30 ways to annoy your favorite TDI characters!
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Victim Ten:
Noah
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( #'s 1-4 SUBMITTED BY : Titan Wolf)
1. Take all his books and replace them with gay romance novels.
2. When he walks by say ding aling aling.
3. Tell him the author that write his favorite books went on strike.
4. Tell him Cody wants to see other dudes.
( #'s 5-7 SUBMITTED BY: Poetic Nothingness)
5. Every time he tries to read scream party like a rock star and scream totally dude even louder when he tries to ask why.
6. Make him rent an apartment with Izzy for a month (that would be fricking hilarious)
7. Tell him even Cody got him beat in sex appeal.
(#'s 7-15 SUBMITTED BY: randomhottiexoxo)
8. Tell him that your insert animal here is smarter than him
9. Tell him reading actually makes people dumber
10. Speak to him in only im/txt lingo
11. Ask him what 2 and 2 is put together and then when he says 4 say wrong its 22 (A/N: or fish, fish is only if you switch one of the 2's around then connect them so that the top looks like a circle.)
12. Have everyone chant nerd whenever he goes by
13. Tell him brains beats brawns everyday and tell him to prove it by punching Duncan in the gut (i have nothing against Duncan don't worry Noah is weak, it will feel like a poke) and then watch what happens
14. Tell him that you read somewhere that if you wear a pink tu-tu all day makes your I.Q. go up by 20 points
15. Randomly ask him "22 of what?"
(#'s 16-19 SUBMITTED BY: alienphantom)
16. Tell him he's not as smart as he thinks he is.
17. Stick a small, neon sign on his back that says, "I'm an !!" In scarlet letters.
18. Accuse him of being gay.
19. Burn his books.
20. Just plain beat the crap out of him.
21. Lock him in a room with All of the leftovers from Chef's previously meals.
(#'s 22-23 SUBMITTED BY: Imc3200)
22. Replace his books with sports books.
23. Tie him up in front of a TV with ESPN on.
24. Tell him Katie and Sadie have huge crushes on him.
25. Dress up like him and walk around saying "Medical records" and "Sports aren't my forte"Tell him that Ezekiel idolizes him and say the same to Ezekiel only vice versa.
(#'s 26-27 SUBMITTED BY: Bubbles968)
26. Bring a bunch of screaming fan girls to the "dude"
27. Remind him that he kissed a guy.
(#28 submitted by: Bubbles968 AND alienphantom A/N: I put them together because they were similar)
28. Force him to sing "I kissed a boy and i liked it." or make the sign blink and then say, "I kissed a dude."
29. Ask him "If A equals B and B equals C then what is D? Oh and D is the irrational factor of the quotient of A and B." (A/N: What did I even write?)
30. Finish a Rubik's cube in front of him then challenge him to complete it faster than you. (A/N: I can solve one!! can you?)
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OH, this chapter is called 30 ways to annoy Noah! SO yeah basically I might add 5 to each chapter...If you want to pitch an idea or ideas (like most of you) for previous chapters then send it in a review for that chapter!
If you have any ideas for the next chapter feel free to pitch them in a review.
Thank you to everyone that has reviewed, It means a lot to me.
The next Victim will be a surprise!! NOT it will be a girl..Izzy, I think. But I'll just do Izzy. So it is Izzy.