SUPRISE! I'm Alive!
So I know It's been a year since I updated, but I was bored and said "Why Not". The reason I haven't been updating is I've been working more on my fictionpress account while also working on my novel. In all honesty, this is probably the only story I'll be updating for this account, and even then there wont be many new chapters. I'm still going to write for this whenever I get inspiration, though ^.^
Anyway, this whole chapter is basically wars that happen in diffrent shows or books, and all of these were based on recent events. Personally I don't like this one as much as previous chapters, but I figured it was better than nothing. So... yeah.
Call Log:
July 9, 2013
Fandom Wars
July 9, 2013
Chris-Chef
12:14 PM
Beep
Beep
Click
"What do ya want?!"
"Chef, I was just wondering something."
"Yes, Everyone knows it's a wig."
"HEY! This is all natural, and you know I only wore the wig because someone decided to put something in my shampoo. Did I blame that person? Yes. Did I yell at them? Yes. Yet I did not fire said person, even though I probably should have, because I am a kind-hearted person, even if a certain Chef- I mean Someone- is a tot-"
"Get to the point, pretty boy."
"Fine, but we will discuss this later, someone!"
"Yeah, yeah"
"Anyway, the last phone-log that wasn't a flashback was March 10, 2012. This phone-log is in 2013-as you can clearly see in the nice little heading above."
"So?"
"Well why is everyone acting like no time has passed at all?"
"Easy. The author was too lazy to utilize a time skip."
"Uh... what?"
"Heck, right now our whole conversation was scripted to explain this?"
"What Script?"
"It's also adding to the sad attempt of a running joke where the character breaks the forth wall."
"Running Joke? What are you going on abo-"
"This conversation never happened."
Click
"... What?!"
July 9, 2013
Courtney-Gwen
12:36 PM
Click
"Courtney, please, I already said sorry."
"Oh you better be sorry! Traitor!"
"Would you just let it go?"
"Let it Go? LET IT GO?! NO! I Will not let it go you-you-AGH! t's obvious who belongs with who!"
"Yes, it is. So maybe you should stop being so delusional."
"Wha- You pasty, emo back stabber!"
"Preppy, Whiny Psycho!"
"Relationship-Ending, Hot-Topic Shopping Betrayer!"
"Cold-Hearted, Non-Adapting Obsesser!"
"Elena Totally Belongs With Stefan!"
"No, Her and Damon are Perfect for each other!"
"But she's with Stefan in the books!"
"Yeah, and she's with Stefan in the Show, but now she's with Damon. Uh, hello? Have you SEEN the Sexual Tension?"
"Sure, SEXUAL TENSION! But what her and Stefan have is true love!"
"You're so- This is all so- UGH!"
"I Know!"
"Guys Are So Lucky! They don't argue about this stuff."
July 9, 2013
Geoff-Trent
12:39 PM
"No Way, Trent! The only one Elena really loves is Damon."
"Are You blind? Her and Stefan are perfect for each other."
"Psh, Yeah Right! They have absolutely no chemistry together!"
"But he was her First love!"
"But C'mon, man! They're soo boring! Delena's got fire!"
"But Stelena has an emotional connection! Damon's a Home wrecker!"
"*Gasp* You Take that Back!"
"Make me!"
July 9, 2013
Owen-Ann-Marie
12:55 PM
Click
"Yeah?"
"Are you Watching it?!"
"General Hospital? Nah, I missed it!"
"Sonny and Olivia!"
"Wha?!"
"They Kissed!"
"Oh Ma' God, You Serious?!"
"Yes, Can you believe it?"
"I know! I've wanted them to hook-up for so long."
"But What about Connie?"
"Who?"
"You know, Kate, split personalities, was engaged to Sonny, all better now?"
"What about her?"
"I just like her and Sonny better than Olivia and S-"
"WHAT?!"
"Uh, I mean- Woo-Hoo! Olivia and Sonny! Yeah!"
"'S What I thought, big guy. Now what's up with those two cousins kissin' each other?"
"Oh, that doctor guy..."
July 9, 2013
Cody-Noah
1:28 PM
Click
"NOAH! IT'S HORRIBLE!"
"Uh... what is?"
"Y-You don't know?!"
"Apparently not."
"Matt Smith!"
"... Who?"
"Who- the eleventh Doctor, Man! He's leaving the show!"
"Oh... okay."
"Just Okay? Smith's my favorite Doctor, and now he's regenerating!"
"Wait, are you talking about Doctor Who?"
"YES!"
"I don't watch it."
"I always liked Star-Trek better."
"Uh, Cody?"
"TRAITOR!"
SLAM
July 9, 2013
Lindsay-Heather
1:36 PM
"You're reading into this too much, Lindsay."
"But Heather! They're so perfect for each other!"
"Seriously? Sam and Dean would not work out."
"No, it's totally going to happen! Why else would I watch the show?"
"For the story,the characters, the hot guys..."
"So look at the facts! They're both extremely protective of each other,
they live together, and it's obvious they both have feeling for each other! How can you explain that?"
"... their brothers."
"... THEY ARE!"
July 9, 2013
Cody-Harold
1:41 PM
Click
"What's going on?"
"Noah said Star Trek's better that Doctor Who!"
"What? Is he Delusional?"
"I know!"
"Star Gate's obviously the best!"
"... what?"
"I mean, Gosh! Star Gate is totally-"
"You're dead to me."
SLAM
"... what?"
July 9, 2013
Lindsay-Tyler
1:53 PM
"... So Sam and Dean really are Brothers? Why doesn't the show tell you?"
"Uh... they do."
"Really?! Then why do they live in a car together?"
"Because they can hunt more demons like that,"
"They Hunt Demons?!"
"... Do you even watch the show?"
"... I get distracted sometimes."
July 9, 2013
Beth-Zoey
2:26 PM
Click
"Hello?"
"Hi! Did you see the trailer?"
"What trailer?"
"Oh, I was planning to show it to Book Club next week. It's the next Percy Jackson movie."
"Oh... We're not going to read that for book club, are we""
"I hope we are! ... you sound disappointed. Why are you disappointed?"
"I just never liked the Percy Jackson series."
"Why not?"
"It just seemed like a Harry Potter rip-off."
"Actually, the plots really different."
"A young boy finds out he's some type of mythical species find out they're both part of some big prophecy and go on adventures with a smart girl and an adorable dork while living in some supernatural setting? No offense, but that is way too similar for coincidence."
"... Are you saying Riordan copied Rowling?"
"I guess. I just think Harry Potter's better."
"Percy killed a Minotaur in the fifth chapter of book one!"
"Okay, well Harry made a glass wall disappear in the second chapter of book one."
"Camp Half-Blood has a Pegasus stable."
"Hogwarts has magical moving stairs."
"The camp is overseen by an actual Greek God."
"Do I even have to mention Dumbledore?"
"To be fair Dionysus was actually alive for all the books."
"Oh, you did not just go there."
"I'm just saying~"
"Well I'm just saying there are points where Percy thinks he's a total bad-ass, even if he hasn't done anything!"
"Yeah, and Harry did that also! Not to mention the whole Ginny thing! It was his best freind's sister, for pete's sake!"
"If you want to get technical Percy's committing incest!"
"You're Stupid!"
"No, You're Stupid!"
" You have horrible taste in books!"
"You support Plagiarism!"
"You're being judgmental!"
"Yeah, well you're really short!"
"Red's a stupid color!"
"... What were we arguing about again?"
"I don't remember."
So here's basically what the wars are about:
~Courtney-Gwen and Geoff-Trent are about the Vampire Diaries love triangle, which is personally a very touchy subject, even if I'm mad at the books now -.-
~Owen-Anne-Marie is about a Soap Opera, General Hospital, and to sum it up Sonny gets all the ladies... and I've only been watching for a year... this was also to show what's happening right now.
~Cody's conversations were based off two things. 1) I'm depressed about Matt Smith leaving, and 2) A guy walked into Doctor Who Club last month and said "I just want to let you know that Star Trek is superior to Doctor Who in every way, Live Long and Prosper. Oh, is that Pizza?"
~Lindsay-Heather is about the show Supernatural and the concept of Wincest... and that's all I shall say on the subject
~Beth-Zoey was a bit of a joke on an argument I saw about the two books. Personally I love both series ^w^
REVIEWS:
NTA FANFIC-... Yeah, I can totally see Svelanta being a Lesbian. As for the Aligator Bikini... Yeah, this conversation doesn't exist. Thank's for Reviewing!
Luiza TDI-In all honesty I don't even know who was who for that conversation. And isn't everybody a little pervy deep down. I don't think Justin has it that bad. Some fan girls get worse than that, so we can just laugh at his misery. Thanks for Reviewing!
iPsychic-Glad you liked them ^.^ Now I'll go find some duct-tape to make sure you stay in one piece now! I always did wondered what things his personalities could do that would be awkward to wake up to... my mind went to strippers. Not sure how I feel about this. Anyway, Thanks for the Review!
Smiles1998- Personally the Duncan-Courtney one was one of my favorites from that chapter. Now I will go get more duct-tape to deal with the cracked up thing ^.^ As for the update soon... uh... sorry. Thank you for Reviewing, and have fun with Izzy's Revenge thing!
I'll Cover Angel and Collins- Had to fit Sierra being creepy into that somewhere ^.^ Thank You for Reviewing!
Doctor Profesor Patricio-NOO! DON"T DIE! I'm Too Pretty to go to Jail! Now I must be Un-Funny so that you may live!... Just kidding ^.^ I have a few theories on what Sierra might do... they scare me. Thanks for Reviewing!
THERE! I replied to the Reviews... Just took me a year... If you have any Ideas for a phone-call, please tell me!
So... BYE!
P.S. *Insert Witty Line About Reviewing Here*
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