Letters to the Amazon Quartet

by Ariesgirl666

Thanks to an idea from Sailor Mercury and a couple of well-placed glares from Sailor Mars, the former Amazon Quartet are stuck having to answer fan letters! Cerecere and Junjun are competing for most replies, Pallapalla's thrilled, and for once Vesves is too cowed to fight back. Leave a question for them in your review!

10. Chapter 10

Ten chapters, people! Yay!

Thanks to TuxIsAPenguin for the questions. Had a lot of fun answering these: To all, if you had to write a Tuxedo mask speech, what would you say? Also what would you call Tux, because his name is absurd

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Hi,

Definitely my favorite question. Ahem:

In the name of justice, I will stand here in my absolutely ridiculous outfit and preach to you for a good fifteen minutes, giving you ample time to get away, while Sailor Moon makes heart eyes at me and her companions roll their eyes behind her back. Now, allow me to entertain you with some bullshit lines about how girls are like flowers or some similarly sexist crap that I've probably stolen from some dusty old poetry book. Now, Sailor Moon, you delicate flower, now that I've taken up a good amount of airtime, use your power to kick ass!

End speech. Oh, and I would call him Ridiculous-Speech-Man. Not very original, but Ceres says that what I actually want to call him is "unprintable" and will "scar people for life". Whatever.

-Vesves

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Hiiiiii Tux is a Penguin!

Palla LOVES your username! Write a Tuxedo-Mask speech? Palla? Okay, here goes:

Blahblahblah, blahblah blah. Blah blah blahblah blah, and blah and blah. Blah blah sailormoon blah blah justice blahblahblah roses.

The end!

Palla would call Tuxedo-Mask Penguin because she has been inspired by your username! Junjun says penguin is a Batman villain but Palla doesn't care. Junjun's a nerd anyway.

Byeeeeee

Love, Palla

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Hey, here's my speech.

I am Tuxedo Mask. Please don't mind me as I poke my strangely-shaped head with its terrible case of hat hair where it doesn't belong, interfere in a fight by doing literally nothing, and stealing all the credit. Here's some bullshit poetry. The end.

I would call Tuxedo Mask "Too-Lame-To-Even-Be-A-Halloween-Costume-Much-Less-A-Legit-Hero", but that's just me.

-Junjun

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Dear TuxIsAPenguin,

Thank you for the delightful question! My sisters and I all enjoyed it. His speeches are usually something like this,

How dare you tarnish this crystalline beauty of the moon's surface (nobody seems to point out that the moon is in reality ugly and cratery) with your ugly demon-ness. Now, face justice! No, I will not be delivering this justice. In fact, I will just be standing here, since I only have one rose-dart-thing, and let you bask in my presence as Sailor Moon does all the work.

Did you know Tuxedo Mask actually doesn't wear a tuxedo? He actually wears a white tie dinner suit. Don't believe me? Here's the source: 10-reasons-why-everyone-but-sailor-moon-knows-tuxedo-ma-1659484664. So I would call him "White Tie Dinner Suit Mask". I don't care if it sounds stupid, stupid seems to be his general motif.

Yours truly,

Cerecere