Disclaimer: I don't own Hetalia.

Things France isn't allowed to do:

1. I'm not allowed to continue telling Italy to become my territory.

2. I'm not allowed to pat Italy's hair in that obsessed way.

3. I'm not allowed to give him that book about intercourse ever again ether.

-I should stop trying to corrupt the poor kid…but he would look so cute as part of my territory!

4. I'm not allowed to use my cute side to lure nations into my house.

-Or make a path with candy leading to my house.

5. I'm not allowed to continue claiming that Mongolia is trying to recreate his Golden Horde again for the sole purpose of getting Russia as his maid again.

-If that ever happen it will be the other way around.

6. I'm not allowed to call the Balkan Peninsula "An expanding teddy bear factory".

-The newer Balkan nations are cute, but that doesn't give me the right to scar them for life.

7. I'm not allowed to put Germany on a leash.

-Even though Italy will be delighted.

8. I'm not allowed to call Moldova "Russia's son".

-Even though it's quite cute to see Ivan getting all fatherly around the boy!

9. I'm not allowed to make any suggestions about how to save the pandas.

10. I'm not allowed to snicker every time America tries to stop Hungary and Romania from fighting.

-Or make bets on how the two bickering nations will beat up Alfred, I should help him...NOT.

11. I'm not allowed to call Europe "Radioactive being with a mind of its own".

-Or "Mother".

-I am not a character in Final Fantasy 7 and I should stop claiming that I am just to see England in Cloud Strife's dress.

12. I'm not allowed to propose marriage to Russia.

-Belarus, China, Serbia and Bulgaria will be out for my blood before I can blink…they are rather sadistic when they want to be.

13. I'm not allowed to say that wars are the national sport of all of the nations from Europe.

-Or the definition of our national spirits.

-But, sadly enough, they are.

14. I'm not allowed to start a "Who's the kinkiest" contest just to make a new Bad Friends Trio.

15. I'm not allowed to say that everyone should help me recreate Pangaea so we can be one again.

-But I'm sure that Russia will help me and then no vital regions will be save from me!