The Teenage Life of a Genetically Modified Werewolf

by SmartieBlondie

Derek Souza wasn't normal to start with. But now he has a family that includes a genetically modified witch, a comic book loving sorcerer, a stutter-y necromancer girlfriend, an overprotective Aunt of said girlfriend, and his long-lost adopted father. This is some of what happens on his messed up life.

10. I Want A Werewolf For Christmas!

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Derek was looking around for Chloe. They were going to start decorating the ginger bread man and she had the supplies and they couldn't start without her.
He certainly didn't expect her to be singing to a Christmas carol karaoke that was pumping out from the tiny stereo and dancing as she prepared some candy.

"I want a werewolf for Christmas
Only a werewolf will do
Don't want a doll
No dinky tinker toy
I want a werewolf to laugh with and enjoy

I want a werewolf for Christmas
I don't think Santa Claus will mind do you
He won't have to use
A dirty chimney flue
Just bring him through the front door
That's the easy thing to do

I can see me now on Christmas morning
Creeping down the stairs
Oh what joy and what surprise
When I open up my eyes
To see a canine hero standing there

I want a werewolf for Christmas
Only a wolf will do
No crocodiles
No rhinoceroses
I only like werewolfs!
And werewolfs seem to like me too

( instrumental and lots of crazy dancing)

Lyle and Edison says a werewolf would eat me up but then
Teacher says a werewolf is a fictional thing again

There's lots of room for him
In our two car garage
I'd feed him there
And play games with him there
And give him his massage!

I can see me now on Christmas morning
Creeping down the stairs
Oh what joy and what surprise
When I open up my eyes
To see a canine hero standing there

I want a werewolf for Christmas
Only a werewolf will do
No crocodiles
Or rhinoceroses-es
I only like werewolfuses-es
And werewolves seem to like me too!"

In the end they were the tango around the kitchen and Derek was
substituting 'Hippo' with 'Necromancer' and Chloe was still doing 'Werewolf' instead of 'Hippo'.

What a weird sight it must have been for Tori, Kit, Lauren and Simon when they walked through the threshold expecting to find the couple kissing and instead finding the two singing lunatics doing the tango and eating their candy.

They all ended up doing it too though, everyone completely forgetting about the gingerbread house sitting in the other room.