OMG OMG OMG :D I was going to update later but since I got SEVEN reviews I believe you guys get a gift :D SO AWESOME
X-Wave: Thanks :D Ooo just gave me an idea young one xD
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I'm just me2: Lovin your reviews ;D
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Adrianna Rhode: THANKS RIA :D I will advertise your story (nrd)
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Sam's POV
"Hey guys, I'm Carly!" Carly screamed.
"And I'm Mason"
"And this is iCarly and Mason!" they both shouted simultaneously.
"You may notice that Sam and Freddie aren't here... but the show must go on!" Carly said.
"We're now introducing a new segment called 'Dart the Fart!'" Mason said.
Then a cardboard piece with a picture of me taped on it flung out of nowhere. Mason and Carly got darts and started throwing them at my face!
"Bullseye!" Carly shouted.
"Right in her eye" Mason said.
"You're wondering why Sam is the fart..." Carly said.
"Because she is smelly!"
I laughed. That's just pathetic. Couldn't of have made a better joke Carly?
"Real funny" Mason fake-chuckled.
"Now here comes our special guest tonight... Spencer Shay!" Mason shouted.
"Hay yooo! Hey Carly and... Mason?" Spencer said awkwardy.
"Where's Sam and Freddie?" Spencer said.
Oh here it comes.
"Sam's in jail" Mason said, saving Carly.
"WHAT? Then we got to bail her out!" Spencer shouted.
"No we can't becuase.. SHE KILLED FREDDIE!" Carly shouted.
"Psh, Carly, that's unbelievable, I know Sam hates Freddie but not that much to kill him" Spencer said.
"Well it's true!" Carly shotued.
"And you're telling me that now? And that instead of mourning over your friends death, you're laughing happily during your webshow?" Spencer said disapprovingly.
"Do you really think that Spencer believes Carly?" I asked Freddork.
"Nah, he knows shes lying, he's suspicious now" Freddork answered.
"We're going to have a talk Carly, I'm turning off the camera" Spencer said.
"No-no!" Carly shouted.
Black screen.
Guys, just interrpting the show xD.
So guys I'm holding a contest.
Awesome and hectic are too old now. We need NEW words.
Who ever creates the most spazziest word, will get to be featured in my story, saying their word!
IT COULD BE PINAPILILI OR CROZONS.
ALSO, I'M BEGGING YOU GUYS TO READ ADRIANNA RHODES STORY, 'iLive in iCarly" :D IT WOULD DO HER AND ME WONDERS.
back to the show.
"Well that was um.." Freddie said awkwardly.
"Let's read the comments" I said.
"Kay'"
RainbowShaimbow:
Pathetic Carly.
I heard that Mason was cheating on Sam with Carly and Mason got Carly preggos! So that's why Sam isn't hanging with them.
korasa1993:
Wait.. so when Mason joined in, Carly changed the name but when Sam started the show with Carly, she kept that stupid name?
Stupid and un-funny.
justsoplain24:
Sam made this show hilarious!
YOU SUCK MASON AND CARLY! YOUR NEW WEBSHOW NAME IS LAME ALSO.
Adrianna Rhode:
Freddie's hot.
I look at Freddie, smirking. I clench and unclench my fists. Wait why am I so angry? Ugh nevermind.
Why would Sam kill Freddie? SAM LOVES FREDDIE :D SEDDDIE.
Freddie and I both blushed.
I'm just me2:
^SEDDIE :D
RainbowShaimbow, OMG THEY ARE LIL B******
"Thank god we installed curse sensors" Freddie said.
"I know right"
spiderswantmetotapdance:
Carly isnt funny.
:D I LOVE CANDY
X-Wave:
CARLY AND MASON CAN SUCK ON-
"Okay then!" I quickly exited out of the page.
"At least everybody hates them" Freddie said.
"Wait remember the first comment, when RainbowShaimbow said that Mason got Carly preggos?" I said.
"Yeah.." Freddie said, suspecting what I would say next.
"Do you think that's true?" I asked, worriedly.
"Sam, the idiotic (A/N: YESH I CALLED MYSELF IDIOTIC :D) person 'heard' it, she/he doesn't know it's true or not" Fredpork said, reassuring.
"Yeah... and dude RainbowShaim is not idiotic, she/he has an awesome name!" I argued.
"So not! Her/His name is so amateurish! All the other names are awesome!" Freddie argued back.
"WRONG! The other names suck! RainbowShaim is awesome" I retorted.
We continued arguing until we heard the bell ring. I get up to answer the door.
"Samantha Puckett?" The officer asked.
"Yes?" I said.
"You're underarrested for the murder of Fredward Benson" The officer said, while cuffing me.
"WHAT?" I shouted.
YAY :D. ANYWAYS GUYS, I KNOW SAM WAS AT FREDDIES HOUSE BUT THE OFFICE WENT TO HER HOUSE FIRST THEN PAM SAID SHE WAS AT FREDDIE BENSONS HOUSE SO THATS HOW HE KNEW. In case of any confusion of how he knew Sam was there.
R&R REVIEW AND RITISCISM.
HAVE A PINAPILILI DAY ;D
~KimmyFlimmy OUT!