Miku: Back already? I figured you two would get into a slapfight.
Himi-San: I'm too cold to hit someone.
Len: Yeah, you're too cold-
Himi-San: Don't start with me!
Miku: Yeah, don't start shit now.
Luka: 'Cause we need to get out of this blizzard!
Miku: Exactly!
Len: Why don't we call Teto? She could fly us out of here, and then drop us off with Rin and Mikuo.
Himi-San: Wow…you're actually smart sometimes.
Luka and Miku: *burst out laughing*
Len: *sighs* Luka, just call her!
Luka: I'm getting it!
+Cellphone Call+
Teto: Hel-lo?
Luka: Um, hi Teto-
Teto: Oh, Luka! I haven't heard from you in awhile! How are you?
Luka: Fine…but, Miku, Len, Himi-San, and I need you to come fly us out of a predicament.
Teto: Sure thing! Where are you guys?
Luka: North Japan, stuck in a blizzard.
Teto: Ahhh….I'll ask later, be there soon.
Luka: Thanks! Bye!
Teto: By-ye!
+Cellphone Call Ends+
Everyone: So….?
Luka: She's on the way, but it might be awhile. I thought she moved to Mongolia last year.
Miku: Dammit Len! How could you not remember that?
Len: Why didn't you guys remember?
Miku: Well you're the one who thought of the idea!
Himi-San: SHUTUP!
Everyone: *stare at Himi-San*
Himi-San: Look, I know that we all hate Len-
Len: Hey!
Himi-San: -but just 'cause we hate him, doesn't mean we always have to fight with him!
Luka: But, you ALWAYS fight with Len!
Himi-San: Now, that's different. He pisses me off because he loves me, so I have the right to curse him out.
Len: I don't love you!
Himi-San: You f**ked me in a snowbank….you love me.
Miku: Haylee's right, both ways! We shouldn't be fighting with this dumbass, we should just ignore him whenever he pisses us off.
Himi-San: Exactly!
Luka: Now that we've got that covered, *waves to Himi-San and Miku* Let's walk some.
Len: Hey, what about me?
Miku: If you're coming, start walkin'!
Himi-San: Yeah, seriously!
Len: Coming! *runs up to join them*
Mikuo: Hey, I think we should stop drinking smoothies *falls over* I think we're drunk.
Rin: Don't be an ass! *trips over feet* That's absurd!
Mikuo: *throws up* I guess….BLAH!
Rin: Hehehe….nice.
Mikuo: Shutup….*faints*
Rin: Mikuo? *hits him with a cinderblock* Wake up!
Len: -and that's how Grandpa had a heart attack.
Everyone Else: *crying* SHUTUP!
Len: Sorry….
Miku: Hey Luka and Himi-San, would you guys walk back there? I need to talk to Len.
Himi-San: *glares* Don't give him idea's!
Miku and Luka: *burst out laughing*
Miku: I'm not, I just wanted to talk to him.
Luka and Himi-San: Whatever! *back up*
Luka and Himi-San back up, leaving Miku and Len alone.
Len: So, what is it?
Miku: Do you like Haylee?
Len: I thought we went over this….of course I do!
Miku: Just makin' sure! Geez….
Len: Okay, why do you have to ask me this?
Miku: Look, she likes you too, and you know that, right?
Len: Um, yeah…so?
Miku: *pats Len* Don't give up on her, ok?
Len: *stares at Miku* Why're you doing this?
Miku: We're getting closer to Akaito-Kun, and you need to protect her!
Len: Really….?
Miku: *laughs* No, not really! Just wanted to scare you. I just wanted to see what you were planning on doing so Haylee'll date you.
Len: Um, nothing.
Miku: *stares at Len* Are you serious?
Len: Yes, I'm serious! Why?
Miku: You need to do something!
Len: Well….what am I supposed to do?
Miku: I don't f**kin' know! Just, write her a poem or something!
Len: Really? Write her a poem?
Miku: *clicks a button* Just say what you think of Himi-San!
Len: Fine! She's cute, beautiful, kind, and sometimes evil. Himi-San is always unpredictable, easily forgives me, so different.
Miku: Um, wow…..I wasn't expecting that much.
Len: Well you got what you wanted, didn't you?
Miku: Yeah, I guess. Go back, and tell her to come up here
Len: Okay….*runs back*
Len runs to the back, and tell Himi-San to come up front.
Himi-San: What?
Miku: We need to talk about Len.
Himi-San: I'm not going to like this conversation, am I?
Miku: C'mon! I know you will.
Himi-San: Whatever…what's up?
Miku: Do you like Himi-San?
Himi-San: *blushes* No! What did Len say that made you think that?
Miku: *laughs* You wanna f**k him too!
Himi-San: No! And that's for true!
Miku: Sounded Aussie for a minute there. Anyways, seriously, do you like him?
Himi-San: *sighs* Yeah…
Miku: *clicks a button* Why do you like Len?
Himi-San: Well, he cares, I guess, even though he annoys the living hell out of me sometimes. He lets me hug him, he's nice, never yells at me, I guess.
Miku: That it….?
Himi-San: Not even close! He's always making sure I'm okay, blushing whenever I confront him since he likes me. I remember the time he broke the laptop, 'cause-
Miku: I got it, I got it!
Himi-San: Hey, you're the one who asked!
Miku: Whatever….*yells toward the back* COME UP, GUYS!
Everyone runs up front.
Luka: What the hell was that crap about?
Len and Himi-San: Nothing!
Miku: Before we go on, I have something to show all of you that might give you each a surprise!
Everyone stares intently at Miku.
Miku presses the replay button on her recorder, showing everyone the words of Len and Himi-San.
Himi-San: Oh my God….
Luka: *burst out laughing* HAHAHAHAHA!
Len: *stares at Himi-San* Did you-
Himi-San: Don't ask, just shut up and help me choke Miku.
Miku: H-h-h-huh?
Len: I don't want to.
Miku: Thank God! Wait…..huh?
Luka: Why don't you wanna choke her? She just exploited you and Haylee.
Len: Because, now I know something.
Himi-San: Really? And what do you-
Len grabs Himi-San's waist, and starts sucking her face (kissing her REALLY stupidly!)
Len: You love me.
Miku and Luka: *burst out laughing*
Himi-San: *kicks Len in the nuts* DON'T F**KIN' TOUCH ME!
Len: *falls over in pain* What the f**k was that for?
Himi-San: *sighs* You are such an idiot!
Miku: Himi-San, you know you wanted him to do that!
Himi-San: What're you-
Miku grabs Himi-San, and pushes her into Len.
Miku: Kiss her, Len!
Himi-San: I'll kick your sack again, and this time, it'll BREAK!
Len: Why?
Miku: Just kiss her, and don't stop! Soon enough she'll give in!
Len: Hell no!
Luka grabs Len, and pushes him next to Himi-San.
Luka: Dammit Len, listen!
Luka and Miku: KISS!
Himi-San: I hate you Len! This is all your fault!
Len: Hey Luka, free arm please?
Luka: Sure, just lemme get a good grip on the other one *lets go of Len's left arm*
Len: *slaps Haylee* Well, it's not my fault that you have to be such lying bitch all the time!
Miku: Um, wow….I did not expect that to happen.
Luka: Nor did I my friend, nor did I.
Himi-San: Can I get out of this for a minute? I need some snow.
Miku: Are you coming back?
Himi-San: *sighs* Yes! Just lemme go!
Miku lets Haylee go. Haylee runs off, and comes back with a handful of snow, and proceeds to dump it down Len's shirt.
Miku: *grabs Himi-San* And we're back!
Len: WTF? What was that for?
Himi-San: You know damn right, what it was for! And dammit, my face hurts!
Luka: It's turning red….ew.
Len: It's perfectly fine! She deserved it anyways!
Miku: *glares at Len* There's a giant red handprint on her face! It is NOT fine!
Himi-San throws Len's hoodie at him.
Himi-San: I'm out! *starts running ahead*
Teto: Oh Jesus Christ! Where are they?
I know where they are!
Teto: Himi-San? That you?
This is Himi-San's spirit speaking, actually.
Teto: Um, okay….kinda creepy, but whatever.
Anyways, just come right down THERE and then turn RIGHT, and you'll find them standing there.
Teto: Wow, th-anks.
One more thing, what's with the splitting words when you talk? It's really annoying!
Teto: I don't need your ass anymore, leave!
Fine, don't tell me….*mutters* bitch.
Teto: Wow…nice, but not nice at all.
I am now starting to fantasize on choking Len O.O he sucks! . Why would you slap me Len? WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU?