"What do you mean the goku uniform has disappeared?" a frustrated looking Ragyo asked Ryuko as they sat inside one of the meeting rooms at HQ.
"I honestly don't know how it vanished." Ryuko spoke back as she looked a bit unnerved being around her mother at this particular moment. "Besides, can't you have the American make another one?"
"Yes, Ryuko. Mr. Tapatío can easily make another goku uniform of sorts but that's completely irrelevant to the real problem of this matter. Had you not had another one of your goddamn temper tantrums, you wouldn't have lost the friggin' thing, sugar cube." Ragyo replied as she paced back and forth, all while Ryuko lowered her head in shame. "You really need to start acting more like an adult now that you're school president. You're getting way too old to be pulling that shit on our reputation as professionals."
Initially, Ryuko remained quiet, trying to come up with an appropriate response but she then noticed her mother's right hand, which is wrapped in bandages and muttered back, "Right. Looks like you took Nonon Jakuzure's rant against you real well, mother."
Upon seeing Ryuko notice her injury, Ragyo groaned, clenched her injured hand into a fist and replied, "Don't use my words against me, sugar cube.", which immediately made her daughter shake her head in response.
"Having second thoughts on letting Little Miss Ray of Sunlight Nonon Jakuzure have her stupid ass music club at Honnoji now?" Ryuko asked her mother a minute after neither of them uttered a single word. "I can easily snatch all of that shit away from her after what she said about you."
"As much as I want to wrap my fingers around her neck and teach her a lesson in humility, leave the music club alone." Ragyo hesitantly replied with a hint of anger in her voice. "I'm not one to go back on my word no matter how wretched of a person they reveal themselves to be later on."
Surprised that her mother will not allow her to can Honnoji's music club, Ryuko stood up, looked at her mother once more, spoke out, "I understand, mother. I'll see you later."
"You too, my darling sugar cube. Just try not to have another meltdown if things don't pan out the way they want them to again, okay?" Ragyo responded, sounding like she has calmed down quite a bit.
Ryuko quietly nodded back at her mother and left the office. She then entered an elevator, whipped her cellphone out and called Mako, who was sitting in an office at Honnoji Academy.
"Hi, Ryuko-chan!" Mako replied as she was seen shimmying back and forth on her chair. "What's up?"
"Mako, inform the club presidents that there will be a status report and job evaluation meeting after school." Ryuko replied as she patiently waited for the elevator to reach the main floor of the building.
"Will do, Ryuko-chan." Mako responded, which her friend then hung up on the other end of the line. She then grabbed a nearby microphone, tapped on it a few times and spoke out, "Attention all Honnoji Club Presidents. You're all required to report to the faculty meeting room immediately after the end of the school day. I...ahem...repeat. Club president meeting after school."
"I'm surprised they're still letting you run the music club here, considering how ruthless and petty the Kiryuin family can be towards those who turn their backs on them." Satsuki told Nonon after they heard the announcement on the loudspeaker. "Though they did deserve what they got after all the garbage they put you though."
"No shit, Satsuki." Nonon replied with a strong scent of resentment in her voice. "They nearly ruined my passion for classical music for fuck's sake!"
"I'd hate to have that happen to something I enjoy." Satsuki responded, agreeing with her friend's content towards the Kiryuin Conglomerate.
"So what's our next move against those pricks?" Nonon asked her friend since she still would like to add additional insult to injury.
"Let's wait till they bother us." Satsuki replied as soon as she heard Nonon's suggestion. "I don't really like be one to make the first move when we're not in the middle of a skirmish."
Nonon shrugged back, shook her head in partial disagreement and spoke back, "Fine, Satsuki. I suppose you're right about us not wanting to become just as shamefully petty as they are."
"Exactly." Satsuki replied while smirking as she patted Nonon's right shoulder.
A few hours later, Nonon entered the meeting room and found herself face to face with the other club presidents, who, with the exception of Henry Thompkins, an American transfer student with long dark greasy hair and donning a black leather jacket who runs Honnoji's film club, gave her dirty looks. Henry, on the other hand, just laughed as he saw the pink haired girl walk in.
"Nonon-chan! I'm glad you made it!" Mako joyfully shouted as she saw her sit down, which Nonon acknowledged by waving back. "Now that you're all here, we can proceed with our business."
Mako then grabbed two stacks of papers, quickly tossed all of the club presidents a piece of paper, ran back to her desk and sat down without even breaking a sweat. "When you're finished, come up to the desk and hand me the paper so you can go on home."
Nonon then took a look at the paper and much to her surprise, it was a simplistic sheet that asked for the club presidents to write down the overall stats of the club's activities through the month in two hundred words or more.
"That's it?" Nonon thought as she looked at the paper. "That's flippin' nothing.". However, without any reservations, she breezed through penning her write up on the music club's activities, stood up, approached Mako's desk, placed the paper onto it, uttered the word, "Finished." and left the room.
"Have a nice day, Nonon-chan!" Mako told her as she saw her leave the room.
A minute after Nonon left school, a young man with wild periwinkle colored hair wearing a white suit stood up and approached Mako's desk, ready to put the paper down. However, right when he was about to place the paper on the desk, a familiar looking black katana blade popped out from behind said desk, which caught him completely off-guard.
"Sit your fucking ass back down!" Ryuko growled at the man as she stood up, pointing Bakuzan at him.
Without even trying to reply, the man quickly stumbled back to his seat as Ryuko stood up, put her sword back into its sheath and planted it onto the ground, holding onto the handle like it was a lever.
"Alright, fuckers. Here's the deal." Ryuko told the club presidents as she stood in front of the room. "I've gathered you all here to make an offer none of you can refuse."
Everyone quietly looked at Ryuko without even uttering a single word as she talked to them. She then pulled out a paper with Satsuki's face on it, pierced it against the wall with a knife and added, "I'm recruiting everyone single one of you to take down this sack of shit that calls her Satsuki Matoi. Since day one, she's been a cancerous thorn in my side and its about time I finally wipe her retarded ass manface off of this planet. She will not be an easy target for you all to squash but that's why I have taken the extra step to supply you all with some life fibers, courtesy of REVOCS, to help your asses out in this mission.". As soon as she mentioned the life fibers, Maiko Ogure entered the room with two wooden boxes, set them onto a table and opened them up, revealing them to be jammed pack full of life fibers. Ryuko then pointed her sword towards Henry and told him, "Transfer student! You and the film club will spearhead this operation due to how incredibly sadistic you sick fucks you can be."
"Heh heh heh. Much obliged, prez." Henry cackled as he pulled a cigarette out of his leather jacket, though he noticed he forgot his lighter, which he then looked back at Ryuko and asked her, "Got a light?"
"Ms. Ogure. You have the honor to light up the transfer student's cigarette." Ryuko ordered Maiko as she pulled her cigarette lighter out and handed it over to her. Maiko then turned the lighter on and nudged it towards, which Henry then ignited his cigarette and began smoking it.
"What about the rest of us, President Kiryuin?" a short man dressed like he works in a garden as he sat next to another man of similar height and attire.
"Mr. Yaguruma, if the transfer student and the film club fail to eliminate Satsuki Matoi, the rest of you will take her on head first and use everything you got against her." Ryuko replied as she continued to look at all of the club presidents with slight disdain.
"And what if that plan backfires?" the other man in garden work attire asked the school president in a concerned tone.
"My administration will think of another plan of action in case the rest of you fail too, Mr. Uwabami." Ryuko responded as she lifted her sword back up and pointed it towards the boxes full of life fibers. "With that said, stand up and form a line so you all can get your own life fibers for the grueling task ahead of us tomorrow, shit lords. I'm counting on you."
All of the remaining club presidents then formed a line and were given their own individual life fiber as Maiko told them, "Tomorrow morning, when you get ready, poke a hole into your favorite shirt or pants, shove the life fiber into said hole and watch as your piece of clothing become a harbinger of sheer power."
"Ryuko-chan, what did you mean by your administration?" Mako asked her friend as they watched the club presidents obtain their life fibers and leave the room.
"You and Ms. Ogure, silly." Ryuko laughed in response to Mako's question, briefly peeling off her usually grumpy attitude to show a considerably nicer side that is a rare sight for many except a scant few in her inner circle.
The following morning, Satsuki and Nonon arrived at Honnoji, acting like it's just another average day as usual. They then met up with Gamagoori, Inu and Iori, who were awaiting at the campus courtyard, which Satsuki and Nonon then immediately joined up with them.
"So did you ever figure out the deal with that fake head of that Jiro guy you used to hang out with?" Satsuki asked Inu as they and the others slowly walked towards the main building.
"Yeah. It took me almost an entire month to examine it but I finally discovered how he and Maiko Ogure made it." Inu replied as he was fiddling around with an iPad. "According to my calculations, they got the parts to build it from Tabuchi ArmsTech of all things. Had it not been constructed out of materials provided by them, nor had Maiko implemented some downright cruel and complex firewalls into its AI chip, I would've been able to get all of it examined inside and out."
"Maiko sure as heck loves her firewalls and whatnot." Satsuki replied back as she and the others passed by various fellow school mates.
However, right before the reached the main building, a fellow student ran up to Satsuki and asked, "Ms. Matoi, how you're doing this morning?"
"Pretty dandy." Satsuki lightly chuckled as she stood alongside her group of friends.
"Have you ever considered appearing in a movie, Ms. Matoi?" the girl added as she leaned back and forth while standing.
"A movie? Sure." Satsuki replied while smiling. "What kind of movie are we talking about?"
"Oh it's just some kind of avant-garde project the film club is in the middle of making to show around amateur film festivals around the country." the girl explained as she pushed her right hand against her chin.
"Say...can my friends be in this movie too?" Satsuki kindly asked the girl.
"Sorry, we just need you, Satsuki Matoi." the girl replied, declining the girl in the white school uniform's request. "Perhaps the next time we need actors on another project, we'll consider having your entire group appear in it."
"Oh okay then." Satsuki responded with a look of disappointment on her face, though Nonon and the others start to suspect something suspicious about the girl's plan. "So when do you need me?"
"Right about now, Satsuki Matoi. Just follow me." the girl told her, which Satsuki then nodded back and followed the girl to their destination. Although Nonon and the others wanted to tell Satsuki that this might be a trap, they decided not to since they know Satsuki can totally hold on her own in case their suspicion turns out to be true.
After leaving her friends behind, Satsuki arrived at a building that is usually reserved for extracurricular activities after school. The girl that she followed then stepped right up to the entrance door, opened it and told her, "Come inside, Satsuki Matoi. Don't want to keep the director waiting."
Without any reservations, Satsuki entered the building, only for the girl to shut the door on her and lock it, leaving Satsuki in complete darkness.
"Hah. I knew this was going to happen." Satsuki spoke out, completely unfazed by being tricked. "Are you in here, Ryuko Kiryuin? I know you're responsible for this silliness, wherever you are. Just go ahead and show yourself so you can save yourself from any more embarrassment."
Despite calling Ryuko out, the lights then turned on in the building, revealing Film Club President Henry Thompson and his circle of friends, who all happen to standing in front of Satsuki, all while a camera operator is seen filming it all.
"Well well well. It's about time we met in person, Satsuki Matoi." Henry told Satsuki as two ladies standing by him were seen putting on creepy looking transparent masks. "I've heard many, many things about you and your friends in my short time being here."
"Lemme guess? You're that American that transferred here two and a half weeks ago." Satsuki replied as she realized who she's talking to. "For someone who's only been here for so long, you sure as heck talk like some kinda big shot."
"That's what happens when you get on President Kiryuin's good side whereas you have been nothing but fucking herpes to her since you've arrived here." Henry replied back while grinning as he tugged on his leather jacket.
"Dude, spare the childish insults. That won't help you out much."
"Nah, Satsuki. My insults aren't going to do shit in helping me and my film club pals kick your motherfucking ass but our clothes will!" Henry yelled out as his fellow members of the film club generated some sharp objects out of their clothes. Henry himself, on the other hand, put on an oversized white mask that resembled the face of an ancient greek statue, ripped his clothes off, revealing bright red straps attached to a red speedo and picked up a machine gun, which prompted him to start shooting it like a maniac.
"Ready for a fight, Junketsu?" Satsuki asked her kamui as she grabbed onto the lever on her glove.
"As always." he replied, which Satsuki then pulled said lever, activating Junketsu's combat form. She then pulled her scissor blade out and began spinning it around, deflecting the bullets coming out of Henry's machine gun, much to his annoyance.
Henry then stopped firing his machine gun and shouted out, "Girls! Gut that fucking slut like she's a goddamn fish!" as he stepped back to conserve ammunition.
The masked girls then charged at Satsuki, both wielding funky looking knives. The first one, who's mask looked like the face of an old lady, began taking swipes at Satsuki, only for her to deflect the attacks with her scissor blade. However, this didn't last long as the scissor blade swatted the knives so hard, it knocked them out of the woman's hands, which was followed by Satsuki smacking her with the dull side of her scissor blade, sending her crashing into a nearby wall.
The other girl, who's mask looks like the face of a downright creepy woman, launches herself towards Satsuki, armed with rusty, bloodstained meat cleavers. Satsuki and the girl then locked horns via their weapons, which prompted the girl to lean her face towards Satsuki's and sarcastically tell her, "Don't hate me because i'm pretty."
"Bold words for someone who hides her face!" Satsuki shouted back, which she then headbutted the masked girl, cracking the girl's mask and knocking her unconscious in the process.
With his girls taken out, Henry ran towards Satsuki and began swinging the machine gun around like a baseball bat, trading blows and clashing their weapons against each other. However, before Henry could manage to actually touch Satsuki, his machine gun was suddenly split into two through the sheer force and raw power of the blue colored scissor blade.
"Aw fuck!" Henry yelled as he realized he's been rendered completely defenseless. He then got on his knees, shoved his arms out and begged, "C'mon Satsuki Matoi. I got nothing personal against you. Just please...leave my ass alone."
Satsuki then took Henry's mask off, told him as she was smirking, "Neither do I, dude." and kicked him in the face, knocking him down onto the ground.
The camera man then noticed that the others have been dealt with, turned it towards Satsuki and popped the lens off. A geyser of fire then began to emit out of where the lens originally was, heading towards Satsuki like a demon straight out of the bowels of hell. She then pushed her blade towards the flame and bared through the scorching inferno without much of a scratch. Once the flames passed by, Satsuki ran up to the camera, chopped it up into little pieces, smashed the camera man in the face with the handle of her scissor blade and clobbered him with her right knee.
With the film club completely taken out, Satsuki spun her scissor blade and ran down a hallway, telling herself, "Ryuko Kiryuin, you clever jerk. Siccing out the film club on me to do your dirty work. How much lower can you go?". However, she then stopped at a grinding halt when she saw the biology club president standing in the middle of the hallway, now with the left half of his head reduced to just being a skull.
"What happened to you, dude?" Satsuki sincerely asked the two faced man. "Looks like you've been in a bit of a rough patch as of late."
"No need to ask me about what i've been through, Satsuki Matoi." the biology club president replied with a sinister grin. "The only person you need to worry about is yourself."
Satsuki then began to feel something climbing on her back, which she then reached towards it with her left hand, only to feel absolutely nothing out of the ordinary. However, right as she started to aim her sword towards the biology club president, Satsuki felt a very strong force wrap around her neck, trying to choke the life out of her.
"You see, Satsuki Matoi. Me and my biology club friends have created the ultimate beings to help our beloved school president to put you in your place. None of us may be able to see them but we like to refer them as...fiends without faces." the biology club president laughed as he watched Satsuki's complexion turn to a slight shade of purple, coughing up a storm.
"Satsuki Matoi, I can see this beast." Junketsu told her as he saw something that resembled a spinal cord wrapped around Satsuki's neck. "Just shove your blade against your back."
Without any question, Satsuki quickly stabbed the seemingly empty void behind her, which, much to her surprise, resulted in her hearing a loud, high pitched shriek, followed by the scissor blade and her backside being plastered in some kind of fluid. She pulled the blade back and much to her surprise, saw a monster that resembled a human brain impaled onto her scissor blade.
"Hey, man. I think I just gave this experiment of yours a real migraine." Satsuki sarcastically quipped as she showed the biology club president the deceased creature.
"SHUT UP! SHUT UP!" the biology club president screamed, which he then kicked open a nearby cage, letting the rest of his club's monstrous creations roam free and attack Satsuki.
"Brace yourself, Satsuki Matoi." Junketsu warned her as he saw a swarm of the brain creatures make their way towards them. "Just follow my lead and we'll take care of these parasites in no time."
Satsuki then raised her blade, ready to strike upon command, which Junketsu then told her, "Strike at your left", resulting on her swinging her sword in said direction, cutting several more brain creatures in several gory chunks. Junketsu then spotted several more of the gray matter creatures and told Satsuki, Now strike at your right.".
She then turned towards her right, extended her blade back and swung it, immediately piercing through the tender flesh of the bizarre creatures and covering much of the floor in their blood.
The biology club president then backed away from Satsuki, turned his head towards his left shoulder and yelled, "Guys! THROW THE CHEMICALS!".
Several young men and women dressed in lab coats, as well as sporting the same half skin half skull motif with their heads, appeared from out of the shadows and tossed jars filled up with a glowing green liquid towards Satsuki, who quickly jumped away from where she was standing and towards the lesser members of the biology club. She then extended her blade back, made it turn into its decapitation mode and cut through all of their clothes, reducing said clothing into dust which sent them all flying onto the ceiling.
SEN-I-SOSHITSU
Right after she dealt with the other members of the biology club, Satsuki began approaching the club president, which sent chills down his spine. Despite that, he pulled a pistol out and shouted, "You make a move or i'll nlow your fuc...", only for Satsuki to swat the pistol out of his hand and tear up his clothes with her scissor blade, again in decapitation mode.
SEN-I-SOSHITSU
Like his contemporaries in the biology club, he flew into the ceiling and fell down onto a pile full of them, all knocked out cold.
Having taken care of the film and biology clubs, Satsuki continued down the building, only to run into a massive group of many of the other clubs on the campus, all ready to tear her apart from limb to limb. Although they all expected to see Satsuki's confidence to have deterioriated a bit upon seeing them, but instead she simply smiled and casually walked towards them. Despit their initial confusion, the group made a mad dash towards Satsuki, ready to beat her black and blue.
Outside, another set of doors were seen that acted as the building's rear exit. Several grunts and loud thuds were then heard as the doors began to violently shake and pulsate back and forth. Several seconds later, the doors burst open and out came a large gob of nude bodies, pouring out like a stream of water, followed by Satsuki casually walking out of the building, brushing dust off of her and Junketsu while nonchalantly acting like she dealt with totally nothing of note.
SEN-I-......ehhhhhh...Soshitsu
"Man I feel bad for dispatching these guys like i'm part of a clean up crew." Satsuki told Junketsu as they began making their way into a garden. "But on the other hand, they kinda deserve no sympy from me for being in cahoots with Ryuko Kiryuin."
"You could say that again." Junketsu laughed back, being amused by his wearer's easy going demeanor towards fighting.
However, Satsuki then accidentally stepped on a gorgeous looking rose with her right foot all while Kusanosuke Yaguruma and Kusatao Uwabami were seen standing several inches away from her. The former looked at Satsuki and screamed, "You ruined my beautiful rose!"
"Hey man, i'm sorry about that." Satsuki sincerely replied as she lifted her foot up and saw the mangled rose on the ground. "I'm being serious, buddy. I had no intention of killing that defenseless plant.
"Too late, bitch!" Kusatao sneered as he tossed his watering can aside. He then turned his head towards Kunsanosuke and shouted, "SUMMON PLANTHULHU!", which prompted his friend to pull out a glass capsule full of a neon blue fluid and throw it onto the dirt, resulting in the goo being released to seep into the earth beneath them.
Suddenly, their surroundings got dark as a rain storm sporadically generated in the middle of a fairly warm morning and the ground began to shake. Satsuki then looked at Junketsu and told him, "This change of weather is rather abrupt."
"Satsuki Matoi. Something big is coming. Be ready for it." Junketsu told her as the gardeners made a run for it.
Satsuki then extended her scissor blade back and attempted to go after the gardeners but out of nowhere, several vines came spitting out of the dirt and wrapped around her legs, preventing her from moving.
"The heck did we just find ourselves in? A friggin' tentacle hentai?!" Satsuki sarcastically told her kamui as the vines' clutches grew tighter. Despite that, she quickly got them off of her with the help of her scissor blade and continued onto chasing after the gardeners, which ended up being short lived as a gigantic plant beast burst out of the ground, completely catching her off guard.
The monster, which was a freakish melding of alligator, dinosaur and plant, let out a haunting, bone chilling scream as soon as it caught a glimpse of Satsuki.
"I know Ryuko Kiryuin wants my head on a silver platter but this is ridiculous." Satsuki told Junketsu as drool started to dribble out of the massive plant monster's jaws.
"Could it be that you, Satsuki Matoi, is not confident in taking a giant monster down?" Junketsu sarcastically asked her since he's not used to hearing his wearer have reservations over taking on a threat.
"Nope." Satsuki smirked back as she extended her scissor blade towards her right shoulder. "This overgrown weed shouldn't be much of a problem to take care of."
She then knelt back and jumped, launching herself towards the gigantic plant monster, ready to make a salad out of it. However, right before she could jump onto it, the beast smacked her away with its tentacle like vibe, sending her crashing back into the ground. Upon hitting the ground, the sheer impact of both the attack and Satsuki's landing left a sizable crater in the shape of her body.
"That...didn't quite pan out so well as I thought it would." Satsuki told Junketsu as she slowly stood up and got out of the crater.
"Hah! I knew you would be no match for Planthullu!" Kusanosuke laughed as he watched Satsuki seemingly get over matched by his and his fellow garden club leader.
"Man, we're gonna be looked at as goddamn gods in President Kiryuin's eyes when this is over with." Kusatao added as he high fived his friend.
"You dudes are soooo confident that you'll be the ones that can end me!" Satsuki chuckled as she pointed her scissor blade towards them in spite of looking a bit scratched and bruised up. She then told Junketsu, "Alright buddy. It's time to get...a little messy.", leaned her scissor blade back and ran towards the plant monster.
The creature, having seen Satsuki regain her energy, attempted to smack her away with its tentacle vines again but instead witnessed her amputating them as soon as they got close to her. She then jumped right towards the beast's chest, stabbed it with her scissor blade and made a fairly deep incision that made an opening for her.
"The hell is she going to do?!" Kusatao stammered as the sight he's currently witnessing.
Without any hesitation, Satsuki then jumped inside the plant monster, which it then began to panic a bit, realizing that something is inside it. It tried to puke Satsuki out, but it ended up being a failed effort as the creature's stomach began to violently pulsate. In a split second, Satsuki then came bursting out of the plant monster, completely doused in goopy green slime.
Both gardeners then looked completely horrified as they saw Satsuki landing onto the ground, having killed their precious creature. They tried to run away but instead ran into Satsuki, who had managed to catch up with them in the opposite direction.
"Going somewhere, boys?" Satsuki sarcastically asked the gardeners as she had a mischievous grin on her face and was holding onto her scissor blade, which is, once more, in its decapitation mode configuration.
SEN-I-SOSHITSU
A few seconds later, the sight of the gardeners reduced to their birthday suits being launched in the air was seen in the reflection of some binoculars. The person, who turned out to be Ryuko Kiryuin, lowered them and had an expression of sheer rage in her face, threw the binoculars onto the ground and yelled, "THIS IS BULLSHIT! NOT A SINGLE FUCKING MEMBER OF THOSE PISSANT SCHOOL CLUBS COULD DO IT!"
"Calm down, Ryuko-chan." Mako calmly told her friend as she was sitting on a chair next to her. "I'm sure you'll eventually sort this out."
"Shut the fuck up, Mako!" Ryuko sneered back as she began to pace around the room. "Call Maiko. I like to have a word with her."
"What do you want, Ryuko?" Maiko asked her a few minutes after her presence was requested.
"How's that power suit of yours?" Ryuko replied as she was seen standing in front of a window. "Did you do any repairs to it after your previous encounter with Satsuki Matoi?"
"Yes, Ryuko. I spent much of my free time during the past month upgrading it." Maiko replied back while smirking.
"Good. I need you to use it and rip that fucking bitch Satsuki's heart out!" Ryuko yelled out as she turned around and looked right into Maiko's eyes.
"Whatever you say." Maiko nodded back and made her way to the door. However, before she could leave, Ryuko threw Bakuzan at the door and added, "Save it for tomorrow.", which Maiko then shrugged back and left the office.
The following morning, Satsuki and company again arrived at Honnoji as usual. As Satsuki passed by a puddle of water, she noticed two unusually large gaps in it which sent off some warning signals in her.
"What's the matter, Satsuki?" Nonon asked as she saw her friend pull her scissor blade out.
"Shhhh. We're not alone." Satsuki replied, smirking as she extended her sword back and swung it towards the seemingly empty void above the puddle.
However, her attack was immediately deflected by an invisible blade, confirming Satsuki's suspicions.
The invisible person then locked its blade against Satsuki's and kicked her in the chest, sending her hurling towards a wall. Thankfully, this wasn't enough to disarm or harm the long haired beauty, who quickly got back onto her feet.
With the illusion compromised, the figure walked out of the puddle and disabled its stealth camo, revealing the attacker to be Maiko, who's wearing a refined, sleeker looking version of her cybernetic armor.
"I see you made a few changes to that suit of yours, Maiko Ogure." Satsuki inquired as she saw her enemy's getup. "Still, I don't think it's still enough to make that spawn of Rockman X and Kamen Rider outfit capable of striking me and Junketsu down."
"Hah! That's why I prepared myself and made a new addition to this suit's arsenal of your life's destruction." Maiko laughed as the armor on the lower right arm retracted its wrist blade and replaced it with a cannon that covered her entire right hand. She then planted her left hand onto it and began charging it.
Satsuki quickly realized what Maiko was doing and pushed her scissor blade out in an attempt to deflect much of the hand cannon attack as possible. Maiko then shot a sickly blue fireball out of her cannon, which Satsuki's blade was able to withstand the blast, preventing herself from taking any damage. The aggressive velocity of the cannon attack, however, sent her flying into a wall, leaving behind a bit of a crack in it as she slid onto the ground.
"Satsuki!" Nonon and the others shouted as they saw their friend taken out.
"Step aside, you shits!" Maiko growled at Satsuki's friends as she started to pass by them. "President Kiryuin doesn't want you all to interfere with her plans to make an example out of your precious friend Satsuki Matoi.". She then turned her head towards Nonon, grabbed a hold of her shirt and added, "Especially a traitor to the Kiryuin Conglomerate like you, Nonon Jakuzure!"
"Can't call me a traitor when Lady Kiryuin betrayed my love of music." Nonon snickered back, which got a bit of a rise out of Maiko, who quickly switched her right arm's weapon back to the wrist blade but before she could strike, Gamagoori back handed her with his left hand, launching her into the air and crash landing through the same building that was the location of yesterday's brawl.
"I bet that felt good." Nonon told Gamagoori after he impulsively prevented her from getting hurt, though she's capable enough of handling herself in the heat of battle.
"Yeah, it kinda did." Gama replied as he let out a light laugh and brushed off some tiny broken pieces of Maiko's armor off his hand. He then turned around to help Satsuki up but saw she wasn't there anymore.
"Dammit, Satsuki Matoi. I hate it when you do that.".
"Man, you should be used to that by now." Nonon smirked back as she patted him on the back.
Inside the building of the fight that happened the day before, Maiko was seen laying on a pile of debris. She got back onto her feet and noticed that some of her high tech armor received some damage after she got struck by Gamagoori's attack.
"Damn. After all those repairs and upgrades I put into it, someone just couldn't resist fucking my precious armor up again." Maiko groaned as she stretched her arms and checked to see if the armor on her arms suffered much damage, which, much to her relief, wasn't the case.
However, before she could do anything, a blue, black and white flash of colors came running towards her, which she reacted to by extracting her wrist blade out and extending her right arm out towards the blinding aura of colors.
Much to her surprise, when she stopped the colors in its tracks, Maiko found herself faced to face with Satsuki Matoi, who's now wearing her kamui in its combat form and their respective weapons were tensely locked against each other in mortal coil.
"Ooooh. Now we can finish off what we were doing a good month ago, Satsuki Matoi." Maiko maliciously told her opponent as she looked into her eyes.
"Likewise." Satsuki replied, sounding far more calm and level headed than the person opposite her. She then pulled her scissor blade away from Maiko's wrist blade and began exchanging blows and attacks with her, none of which made any significant impact.
"Feeling a little rusty, Satsuki Matoi? You sure look like it." Maiko laughed as the blue and black haired woman was seemingly incapable of getting the upper hand in this stalemate.
"That's what you think." Satsuki laughed back and kicked Maiko in the chest with her right foot. Even with her protective armor on, the sheer blunt impact of the high heel boot that's a part of Junketsu was strong enough to take the wind out of her sails, bringing Maiko down to her knees.
"You bitch!" Maiko angrily yelled as she switched out the wrist blade for the hand cannon. She then aimed it at Satsuki and shot out several small, speedy blasts that the kamui wearing wise cracker effortlessly dodged in exceedingly comical ways, all of which successfully got on Maiko's nerves.
"So about that thing you said about me being a bit rusty, Maiko Ogure." Satsuki sarcastically told her opponent as she continued to avoid the rapid fire hand cannon blasts. "Is that argument still holding any water for you?"
"SHUT! THE! FUCK! UP!" Maiko screamed as she stopped shooting out quicker yet weaker blasts and began to charge up a much more powerful attack in a desperate attempt to swiftly kill Satsuki off, even if the resulting blast makes Maiko accidentally commit suicide in the process.
"Satsuki! Now's a good time to activate decapitation mode" Junketsu barked at her as he nervously watched the charging hand cannon blast grow at a disturbingly fast rate. "We can use it to dissipate Maiko Ogure's cannon blast she's charging up."
"Good idea, Junketsu." Satsuki told her kamui, agreeing with his suggestion. "Even though Maiko's armor has zilch life fibers, i'm sure it'll avert quite the disaster that's waiting to happen."
"Exactly what I had in mind."
In a few short seconds, Satsuki made her scissor blade reconfigure itself into its second, scythe like form and extended it away from her chest, hoping that she can prevent getting blown up by and stop the steadily charging shot dead in its tracks.
As Maiko continued to charge up her hand cannon, smoke began to emit from her armor and a computerized voice informed, "Warning! Warning! You power suit is overheating! Prolonged hand cannon charging may result on this user's self-termination!"
"Oh fuck off!" Maiko scoffed at her armor's AI interface and continued to charge the blast. Her armor then began to crack a bit as the energy being emitted from the hand cannon became so big, it lit up the entire building with a sickly blue hue. The lenses in Maiko's helmet then cracked and she started to clench her teeth together as she felt a mild burning sensation on her skin.
With the electronics inside her armor going haywire, Maiko finally stopped charging her hand cannon and shot out an enormous blast that was comparable to a comet. However, much to her shock, Satsuki's scissor blade was able to firmly stop the blast. Despite feeling the aggressive pressure of the blast, Satsuki managed to change its momentum and smack it right back towards Maiko, who's eyes widen in sheer horror as she saw it fly back towards her. The blast then furiously hit Maiko, completely shattering her armor and sent her hurling out of the building, all while she let out an agonizing scream of terror.
SEN-I-SOSHITSU
"Uhhh...I thought we were going to cut through the blast and destroy her armor ourselves, Junketsu?" Satsuki asked her kamui, utterly puzzled by how her use of her scissor blade's decapitation mode went down.
"Me too, Satsuki Matoi." Junketsu stammered back, sounding every bit as confused. "I guess the scissor blade's decapitation mode was strong enough to deflect the shot and send it back to Maiko Ogure."
"I just hope she didn't suffer third degree burns all across her body." Satsuki added, having some concerns over her attack doing some long term physical damage to Honnoji Academy's head of security. "I'd hate to be the person responsible for changing a person's life for the worse."
"I'm postivie Maiko Ogure is going to be just fine." Junketsu replied, sounding less worried than his wearer. "I swear I saw the uniform disintergate when she was in mid-air."
"If that's the case..." Satsuki replied back as she then changed her worried facial expression and tone into a more loose, mischevious one. "...it should send Ryuko Kiryuin quite the message to her thick headed skull."
"Ryuko-chan! What happened to Maiko-chan?" Mako asked as she sat in her friend's office, fiddling with a typewriter for some reason.
"Murdering that fucking bitch Satsuki Matoi's ass." Ryuko viciously groaned as she stood in front of a window. "...or at least I assume she is."
Immediately after Ryuko made her assumption, Maiko came crashing through the window and collided with her school president, knocking them both onto the floor. However, the collision wasn't strong enough to render Ryuko unconscious. She then got up and saw Maiko, who was reduced to her birthday suit and had a slight red hue to her skin, obviously a tell tale sign of her receiving very minor burns from her failed stunt.
After she stepped away from Maiko, who was laying on the floor, completely out of it, Ryuko looked out the window and saw Satsuki smiling and waving.
"Is this really the best you can do, Ryuko Kiryuin?" Satsuki sarcastically asked her rival as she leaned against her scissor blade, which was pierced into the ground. "For someone who wants to spill my blood all over yourself, you sure as heck are doing a pretty poor job at trying.".
"Ryuko. If you want me to shut her up, I can easily do the..." Sanageyama told his girlfriend as he sat on a leather couch in the office, watching his significant other become extremely angered for fairly petty reasons.
"Uzu, baby. Please shut up." Ryuko groaned back in a slightly less aggressive tone than usual. "This is not your battle."
"C'mon, Ryuko. Just let me handle this." Sanageyama replied, aggravated by his girlfriend's thick headed attitude.
"No. Just don't." Ryuko yelled back, sounding like some fatigue is starting to set in.
"Ryuko-chan! What is Honnoji Academy's address?" Mako shouted at her friend as she was holding onto her cellphone. "Maiko-chan looks like she really needs an ambulance.". However, Ryuko was so annoyed by everything going on around her, she yanked the cellphone out of Mako's hands and threw it towards Satsuki out the window. Although it did hit her in the face, it did absolutely no damage to her at all, instead resulting in her rival laughing off Ryuko's pitiful attempt at retaliation.
While Ryuko's face began to turn volcanic red, she immediately noticed her boyfriend standing several inches away from her rival and screamed out, "OH WHAT THE FUCK!"
"So you must be Ryuko Kiryuin's boyfriend." Satsuki inquired as she saw him standing close to her. "I really like to know what you see in her."
"Satsuki Matoi. I know you and Ryuko don't see eye to eye but please trust me." Sanageyama replied in a fairly concerned, serious tone. "She may act like a real bitch most of the time but I know the real Ryuko Kiryuin."
"The one that you sleep with on any given chance?" Satsuki bluntly replied back, laughing a little. "That's what Nonon told me when she was associated with the Kiryuin Conglomerate."
Taken aback by Satsuki's deadpan response, Sanageyama reluctantly pulled a long green bandana out of one of his jacket's pockets, wrapped it against his eyes, unsheathed a wooden katana and pointed it towards his girlfriend's rival.
"Huh. I never took you as someone who liked to fight blind." Satsuki inquired as she watched Uzu prepare for battle. She then pulled her scissor blade out of the ground and added, "Whatever, i'm sure that handicap means i'll have an easier time fighting you."
"Don't be so sure of that, Satsuki Matoi." Sanageyama calmly replied as he continued to stand still, ready to attack at any minute. "Just because I have absolutely no bad blood towards you doesn't mean i'm going to take you lightly in a fight. Neither should you."
"Heh. It's nice to see someone who actually gives a darn about their fighting tools of the trade." Satsuki dryly replied back, still not taking Uzu completely seriously, though she did admire his earnest attitude towards combat. She then lifted her scissor blade in the air and lunged towards him, ready to trade blows with him. However, she then felt a rapid succession of blows to her limbs, all accompanied by Sanageyama shouting out three specific words, all in a focused, dead serious tone.
"HEAD!"
The first attack was a clubby blow to the top of Satsuki's head. Though it wasn't harsh enough to give her any health threatening damage, it did sting like a S.O.B.
"BODY!"
The second attack went straight to Satsuki's chest. Again, not the worst attack she's felt in her journey so far but it did make her heart skip a few beats and threw her into a brief but scratchy coughing fit.
"WRIST!"
The third and final attack went right into Satsuki's wrist. Both of them. These were easily the most pain inducing of them all up to this point, easily comparable to a religious icon's rosie palms getting impaled by rusty, oversized thumb tacks. Maybe this was what a long deceased British rock and roll icon was thinking of when he sang, "A dig in the ribs and then a kick in the head." way back in 1974. This particular attack was so painful, it successfully managed to knock the scissor blade out of Satsuki's clutches.
"How? How the heck were you able to do that?" Satsuki confusingly muttered as she dizzily stumbled around and clumsily picked her scissor blade back up.
"When I close my eyes, I can sense the world in its entirety. Front and behind mean nothing to me." Sanageyama replied as he continue to stand in front of Satsuki like if he did not move a single muscle during his attacks.
"Then why don't you sew your eyes shut?" Satsuki asked him in a somewhat condescending way. "If you're freakishly powerful when you shut your eyes, wouldn't closing them permanently be the logical thing to do?"
"If I had my eyes sewed shut, it would rob me of seeing my lovely Ryuko's perky tits get hard when we pleasure each other." Sanageyama responded, which immediately made the entire situation extremely awkward.
"Dude. That was more information than I wanted." Satsuki stammered back as she got the mental image of Sanageyama making love with Ryuko Kiryuin, something she never wanted to see, let alone imagine.
With Satsuki caught off-guard, Sanageyama resumed his offense, repeating his rapid fire precision attack sequence.
"HEAD! BODY! WRIST!"
"HEAD! BODY! WRIST!"
"HEAD! BODY! WRIST!"
"Satsuki Matoi. This is ridiculous. How is this guy capable of executing all of this?" Junketsu asked her in a panicked stupor.
"I really, really don't know, Junketsu." Satsuki groaned back as Sanageyama comically beat her up like a pinball. "If only I knew about this nonsense ahead of time."
"HEADBODYWRISTHEADBODYWRISTHEADBODYWRIST!"
As Sanageyama continued his repetitious but successful attack pattern on Satsuki Matoi, Nonon and the others arrived, only to find their best friend getting beat up silly.
"Satsuki!" Nonon yelled as she saw her friend in sheer agony, even while wearing her kamui.
"I got this covered, Nonon Jakuzure." Gamagoori told the pink haired girl with a strong sense of confidence in his voice.
Gama then stepped away from the group and began approaching Satsuki in an attempt to help get out of this messy situation. However, he then heard Inumuta yell out, "Careful, Gamagoori. Whoever is beating the tar of Satsuki Matoi is one tricky son of a bitch."
"Hah hah hah! You don't need to worry about me, Inumuta. I'm still bigger than this trickster that you're talking about and that's all that matters!"
"Exactly, doggy." Nonon sarcastically chimed in, agreeing with Gamagoori's disagreement towards Inu's warning.
Gama then stomped towards Satsuki, caught a quick glimpse of Sanageyama and tried to knock his lights out, only for him to briefly do his series of attacks on him instead.
"HEADBODYWRISTHEADBODYWRISTHEADBODYWRIST!"
"Hang in there, froggy!" Nonon shouted as she pulled some hunting knives out of her purse and tossed them towards the extremely quick footed boyfriend of President Kiryuin. Much to her disappointment, Sanageyama effortlessly deflected all of the knives and sent them hurling towards Inumuta. Nonon suddenly caught on this, jumped towards Inu and knocked him onto the ground, preventing him from becoming a knife cushion.
"Next time you knock my ass down, Nonon, you should also try and protect my laptop too!" Inumuta groaned at her, annoyed that his laptop got scratched up a bit.
"Oh come on, doggy. I was just saving your life, dammit!" Nonon yelled back, disgusted that all he cares about is the condition of his laptop.
"I appreciate the help, Nonon, but remember. My laptop's safety is more important than me. Got that?"
Taken aback by Inu's obsessive devotion to his laptop, Nonon shook her head back and quietly replied, "Yes."
"HEADBODYWRISTHEADBODYWRISTHEADBODYWRIST!"
"Gamagoori, why haven't you stopped him from beating us up?" Satsuki asked her blonde haired friend as Sanageyama continued his attack pattern on both of them.
"He's moving too goddamn fast for me to get a clear shot at him." Gama shouted back.
"Just punch him. I'm sure you'll get in a lucky shot." Satsuki replied, trying her hardest to hide the pain she's in.
Despite some slight hesitations, Gamagoori pulled his right arm back and swung it towards Sanageyama, hoping for the best. Much to his relief, Gama's fist smashed right into Uzu's face, sending him tumbling down the ground as his momentum came to a crashing halt. He then got back up, readied his wooded sword again and told Gama, "So you want to fight too, big guy? I'm sure as hell ready to take you on as well.."
"UZU SANAGEYAMA! DIDN'T I FUCKING TELL YOU THIS IS NOT YOUR FUCKING FIGHT!?" Ryuko screamed at her boyfriend as she suddenly appeared behind him and ripped the bandana off of his face, which immediately got a funny reaction out of Nonon and the others.
"Ryuko baby, why?" Sanageyama whined back as his physics and logic defying abilities were completely stripped from him no sooner than someone snapping their fingers. "I was just having some fun with Satsuki Matoi and her friends."
"I don't give a flying fuck about that, Uzu. I told you to not ever, EVER get involved in my own personal matters, goddammit!" Ryuko yelled out, completely disgusted that her boyfriend disobeyed her request. "Now please get the fuck back inside, baby. Just for your own good."
Although he was completely frustrated by Ryuko's attitude, Sanageyama sighed in disappointment, replied, "Whatever." and walked back into the main building of the school.
"Holy shit! President Kiryuin just pussy whipped that monkey of a boyfriend!" Nonon laughed to herself having just witnessed Ryuko psychologically overpower her boyfriend.
"Yeah, that's kinda pathetic." Inumuta nodded back, agreeing with her.
Having seen Ryuko take her boyfriend out of the situation against his will, Satsuki muttered, "Huh. For someone who wants me dead, you sure as heck sabotaged your own little plan by forcing your lover to stop fighting."
"I didn't sabotage shit, Satsuki Matoi." Ryuko shouted back as she pulled Bakuzan out and pointed it towards her rival. "He was never meant to fight you."
"But why?" Satsuki replied, confused by Ryuko's questionable reason for not wanting Sanageyama to fight her battles. "He was doing something that everyone else you fetched to take me down has failed to do. Actually succeeding in beating me up."
"I don't fucking care that he was beating you up, Satsuki Matoi. He was never asked to do so, nor did I ever planned on asking him to lend me a hand. All that matters is that he has no relevance in my desires to see you die."
"But that's just stupid talk, Ryuko Kiryuin. You're far more clueless and aloof than I could even imagine. I mean, you eliminate the only chance you have at obtaining a definitive victory in favor of sending inferior forces out to their inevitable failure. I'm no expert of the battlefield myself but gee wiz, your incompetent views of make karaoke amateur hour look like studio professionals. If this wasn't real life, it would be really funny but no, its just downright depressing. You should be ashamed of yourself, Ryuko Kiryuin. Like, really, really ashamed of just about everything you do."
"What the hell is Satsuki saying?" Inumuta asked Nonon, having lost track of Satsuki's rambling diatribe towards President Kiryuin.
"I have no goddamn clue." Nonon replied, less surprised by Satsuki's semi-gibberish rant. "I think she's just high again."
"Isn't what you always say whenever Satsuki Matoi says something weird?" Gamagoori quipped back, alarmed by the amount of times Nonon theorized that some of the stranger things her friend has said is due to her love of marijuana. "If you ask me, that can't be any good."
"I suppose you're right." Nonon nodded, slightly agreeing with the tan skinned man that dwarfed her in sheer size. "Then again, I smoke hash too, but not nearly as much as Satsuki does."
"So are you done rambling about, Satsuki Matoi?" Ryuko groaned out, growing impatient.
"Uh...I could mention that..." Satsuki replied, happily ready to talk some more but she was then immediately cut off when Ryuko screamed back, "SILENCE! Tomorrow, i'm going to make sure I finish you once and for all. Since the other Honnoji student clubs couldn't do the trick and my head of security Maiko Ogure just put herself on sick leave, I have no choice but to ask my dearest friend to go out and embarrass the ever living fuck out of you.".
Ryuko then saw Mako entering the main courtyard, looking to see if the ambulance has arrived, pointed Bakuzan towards her and shouted, "MAKO! You will fight ugly ass Satsuki Matoi here tomorrow morning. I know you got that fighting spirit in you."
"WHAT?!" Mako yelled back, completely surprised that Ryuko is asking her to fight Satsuki. Suddenly, everything went dark and a spotlight surrounded her as she had her arms crossed against each other and sticking above her head, accompanied by an ethereal chorus shouting out, "HALLELUJAH!".
Like the last time she did this, Mako began doing some surreal, cartoonish poses as she told her friend, "Me?! Fight Satsuki-chan? How, how, how, how am I supposed to fight her?! The club presidents at Honnoji all fell in defeat, Maiko-chan burned herself when she fell and you refused Sanageyama-san to fight on your behalf, yet i'm your last resort to beating Satsuki-chan?! I don't, don't, don't, don't, don't know how I can?!"
"Don't worry, Mako." Ryuko calmly replied as she walked up and hugged her. "My mother will think of something. She always does."
"Wow. This is low. Low even for Ryuko Kiryuin's standards." Satsuki inquired as she watched the school president ask her best friend to fight her battles, which she found to be extremely hypocritical of Ryuko in light of what she did to her boyfriend when he tried to get himself involved in this rivalry.
"You shut the fuck up, Satsuki Matoi!" Ryuko yelled at her rival, pointing her katana towards her. "Hopefully this will be the last time you'll be a thorn on my side because after tomorrow, my vice president Mako Mankanshokou will beat the motherfucking shit out of your goddamn hideous ass face so badly, you'll have to eat through a fucking straw for the rest of your fucking life!"
"We'll see about that." Satsuki replied, smiling since she doubts Mako will even be a challenge compared to Sanageyama.
"Mom. Can you help me out with something?" Ryuko asked her mother as she entered her office at HQ.
"Why yes, sugar cube." Ragyo replied as she sat by her desk, drinking a glass of red wine as usual. "Just specify what it is and i'll get it done in no time."
"Can you have the grand couturier make one of those goku uniforms for Mako?" Ryuko replied back, which she then tossed a manga towards her manga as a reference point. "Give the American this book and have him use it as a reference point."
"Definitely, my darling sugar cube." Ragyo responded, totally on board with her daughter's request. "I'm sure this uniform will be a lot easier for our grand couturier to make than that...unfortunate waste of precious life fibers that first uniform ended up being."
"Thanks, mom." Ryuko told Ragyo and subsequently left her office, leaving the manga in her possession.
A half hour later, grand couturier Charlie Tapatío was seen looking at the manga as Ragyo, Ryuko and Mako were standing in front of him inside his workplace. He then slowly put the manga down, looked at his boss and yelled, "You gotta be fucking kidding me? This is the stupidest idea of a uniform i've ever seen."
Offended by his statement, Mako, who normally doesn't exert herself in these situations, got into Charlie's face and yelled, "WHAT?! This not a stupid idea of a goku uniform, grand couturier! This is how I want to look when I go beat up Ryuko-chan's rival tomorrow! I must, must, must, must have my goku uniform look like this!"
Completely bemused by Mako's request in spite of their visions clashing with each other, Charlie shrugged in defeat and replied, "Fine. I'll make your stupid goku uniform look like this. Happy?!"
"YAY! Thank you so, so, so, so, so, so much, grand couturier!" Mako happily yelled back, ecstatic that she'll get her goku uniform the way she envisioned it as she gave Charlie a bear hug that put quite a bit of strain of his back. She then jumped off and hopped her way out of the room, still blabbering on over her excitement even as her voice trailed away out of the room with her.
"Man, someone needs to reevaluate that girl's psyche." Charlie muttered, feeling a little unnerved after his encountered with Ryuko's eccentric friend.
"Ms. Mankanshokou is perfectly normal, Mr. Tapatío." Ragyo sternly replied as she was standing next to her daughter. "Then again, I only hired you for your hands, not your mouth."
Despite disliking what Ragyo told him, Charlie opted out of replying and just shook his head in agreement.
"Good. The less you talk, Mr. Tapatío, the better things are for everyone else."
The following morning, Satsuki and her group of friends arrived at Honnoji Academy, all feeling a strong sense of deja vu since the last few days started out this same exact way, followed by someone associated with the Kiryuin Conglomerate getting in a fight with Satsuki.
"Alright. Let's see who's gonna you now." Nonon told her friend as they and the boys stood in the courtyard, awaiting the same schtick as before.
Shortly after Nonon's quip, the group, as well as other people who attend the school, saw Mako Mankanshokou exit the main building, slowly making her way towards Satsuki and company. Unlike most of the time people have seen her in person, Mako now has a black leather jacket with red spikes hanging over a sleeveless white business shirt and a gray mid lengthh skirt, is wearing a black leather cap over her short brain hair, has shiny black getas strapped to her feet and is biting down on a green chewing straw, all of which is a part of her goku uniform made for her over the course of the evening before.
"Mankanshokou?!" Gamagoori stammered at the sight of her.
"Get a load of this shit." Nonon quipped as she saw Mako slowly approaching down the courtyard, looking far more serious than ever before.
"President Kiryuin has really gone off the deep end." Iori muttered at his friends. "This is just all kinds of wrong even for her."
"Hold on a second, guys. I think I can make a short order out of this obstacle." Satsuki told the others as she pulled her scissor blade out and approached Mako, completely unfazed. She then looked at the vice president and spoke, "Nice getup you got there, Mako Mankanshokou. I would recommend you to put your arms through that snazzy jacket's sleeves though. They look really awkward just hanging around you."
Rather than liking Satsuki's compliment, Mako instead replied to it by punching Satsuki in the face with her right hand, which was wearing a brass knuckle with her name on it, leaving behind a rather nasty look mark on Satsuki's right cheek.
"Oooooh. That had to hurt." Inumuta inquired as he saw the school vice president clobber the woman who saved his life in the face.
Mako then pulled out a spiked baseball bat and attempted to wait on Satsuki, who blocked all of the vice president's attacks with her scissor blade.
"Satsuki Matoi. Should we synchronize and get this out of the way?" Junketsu asked her, wondering why she hasn't activated his combat mode.
"It's not worth it." Satsuki quickly replied as she continued to block Mako's attacks. "We should save that in case Little Miss President herself finally faces me like a grown woman."
"Heh. We shall see." Junketsu lightly chuckled after his wearer's explanation of not synchronizing with him at this moment.
Mako then began to throw gold plated objects at Satsuki, which she was still able to easily deflect them, causing the school vice president to grow increasingly frustrated with her inability to hurt her best friend's rival.
"Why the heck aren't you fighting back, Satsuki-chan?! I wanna fight you!"
"I don't want to hurt you, Mako Mankanshokou." Satsuki calmly replied, unintentionally making the vice president look like a fool in the heat of battle. "And I have zero reason to even want to hurt you. I have absolutely no issues with you, Mako Mankanshokou. Just, stop trying to fight me and throw in the towel. This is absolutely unnecessary."
"But I must. Make. Ryuko-chan. HAPPY!" Mako frustratingly stammered out as she pulled out a long gold chain and wrapped it around Satsuki's torso in an attempt to squeeze the life out of her.
"Ugh. I don't like how this chain feels, Satsuki Matoi." Junketsu groaned as the grip of Mako's dirty, cold gold chain grew tighter on him. "Can't you do something about it?"
"Yeah. I suppose we do." Satsuki quickly replied as she felt as the chain put a lot of pressure on her breasts. She then clenched her left hand tight, pulled her entire left arm back and punched Mako in the face, which resulted in everything was she was doing grinding to a deathly halt.
The chain then fell off of Satsuki and Junketsu as Mako slumped down onto her knees like if the entire world came crashing down on her like a hydrogen bomb hitting a town. Tears began to drip out of her eyes as she looked at her hands, completely unsure of her own well being. While everyone around her looked relatively concerned at seeing the normally aloof, silly school vice president, Gamagoori in particular looked downright devastated at seeing her upset.
"RYUKO-CHAN, I'M SORRY! I CAN'T FIGHT! FORGIVE ME!" Mako cried as she quickly stood back up and took off running to the main building so she can return to the office.
"MAKO!" Gamagoori yelled as he extended his right arm out in an attempt to reach out to her, yet his effort was too little too late, though the others didn't quite catch on what he just did.
"Wow. I never expected that to happen." Junketsu inquired as he saw Mako take off running after getting punched once.
"I know what I did sucks, but it had to be done." Satsuki replied, sounding a bit more glum than usual due to her action resulting in a fairly unpleasant sight.
Having just saw her best friend and vice president completely give up fighting for her, Ryuko clenched her teeth together as she realized that she has no one left in her reserves to fight in her behalf. She then plopped down onto her chair, coming to the harsh realization that she has to either throw in the towel and admit defeat or finally get off her bum and fight Satsuki in person.
"Ryuko. If you need any help, I can go out there, shoot that Satsuki bitch in the head and get it over with." Maiko, who now has bandages wrapped around most of her body underneath her school uniform, asked her boss as soon as she saw how utterly horrified she now looks. "The doctor told me I just suffered first degree burns, so i'm completely out of the woods just yet."
"Don't...speak to me, Maiko Ogure." Ryuko replied in a very stoic tone as she coldly sat in a comfy leather chair. "Just...leave me be."
Although Maiko had the urge to reply, she felt a strong aura of rage emitting from her boss that subconsciously told her to leave the office and let her boss sulk all by herself. She then turned around and left the room, leaving Ryuko all by herself as all of the hatred within her steadily grew bigger and bigger by every single passing minute.
Several minutes later, Mako slowly entered Ryuko's office and although she was still rather shaken by her decision to forfeit her short lived fight with Satsuki Matoi, she also noticed how downright sinister and unwelcoming the office felt as soon as she got into it, as well as the bizarre sight of a leather chair rocking back and forth as Ryuko sat in it, looking extremely distressed and catatonic.
"Ryuko-chan. I'm so, so, so, so, so sorry about what I did to you." Mako apologized to her friend as she dried her face off with one of the sleeves of her jacket. "I honestly don't mind fighting, but I see no, no, no, no reason to fight Satsuki-chan. As much as she has embarrassed you on the first day of school, she hasn't really done anything else that shows her being the unlikeable monster you claim she is."
Not wanting to hear anyone talk to her, let alone her best friend, Ryuko gravelly growled out, "Shut up Mako. Just...go home and leave me be."
"But why, Ryuko-chan? Why do you have to keep acting like such a sour puss sometimes?"
"Just...fuck off and leave me alone, Mako Mankanshokou.".
Shocked by Ryuko's outright cold, haunting attitude, Mako quietly turned around and, like Maiko before her, left Ryuko alone to deal with her ever increasing rage and anger with how her feud with Satsuki is turning out.
Ryuko continued to quietly sit in her office, all by herself. Memories of the first day of the school year began to flow through her head, mainly those pertaining to Satsuki Matoi calling out how her attitude that day greatly conflicted with how she's portrayed in the media and gossip magazines, as well as recollections of the increasing amount of failures in the rivalry that ensured after that day. She then subconsciously began to hear Satsuki's voice throughout the office, mocking her in every single way possible.
"Wow. Look at that stupid haircut you got. I'm surprised you even have a boyfriend with such ugly hair. At least my hair is something that can pleasure the eyes of men."
"For someone who likes to fancy herself as a person of great wealth and honor, you sure as heck like to wash it away with that cruddy attitude of yours."
"Ryuko Kiryuin, you're an embarrassment to everyone who's ever held the title of president...well...not everyone, but you get the point."
"It's not like I would stoop down to your level."
"Shut the fuck up, Satsuki Matoi! SHUT THE FUCK UP!" Ryuko screamed at the voices in her head, treating them like if they're actually in her presence.
Finally fed up with the insults, Ryuko got off the chair, picked it up and began to smash it against every single object as she screamed out some downright incompressible gibberish that largely consisted to her sheer hatred to the white kamui wearing stoner. She continued to rage on in her office, making it look like an utter disaster.
Having wrecked her office enough, Ryuko picked Bakuzan up and left her office to make her way to a nearby bathroom. She then found one, opened the door, entered it and shut the door behind her. She then set her sword down, approached a mirror and stared at it, getting a good look of her own face.
"I'm so damaged. I just lost my fucking confidence and my associates got their asses kicked. I dunno what i'm going to do, i've been smoking and drinking like crazy all week, i'm so fucked up. I'm fucking damaged, i'm so fed up with this Satsuki Matoi bitch. I need to know how to end it all. FUCK!" Ryuko yelled at the window, looking completely disgusted with herself. She then began to punch the mirror with her right fist, pretending that it's Satsuki's face. As the flesh of her hand made contact with the sharp broken glass, blood began to splatter onto her uniform. Since Senketsu is very much like Junketsu, he absorbed all of the blood Ryuko lost from her temper tantrum and started to tremble as his eyes dilated in utter terror.
"Ryuko Kiryuin. You're bleeding." Senketsu nervously told his wearer as she continued to get blood everywhere with each subsequent punch to the mirror. "You must stop! I can't...I can't handle the...delicious flavor of your blood."
"SHUT THE FUCK UP, SENKETSU!" Ryuko screamed back, not caring a single bit about his concerns. "I'M DEALING WITH ENOUGH BULLSHIT AS IS!"
"Please, Ryuko. Just please...GIVE ME MORE OF YOUR BLOOD! I MUST HAVE MORE! IT'S SO GOOD!" Senketsu yelled out, growing increasingly crazy over his sudden desire to drink more of Ryuko's blood. The right sleeve of the uniform then started to grow longer in an effort to get closer to the wound on Ryuko's hand and sucked on it.
"Stop it, Senketsu! Stop what you're doing! I demand you to stop it!" Ryuko shouted as Senketsu started to feel tight around her body and mysterious black tentacles sprouted out of him.
"GIVE ME MORE, RYUKO KIRYUIN! GIVE ME MORE!"
"NO! STOP IT!" Ryuko squealed as Senketsu squeezed against her body so tight, she was virtually unable to move. Her body then slumped onto the ground as Senketsu began to spread all over her body. Ryuko then started moaning in a way that could be interpreted as either a moan of sexual ecstasy or a moan of utter pain and agony. Giant bright lights and lightning then started to emit from where Ryuko was sitting and got brighter as she slowly stood back up, appearing to now wear a completely different outfit than before.
"WHAT. IS. THIS...UGGGGHHHHHHHHAAAHHHHGGHHHHHH...POWEEEERRRRRR!" Ryuko screamed off the top of her lungs as a huge surge of energy was sent flying through the bathroom, resulting in a massive explosion in the rooftop of the main building at Honnoji Academy.
Outside the school, Satsuki and the others noticed the explosion, which threw them off a bit at first but ultimately shrugged it off as typical Kiryuin shenanigans and continued to walk away from the school.
"Satsuki, I don't think there's any way Ryuko can match up to you now." Nonon told her friend as they and the rest of their inner circle sat inside a mom and pop noodle shop. "Let's just call this a victory meal."
"I like the sound of that." Satsuki replied as she chowed down on a beef and chicken noodle bowl. "A victory one month in the making."
As Satsuki and the others ate their food, several people outside saw a large fireball heading towards the street at an alarming rate. They all dodged out of the way right when it came colliding into the pavement, leaving behind a fairly nasty looking crater.
"The hell was that?!" Iori yelled as he and the others heard the explosion outside the noodle shop.
"Whatever it is, I don't think it's any bigger than me." Gamagoori sarcastically quipped, taking a huge pleasure in having such an abnormally large height and width.
"C'mon everyone. Let's check it out." Satsuki told the others as she stood up and pulled her scissor blade out, which everyone nodded back and followed her out of the noodle shop.
"Holy shit. Look at the size of that crater!" Nonon shouted as she and her friends saw what was left over from that explosion.
"According my calculations. Something life fiber related may have been responsible for making this." Inumuta told the others as he fiddled with his laptop.
"I'll take your word for it." Satuski replied as she leaned down towards the crater and got a good look of it.
"SATSUKI MATOI! PREPARE TO GET FUCKED!" a familiar voice screamed at the black and blue haired woman, which she then poked her head up and leaned it against her right shoulder. Much to her surprise, she saw Ryuko Kiryuin, who is now wearing a sleek black and red costume not unlike what Junketsu becomes when she synchronizes with him. Unlike Junketsu's combat form, Senketsu is now sporting two large black spikes that are a part of equally big shoulder pads that are attached to long black and red gloves that cover her entire arm and a chest piece that, unsurprisingly, sports a cleavage window that show off a good portion of Ryuko's breasts. She also happens to have a tiny black and red thong that only cover up so much of her nether regions and shows a good chunk of her buttocks, all attacked to red and black straps that extend up to her chest piece and down to her long black and red boots that also sport some weird frills that are on the top parts of her legs.
"Ryuko Kiryuin. I thought my synchronized outfit was delightfully scandalous but holy smokes, your synchronized outfit is almost too hot for flippin' TV!" Satsuki told her rival as soon as she got a good look at her new attire. "I wish my outfit looked like that!"
"Ooooh Satsuki. Don't make me blush." Junketsu replied in slight embarrassment as his cheeks turned into a pale shade of pink, which resulted in a rather strange sight for the uninitiated.
"SHUT THE FUCK UP, SATSUKI MATOI!" Ryuko yelled back as she unsheathed Bakuzan. "HOW IN THE LIVING FUCK COULD YOU EVEN DESIRE TO BE WEARING SUCH SHAMEFUL CLOTHING! IT'S FUCKING EMBARRASSING TO SHOW SO MUCH OF MY PRECIOUS BODY TO A BUNCH OF DISGUSTING, PERVERTED STRANGERS!"
"No it's not." Satsuki quipped back. "To me, that just shows you're insecure of yourself and lack way more self-esteem than I thought. Just be proud of your awesome body for goodness sake just like I am."
"LIKE I GIVE A FUCK ABOUT WHAT YOU THINK!" Ryuko screamed as she readied herself for a fight. "NONETHELESS, IT'S COMPLETELY IRRELEVANT NOW! TIME TO FUCKING DIE, YOU FUCKING UGLY ASS, MANFACED, BRUSHY EYEBROWED PIECE OF FUCKING SHIT!"
"Alright, Junketsu. It's showtime!" Satsuki told her kamui as she put her left hand on her glove's lever.
"Right on!" Junketsu yelled back, just as ready for a fight as his wearer is. However, right before Satsuki pulled the lever, he then remembered something and told her, "Since we're going up against another kamui wearing individual, perhaps we should realize our potential power."
"Really? I thought we were pretty strong enough as is, Junketsu." Satsuki replied, surprised that she, in spite of utilizing her kamui's combat form, wasn't reaching their potential.
"Correct, but even though you've been wearing me and utilizing my combat form, we haven't been...well...synchronized with each other correctly. You've been activating it and we do get along on the same page quite well, but if we were to synchronize, we would be a real force to reckon with, especially for your advisory standing in front of you." Junketsu replied back, explaining that in spite of the exceptional power they've been displaying, they could be even stronger if they were to synchronize.
"So what should I do to...ummm...synchronize with you?"
"Simple. Just shout out 'Life Fiber Synchronize, Kamui Junketsu' in the most boastful, commanding way possible after you pull the lever on your glove and activate my combat form. That way we'll be able to really work wonders with each other.
"Can you please stop talking to your fucking kamui, Satsuki Matoi?!" Ryuko screamed out as she grew impatient with her rival's sudden conversation with her school uniform.
"Sounds good then." Satsuki responded to Junketsu, which she then followed it up by pulling the lever on her glove, enabling her kamui to feed on some of her blood and sync up with her.
LIFE FIBER SYNCHRONIZE, KAMUI JUNKETSU!
"Oh wow. I feel ever better than before, Junketsu." Satsuki replied to her kamui after they finished properly synchronizing with each other for the first time, which was notable by Junketsu's eyes being considerably longer and bigger than they were in prior situations when Satsuki activated his combat form.
"Wasn't I right, Satsuki Matoi?" Junketsu responded in a fairly upbeat, chirpy tone.
"You sure were. I not only look awesome showing my body for the whole world to see, I feel just as awesome in the inside." Satsuki spoke back as she then extended her scissor blade with her right hand back over her right shoulder, shouted out at her rival with a renewed confidence and vigor "Show me what you got, Ryuko Kiryuin!" and waved her left hand towards her, hinting to Ryuko that she's finally now ready for the fight of her life.
Ryuko, ready to tear Satsuki apart, clenched her teeth together and dashed towards her, screaming like a complete maniac. The women then began to clash their respective swords against each other, causing several more craters to form around them with each consecutive meeting of scissor blade and onyx katana.
"Ryuko Kiryuin, what you you so long to get the courage to fight me?" Satsuki asked her rival as they kept trading blows, though neither of them had a clear advantage in this particular skirmish.
"LESS TALK, MORE FIGHT YOU COCKSUCKING SHITHEAD!" Ryuko yelled back, not wanting to hear her rival talk smack in the heat of battle.
"Oh come on, Ryuko Kiryuin. This isn't some life or death situation." Satsuki laughed, trying to calm Ryuko down, who's complexion grew blood red out of sheer rage.
"THIS IS FOR LIFE OR DEATH, FUCKFACE!" Ryuko screamed back as she managed to smack the blue scissor blade out of Satsuki's hands. She then screamed out, "DIE, YOU MOTHERFUCKER! DIE!" and jammed Bakuzan right into Satsuki's chest, shocking the living life out everyone around her. She then started to twist the cold blade as her lips warped into a downright nightmarish, psychotic grin.
"BLEED FOR ME, SATSUKI FUCKING MATOI! FUCKING BLEED!" Ryuko continued to scream as spit started to fly out of her mouth, almost like if she was frothing in sheer pleasure. As a huge glob of blood spilled out from where the sword was pierced, Satsuki slumped down to her knees and fell onto the ground, appearing to have died on the spot.
"SATSUKI!" Nonon yelled in absolute horror as it appeared that her best friend since childhood died in front of her very own eyes. The boys also appeared visibly shaken as none of them ever witnessed the actual death of another.
"Finally! The bitch is fucking dead!" Ryuko smiled, disturbingly satisfied that she seemingly got the upper hand and vanquished her rival. She then turned her head towards Satsuki's friends and told her, "As for the rest of you pieces of shit, i'll think of something. Just go ahead and spend whatever time you have left with Ms. Matoi before I call my mother in to clean this mess up."
"That...will not be necessary." a familiar voice weakly replied that sent chills down Ryuko's spike and immediately took the gloom and doom out of Nonon and the others.
"IT...CAN'T BE!" Ryuko growled as she turned around and faced Satsuki, who had managed to get back onto her knees in spite of still having Bakuzan impaled into her chest. "YOU SHOULD BE FUCKING DEAD!"
Satsuki then stood back up, saw the sword and the bloodstains and replied, "Whoa. Look at all this blood. What a flippin' mess you made of me."
"SHUT! THE! FUCK! UP! SHITSKI MATURD!" Ryuko shouted as she clenched her hands and teeth together, feeling like Satsuki is mocking her even when in an ungodly amount of pain.
"Uh, hold on a second now. Just need to get this blasted sword out of me." Satsuki replied as blood oozed out of her mouth, all while she started to pull Bakuzan out of her chest. More blood started to spew out, only this time it came pouring out of entry wound on her chest. As the sword steadily got out of her body, Satsuki started making slight grunting noises as the pain started to really get to her.
After a few seconds of struggling with the the sword, Satsuki finally got it out of her, tossed it onto the ground in all of its blood splattered glory, looked at Ryuko and told her as she clenched onto her aching chest, "Man, that was a pain in the butt to have in there. I mean, my lungs had a real hard time working with a cold piece of metal in between them."
"DAMMIT, SATSUKI MATOI! WHY CAN'T YOU JUST SHUT THE MOTHERFUCKING FUCK UP?!" Ryuko yelled at her as ran towards her and attempted to punch her rival in the face. However, Satsuki then dodged the attack and smashed Ryuko's stomach with her right knee, which took quite a bit of wind out of her.
With Ryuko dazed a little, Satsuki picked her scissor blade up and raised it up, ready to strike. Ryuko then picked Bakuzan up, also got into a fighting position and resumed trading blows with her rival, though when Ryuko swung her sword, the blood on it splattered everywhere, especially when it collided with Satsuki's scissor blade.
As the girls continued to clash swords with each other, Satsuki noticed some black stuff dripping off of Ryuko's hair, which she then told her, "Hey Ryuko. Why is there black goop coming out of your hair?"
"FUCK OFF, SATSUKI MATOI! DON'T TRY TO PULL ANY STUPID ASS TRICKS ON ME NOW!" Ryuko yelled as she kept swinging her sword, hoping to throw her rival off track.
"I'm being serious. Just...see for yourself." Satsuki replied as she pointed at Ryuko's hair.
Although Ryuko didn't want to take notice, she felt a cold goofy substance drip off of her face, which immediately prompted her to brush her fingers against her hair, only to pull out more of that black gunk out of her hair. Satsuki then saw a very faint, dull shade of red in some of Ryuko's hair, which she then added, "Uhhhh...your hair is starting to look weird."
"YOU...JUST SHUT UP!" Ryuko shouted back, sounding more agitated with her hair than her situation with Satsuki. "We'll settle this later!".
Before Satsuki could reply, Ryuko turned the other direction and ran away at an extremely fast pace. She then looked at her friends and told them, "Well that was pretty anticlimactic."
"At the very least you're not dead." Nonon told her friend, relieved that her friend is still in the world of the living.
"You could say that again." Satsuki responded, smiling as she swung her scissor blade around like a key chain.
A half hour later at the Kiryuin Conglomerate headquarters, Ryuko was seen standing inside a shower, letting the nice, hot water pour against her nude, well endowed body. More black gunk began to spew out of her hair as she cleaned herself up.
Several minutes later, Ryuko stepped out of the shower, looked in the mirror and, much to her surprise, spotted a noticeable red strand of hair that clashed against her short black hair, groaned, "Goddammit! Why can't this damn hair just stay black?".
She then pulled some scissors out, reached it towards the red hair and contemplated cutting it off. However, she then recalled that some of Satsuki's hair was blue and she told herself, "Well at least it isn't that shitty ass blue Satsuki Matoi has in her fucking hair.". Ryuko tossed the scissors into the sink, picked Senketsu up, muttered to herself, "Nonetheless, this battle ain't over, Satsuki Matoi. The next time we fight, i'll make sure to tear you apart from limb to limb but for now...I need a bodyguard. Perhaps Gi Man can help me out with that." and left the bathroom, leaving behind a sludgy mess in the shower sink.