''Adult Gamers first!'' Lucy was in front of me and I pushed her making her almost land on Jeff's knife.
I opened the door and there I saw a creature on four legs with an old pilot's hat on his head.
Jeff got out and saw corpses scattered around the building floor. He got near the creature patted it on the head and asked ''Now where's that chopper?''
He pointed outside and Jeff yelled ''Who wants to live follow me! I am not guaranteeing your safety! Fly on Creepy Pasta airline on your own risk!'' We ran outside where a guy that looked like something from Zelda leaned on the chopper.
Jill squealed and yelled in a manly voice ''Get to the chopper!''
We all stopped and turned around facing her. All of us had disappointed looks on our beautiful faces… Well some of us.
Jeff stormed at me with a knife and I asked ''Did I say that out loud?'' He nodded, and The Zelda person pulled him off whispering something about going back to anger management classes.
''Hello I'm Ben.'' We boarded the chopper. It was really big. It fit all 9 of us.
''So… I heard that Slendy has a girlfriend from here… You know her by any chance?'' Ben asked while driving. I nodded and said ''Yeah, that's me.''
He laughed and asked ''I didn't know he liked the gamers?'' Hoodie shrugged and Masky started making out with Jill.
Rake was watching them intensively. Hoodie hit him over the head and asked ''I thought you trained him Jeff?'' Jeff shrugged and said ''I said I tried I never said it was a success.''
Jeff mumbled something at me and smiled. I was a bit freaked out; I'm a bit scared of him.
''Scared aunt Lizz?'' Lucy mocked me. Mark smirked and said ''Oooh, Lucy I think that you didn't notice Rake is here as well.'' Lucy shrugged and said ''He's like a Creepy Pasta pet. Yeah sure, he's scary but who isn't? I mean look at this, Lizz could probably get her own page if she actually does anything serious with Slenderman. Lizz how would your proxy name be?''
Jill stopped making out and said her voice filled with happiness ''Mine would be Jill the Killer.''
Jeff grumbled and said ''Jill that's my name.''
''You ever heard of identity theft?'' Jill asked. Before he could answer Jill's tongue was down Masky's throat.
''Yeah I'm interested the kid has a point how would your Creepy Pasta name be?'' Ben asked still keeping his eyes on the road. I actually felt glad that he was paying attention to driving.
''Um well, anything game related would be nice.'' I spoke with shyness. They shrugged and said ''That is so you.''
30 minutes of flying later…
Jeff was deep in thought until he yelled ''We could call you 'The N00B'!''
Ben laughed and looked at us and we crashed.
I was hanging on a tree branch and Jill was already down with everyone else.
Ben laughed and said ''Yeah, you're right it does fit the description.''
Hoodie chuckled and Masky and Jill whimpered… Now I'm asking myself… Why?
Masky pointed in the direction of some bushes and yelled ''Chupacabra!'' Jeff ran in the other direction accompanied by Rake and Ben. Hoodie started climbing up my tree, possibly trying to free me. He got his pocket knife out and cut the vine which had my leg stuck and I fell on Lizz knocking her out!
Masky picked her up and we started running.
I yelled ''We should've never left the civilization which is known as the USA!'' Hoodie nodded and also yelled for the first time ''Yeah, now we're hunted down by a fucking Chupacabra!''
Masky screamed while carrying Jill ''Mommy!''
The Chupacabra POV
I heard a lot of screaming. I went to check what was happening and there I saw humans screaming their asses off. Man now I see why Slenderman exterminates them.
I was full, I just ate goat meat and I was full. All I wanted is to point them to town… No use if they find my secret cave.
They ran and I started running after them… Man I'm going to be late.
''Wait up!'' I heard someone yell and I turned around and so did they… Oh god! Who invited him!?
''Hello there!'' A polka dot moron who was in relations with a myth I idolize waved… At the humans?
''Hoodie, Masky it's me Slenderman's bro!''
I noticed that they sped up. One of them was even saying ''Hurry, hurry, hopefully he'll talk to Mr. Chupacabra and forget about us.''
They ran in the direction of the meeting… Fuck they're going to blame me! Well I could only kill them and eat them later.
I started hunting them down. Slenderman's brother stayed there and played with his dots.
Lizz pov
''Shit people he's gaining on us!'' I yelled.
Jill started waking up. She started running with us and she bumped into some camera. She fell back and all of us got near it and inspected it.
MEANWHILE
''Shall I fetch some tea for Master Slenderman?'' A butler asked the infamous Slenderman who politely declined.
''I do say Slender that is a marvelous idea. And you have quite an exquisite lifestyle.'' Yet remarked and Slendy smiled replying ''Why thank you Yeti-sama.''
One of the minor myths ran inside and yelled ''Masters there are intruders in the vicinity!''
The minor myth played the footage of Jill running into a camera and Slendy groaned.
Yeti hearing the groan asked ''You know them?''
Slendy whispered ''Unfortunately.''