Sasori gave the daycare worker a long stare as she performed her little 'puppet show' for him. The centre had a little theatre where the babies and small children could stuff their hands into the hand puppets, finger puppets, or plain ol use their faces like a bunch of goons.

Sasori had only seen that performed by Hidan and Deidara though as they screamed and squealed, an attempt to make him angry.

This woman though? What a stupid performance! The two hand puppets swayed back and fourth as she sang, "Pooping in the tub is bad bad bad, bad bad bad, bad bad bad. Pooping in the tub is bad bad bad, don't poop in the tub~"

How did she know he pooped in the tub last night!?

Sasori glared around suspiciously as he hadn't told any babies. Especially not his forced bestfriend Deidara. No not him, never. Perhaps it was his mother. She was quite the gossip after all. Perhaps his mother told Deidara's and it went from the mom to the son. As he glared at Deidara giggle with Konan though he could rule that off. Deidara was stupid after all and probably would have approached him.

This though, this was embarrassing hearing the woman sing to him! Thank goodness no one was approaching him to question the reason for a performance about not pooping in the tub.

"Oh dear..."

Sasori frowned as Hidan came crawling over at max speed. Sure Hidan could walk, but his specialty was his demon speed while on all fours. Even the workers had trouble catching him! It seemed only the baby's mom could catch him at a moments notice, whomp him and scold him into an instant bitter obedience.

"Oh... Hello there Hidan." Spoke the worker as she got suspicious as to why Hidan was here. Knowing the two boys relationship, Sasori had a chance of being tackled, hit or even bitten.

"Would you like to watch my special puppet show?"

"No."

Hidan looked at Sasori who had spoken for him. So fast too! It was... It was almost as if Sasori didn't want him to be there!

"Heck yeah I want to be here." Hidan said himself, ignoring what might be considered Sasori's own plea for him to leave.

The employee took the happy squeal as a 'Yes' and prepared her routine yet again. Who knew the performance would be such a hit!

Sasori rolled his eyes.

"Pooping in the tub is bad bad bad, bad bad bad, bad bad bad. Pooping in the tub is bad bad bad, don't poop in the tub~"

Hidan looked on with wide eyes...

How did she know he pooped in the tub last night!?

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