Disclaimer: I don't own Twilight, New Moon, ect. Stephenie Meyer does.

A//N: Ha, I can finally update! My computer had internet issues… Have fun with the new update.

Ugh, sorry people, I haven't updated in awhile. But I promised to spend however long it takes to update all my incomplete stories. So be proud. Be very proud…

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Bella sighed and shook her head. "Why must you always doubt me Jasper?"

She looked at Rosalie. "Icicle him."

Rosalie grinned, happy at the chance to be violent again. She hurled an icicle that had come from who-knows-where, at Jasper, striking him in the center of the chest.

"Ow! Fine, gosh, evil violent person." He trailed off, scowling.

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Bella: What's wrong with you?! Why do you keep hitting people?!

Edward: Yeah, that is kinda rude…

Me: Oh shush. And I'm not the one hitting people.

Bella: Yes you are!

Me: Haven't we had the "Yes, no, yes, no, no, yes" conversation before?

Bella: -Scowl-

Me: -grin-

Edward: Well, just don't put me in the middle of all this again.

Me: -evil grin-

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"Now Jasper, please be polite to your King." Bella said with a calm glance at him.

He responded with a somewhat rude comment.

Bella looked at him, faintly shocked.

"Icicle him again!"

And Rosalie leapt forward and tossed the icicle at him again, knocking him backwards.

"Haha! Jasper said a bad word! I'm telling Esme!" So, with that, Alice scrambled off the find her.

"Now," Bella started," it has come to my attention that we have no polar bears in this house."

"That's right…" Edward said, confused.

"Well, there should be! This is my ice kingdom! And I need polar bears!" She said with a grin.

"Um… no." Emmett said.

Bella stomped her foot and screamed loudly.

Edward and Emmett drew back, scared. Rosalie raised an eyebrow, but didn't comment.

"No one says 'no' to me! Double icicle him!"

"Sorry Emmett." Rosalie said just before she tossed the double-forked icicle at him.

"Yes Your Majesty King of the Icicles!" Jasper yelped out as he politely flung himself to the ground.

Bella gave a satisfied smile.

"Edward? Emmett? I want you to go to the North Pole and get me some polar bears."

"Er, I think it's the south pole that has the polar bears…" Edward said.

"You will go to the North Pole and bring me back some polar bears." She said in a low, icy voice," and you will do it… in a loincloth!"

Emmett and Jasper burst out laughing, while Rosalie tried to hold back snickers.

"But…!" he protested.

"Rosalie?" Bella replied.

And the boys ran out of the house with icicles shattering behind them.

Edward: Now see here-!

Me: Did you want to comment on something?

Edward: Yes I would like to comment on something!!

-Silence…-

Me: Well…, what is it?

Edward: Oh. Well… I don't want to run around the whole world in a weird diaper!

Bella: -giggle- Diaper…

Me: Now that's just too bad, now isn't it?

Edward: You really are evil!

Me: Thank you! And, just because you flatter me, I won't make you were the one that just covers the front.

Bella: -blush- -very red blush-

Edward: Umm…

Me: -smirk-

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"Now, what should we do with you?" Bella asked as she glanced at the cowering Jasper at her feet.

"Um, let me go?"

"Yeah, sure. You're funny. Oh! I got it! Rosalie, how would you like to do a makeover?"

The vampire's eyes lit up, and she grinned, showing her sharp white teeth.

"I'll take that as a yes. Now, Jasper?" Bella smiled at him, and he gulped nervously, not liking the mood Bella was in.

"Jasper, do you want to wear a pink dress, or the neon purple dress?"

Meanwhile…

"Emmett! I told you not to eat that polar bear! He was the last one left!" Edward howled.

Emmett shrugged, unconcerned.

"Grr, now Bella's going to icicle us. Again."

Emmett rolled his eyes. "There's obviously something wrong with that girl. All you have to do is find out what it is, and your problem is solved. I, personally, think Bella is eating too much salt. Give her a bit of sugar and she'll be right as rain. I never liked rain…"

While Emmett mused to himself about weather preferences, Edward worked on his Restore-Bella-To-Her-Formerish-Self-Once-More plan.

Meanwhile…

"Aw, pink looks good on you Jasper!" Bella crooned. "And the red lip stick was a nice touch!"

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((A//N: Well, it's not my best, and it's not my longest, but it sure was random. Kinda. Sorta. Not really…

LISTEN UP EVERY SINGLE CRAZY READER!!!! Ok, now that I've got your attention, please read the rest and I'll try to make it short. Alright, I was riding my horse, and a thought kept coming back to me. What would it be like if the Cullens were horseback riders? I mean, they would totally rock! The horse couldn't spook, she couldn't turn her head to the outside and stick out that inside shoulder and totally annoy her rider, she couldn't ever forget not to pick up her feet, she wouldn't beable to ignore that command that says 'get on the bit or I'll make you get on the bit', she couldn't speed up before a jump and launch over it leaving her balance-challenged rider behind… Anyway, if anyone of my riders likes horses, and would be able to understand most horse talk, and who would like a Cullen/horse story, PLEASE mention it in a review. I'm not kidding. Even if you don't have an account, I take anonymous reviews. Yep, and review on the story too, lol…))