Kendra: I can't believe we are already on chapter ten…
Helen: Me too… Hey! It's Kitty!
*appears in flames**still looks like the deformed diva*
Kitty: Why? *sob*
Japan: Are you HAPPY now? Look what you did to me! Look at it! I'm the only one who survived...
Everyone-What happened was, during WW2 Japan was in need of entertainment. He kidnapped me and cut off my legs. He replaced them with a deer's and attached a horn onto me. The Japanese people were entertained with what once was something beautiful. Another part of the show was me being raped. When I tried to escape, he put acid on my eyes, rendering me blind. *glares at Japan* Well are you happy now? Soon after he kidnapped more kids and cut off their limbs to put them in the freak show. But the main event was me, either being raped or chained in my cage. (Note: this was an actual event in Japanese history!)
Siberia: That's creepy. *scoots away from Japan*
India- Well, B.F.B.T.T has more time to be insane. I've got to govern all hells, make sure no goody goodies from up in heaven fall, paperwork (heh!), torturing the souls of the damned... a lot.
India: Something is wrong with you. Do you have a mental disorder?
Georgia: That is quite rude to ask!
India: But I'm not asking YOU. I'm asking Kitty.
Morgan- Cakes good, but pie and chocolate are better. :3
Morgan: I personally don't like pies, but a mixture of chocolate AND cake would be perfect!
Kitty: You mean, chocolate cake?
Morgan: Yeah~!
Germany- Steal Gilbird.
Germany: Vhy?
Helen: Because Kitty said so.
Germany: *grabs Gilbird*
Prussia: *doesn't notice*
Austria- Steal Hungary's yaoi.
Slovakia: Hah! You must want Austria to die or something!
Austria: *glares, but tries to steal the tapes*
Hungary: Austria, what are you doing?
Austria: I was trying to do a dare. *sighs* Now it's over.
Prussia- Are you still trying to invade Austria's 'vital regions'?
Prussia: Nah. I decided I'm gonna focus my awesome-ness on someone else. *gives a small glance at Ireland*
America- Ummm... *locks in a room and calls his cell. She says this in a raspy voice that doesn't sound like her*
Kitty: Are you alone?
America: Yeah, who is this?
Kitty: THE LAST PERSON YOU'LL EVER TALK TO AGAIN! *evil laughter*
America: *screams and runs out of the closet while everyone is laughing*
Bye! Also, can I be on full time? THNX!
Morgan: OMFG, yes!
Hetalia Cast: *didn't here what Kitty asked*
Morgan: Everyone, meet your new co-host!
India: What? NO! *emo corner*
Kitty: *looks normal* I'm not THAT bad! Am I? I wouldn't mind being that evil to these people… oh, hey. Its b.f.b.t.t;
Since "breaking the fourth wall" is when an author comes into a story, I said I "broke the fifth wall" since I was a viewer and entered the show which was breaking the fourth wall, during the song in which I ate human arms and drooled, which is totally untrue, by the way. Get it?
Kendra: Yeah, I get it.
Germany: I dare you to throw away all your cleaning supplies. And your "stick-y friend" (or "schtick-y friend" as it sounds like in the English dub)
Germany: V-vat?
Russia: *creepy 'I'm-gonna-hit-you' aura*
Germany: *gets rid of the previously said objects, trying not to freak*
Prussia: Can I hold Gilbird? He's just so fluffy and awesome!
Prussia: Sure…*notices he's gone* GILBIRD!
Germany: *hands back Gilbird*
b.f.b.t.t.: *cuddling Gilbird*
Belarus: I dare you to hug everyone in the room, including Russia, and I dare you to kiss Russia :D
Belarus: *glares (mostly at Baltic's) but gives people hugs. When she comes to Russia, she gives him a tight hug and a kiss*
Romano: Do you still have the mustache? ;)
Romano: Yeah, why?
Morgan: *gets a bad idea and hugs Romano* YOU CAN'T HAVE HIM! HE'S MINE!
Everyone: *stare*
England: Don't worry! I can see the flying mint bunny too! Some person thought I was insane because I was talking to it, but they're just jealous, right?
England: You hear that, flying mint bunny? She can see you too!
Kitty: So can we! *points to the rest of the hosts*
Italy: Get in the closet with Germany (and please don't fall asleep, it'll make it so more worthwhile for Hungary)
Italy: Ve, ok! *sits in closet, Germany comes soon after*
Siberia: *closes door*
Closet: Wah~! It's dark! Doitsu, save me! TT_TT
America: Seriously, how do you stay so thin while eating greasy hamburgers?
America: Easy, because I'm the HERO! *hit in the head*
North Korea: I warned you, you damn American…
Slovenia: Well, ChloeHaku reviewed guys…
Hungary- Give me the footage of the dares I sent in. XD
Hungary: Of course!
Prussia- Is it ok if I order plates with a picture of you on it for our wedding? XD
Prussia: Ok- Wait, wedding? The awesome me isn't ready to get married!Ireland: Chicken…
Belarus (when she is done with Russia) - How was it?
Belarus: *smile* Nice~.
Ireland: I'm glad you liked it, bestie! *hugs Belarus*
Romano and Italy- Get your hair curls tangled...
Helen: That was funny the first time I saw that! *pushes the two together so their curls are caught*
Italy: Ve! This hurts!
Romano: Shut up!Morgan: *sighs and pulls Romano's curl so it is untangled*
Romano: *blushing very hard* CHIGI!
Morgan: I'm sorry! I just tried to help! *runs before he yells*
Kitty: *frowns and pushes a still blushing Romano in the direction Morgan went. Then turns on a random hall camera* I'm gonna love this!
{Hall}
Morgan: *leaning against the wall*
Romano: *mutter something (curses) in Italian, but stops when he sees Morgan* Are you all right?
Morgan: Of course. I should be asking YOU that… Sorry about the curl…
Romano: Its ok I guess… Maybe we should get back before I'm attacked AGAIN.
{Main Room}
Kitty: Damn… Nothing happened!
Japan- I dare you to let Italy make pasta shaped like your p****...
Japan: T-that is not proper!
Argentina: So you are backing out? *evil aura*
Japan: W-well…
Siberia: Leave the poor man alone! He may be chicken, but still! *really just doesn't want the little purity she has left spoiled*
Japan: *small glare*
North Korea: *sighs and pushes Argentina in a closet*
Closet: LET ME OUT YOU ASS! I SWEAR I WILL STAB A KNIFE THROUGH YOUR NECK!
North Korea: Good luck with that, 'friend'.
Closet: I'M NOT YOUR FRIEND!
Taiwan- Hello! Please stop flirting with Japan! Japan and Italy belong together!-aru
Taiwan: I flirt with Japan? Since when?
Helen: I've never noticed. That pairing is sort of cute though…
England and America- I want you two to make out... Even if it already happened.
Hungary: *turns on camera* KISS!
England: *sighs* Can I back out?
Helen: Only if America wants to.
America: Dude! I don't want to be killed by Russia!
England: *is pushed to kiss America. After a little bit, America begins to pull England closer to deepen the kiss. Pretty soon, the two fall onto a couch (where did that come from?). America breaks the kiss first*
All yaoi lovers: *nosebleeds*
Morgan- Become one with mother Russia and make Romano watch.
Morgan: Ok… I'll become one with mother Russia.
Russia: *pushes Morgan against a wall*
Morgan: What are- *is kissed roughly by Russia*
Belarus: *being held back by… a lot of people*
Morgan: *tries to push Russia off her, but ends up with her hands above her head*
Romano: *watching (by force) and trying to stay call but cracks* LET GO OF HER YOU DAMN BASTARD! SHE IS MINE!
Everyone other than Morgan and Romano: YES!
Morgan: *still shaking from the kiss* W-what?
Helen: We were getting him admit you are his girlfriend~!
Morgan: *whacks Helen* But that was scary! No offense Russia…
Romano: *glare at Helen and Russia*
Russia- Piss on my shoe... SMELL MY SHOE...
Russia: You are an odd one, da.
Kendra: I honestly say that is too gross to do.
Kitty: Well, I think we should- *stops when she is glared at* Fine…
Ukraine- Get breast reduction surgery!
Ukraine: U-uh… *runs*
Lithuania- Umm... I guess let Poland invade your vital regions...
Brazil: *smiles and pushes the two in the rape closet*
Morgan: *high-fives Brazil*
Prussia- What comes in bottles or in cans?
Prussia: Beer of course!
Ireland: And like 40 other drinks.
Prussia: But beer is the only one that counts!
Austria- Will you be the musical entertainment for the next chapter?
Austria: I would- *mouth is covered*
Slovakia: No he won't!
Austria:*takes off hand* Why not?
Slovakia: Classical is boring, duh!
Austria: *glare*
Everyone- I got you all ice cream... Except Prussia, he gets a milkshake... His milkshake brings all the girls to the yard...
Helen: Ice cream is good!Ireland: *drinking some beer when she finally gets what the last part meant. Then does a spit-take* W-what?
Morgan: Are you jealous? *smirk*
Ireland: I-I'm not j-jealous of Chloe!
Morgan: I never said what you would be jealous OF. *smirk grows wider*
Ireland: *blushing* W-well, uh… *runs off*
Belarus- I hope you know you are freaking awesome, Russia is crazy not to love you...
Belarus: Thank you.
Hosts- Can you poof in a sexy Russia cosplayer for the next dare? XD
Hosts: Sure… *cosplayer poofs in*
Belarus- If they poofed in the sexy Russia cosplayer, do anything you want to the Russia cosplayer and see if you enjoy...
Belarus: That is not brother. I will only be with big brother
.Russia: *hiding from Belarus*
France- Admit your homosexual and kiss Canada...
France: *still stuck in emo-mode* Ze dare?
Slovakia: Stay emo while you do it!
France: I am gay. *gives Canada a small kiss* I hate ze emo dare…
Canada- I love you... When I see America I say "Who's America? That's not America! That's Canada!"
Canada: Ok…
I guess that is it...
Helen: Ok then… Emily!
*Glomps England* Hi England!
*HEY EVERYONE~!
Hey Morgan, pull Romano's curl 6 times. I just love the reaction!
Morgan and Romano: WHAT?
Kitty: Do what the girl says. She is great!
Morgan: *shyly pulls the curl six times*
Romano: CHIGI! *pounces on Morgan*
Morgan: I-I'm sor-*is cut off by Romano kissing her. The kiss soon escalates into a full out make-out session*
Romano: *breaks the kiss after a bit and blushes* Uh… I'm sorry, I don't-
Morgan: *hugs Romano* You don't have to apologize, you know.
Canada. Do YOU notice Slovenia? Give her a BIG~ hug!
Canada: Of course I notice Slovenia. She is one of my best friends. *gives Slovenia (who's next to him) a hug*
Slovenia: *small blush* U-uh...
I don't remember if I told you ...*goes back through story* Oh! I did. Yeah, where I told you guys I like crack pairings...
Canada~! Kissu Italy!
Ireland: *pokes head in* I would like to see this.
Slovenia and Costa Rica: *emo corner*
Canada: *give Italy ANOTHER (you've done this before… T_T') kiss*
Uh...Ireland, why are you so mean to England? Is it because he's more awesome -DON'T PRUSSIA! - Than anyone?
Ireland: You mean my BROTHER England? Hah! Awesome is his complete opposite! Besides, he's WAY too easy to make fun of!
England: You git…
I'd like to see Turkey, Austria and Denmark getting beat up by Russia. I hate them. B(
Russia: *grabs the said nations and walks into a random room*
Someone in Room: *20 seconds later* OW! THAT HURTS!
Siberia: I have a camera in there~. I'll give you the footage later.
Uh~ Morgan! I got you this HUGE double chocolate cake and chocolate milk.
Morgan: CHOCOLATE!
Everyone else gets this HUGE double chocolate cupcakes ^w^
Kendra: Thanks. *eats cupcake*
Well, that's all I can do. I have to go. *gives England kiss, blushes* BAI-NII! *dashes off*
Kitty: *eating cupcake* These are good! I'm glad I'm a host now!
Helen: Next review is from Lorelei Lambert;
England: I see flying mint bunny too! You must let me teach you how to cook and then Italy will be happy! Also, I want to lick your eyebrows... And you must marry me and NEVER cheat on me! Or else...
England: *is slightly scared by this girl*
Austria: You are awesome and I love your voice sooooooooooooooooo much! You are sooo right about Beethoven being from Austria!
Morgan: I looked that up. He was born in Germany and lived in Austria most of his life. So, technically he's German…
Italy: Could I have a Ferrari pretty please? And you must make me pasta! And seriously, just make out with Holy Rome! In front of Germany! (Everyone else, hold Germany back so he doesn't murder Holy Roman Empire!)
Kendra: He's dead!
Kitty: That's no problem~! *uses hell powers to make Holy Rome appear*
Holy Rome: Where am I?Morgan: KYAAAAAAAA~! He is soooo cute! But… He's like, 8.
Kitty: *shrugs*
Holy Rome: Where is Italia?
Kitty: Italia is- *mouth is covered by Helen*
Helen: We can't have pedophile!
Kitty: *frowns and has Holy Rome disappear*
Germany: Your voice is pretty sexy too... You and Austria must have a normal conversation about something and just keep talking because your voices are amazing!
Germany: *sweatdrop*
Bad touch trio: You all are awesome! Prussia, especially you cause u are Mr. Awesome!
Prussia: Kesesesese! I'm glad I'm recognized!
Kitty: Who is BunniePeep Plushie?
Everyone: *shrug*
First one. Here we go...England: Dress up like a pink bunny. Then, when you are done, stand on a table in front of the rest of the nations and sing "I'm a Little Teapot".
Ireland: Oh god, this will be good!
England: I hate you… *wearing bunny suit*
I'm a little teapot, short and stout
Here is my handle and here is my spout
When I get all steamed up, hear me shout
Just tip me over and pour me out!
I'm a clever teapot, yes it's true
Here's an example of what I can do
I can change my handle to my spout
Just tip me over and pour me out!
America: Sing a really hard love song to someone you like in a romantic voice...
America: But whoever I don't sing to will be upset because- *unconscious*
North Korea: There. Now he doesn't have to open his mouth. *Glaring at unconscious America. Her curl is smiling*
South Korea: Singing-
India: *hits South Korea*
Brazil: I think you are awesome! I did your country for a project and got the highest grade in class! Anyway, can I have a hug?
Brazil: Of course! *hugs Bunnie*
Everyone but Morgan (you'll see why): Have a baking contest, Morgan's choice. Then, find out whoever can bake best and make them bake whatever Morgan wants for the next three episodes!
Morgan: But the winner will be Czech. Her cakes are amazing~! So Czech will bake me things for three episodes!
Czech: *about to hit Switzerland on the back of the head* Oh, ok. *realizes her plan is ruined*
Switzerland: I WILL shoot you.
Everyone: Pick a partner and do the waltz to end the show!Thanks!
Helen: Well, that's it!
Hosts: BYE! *waltz music*
FINALLY! Damn writers block… Oh, and if you want the pairings for the waltz, PM me!