Ozonk holdin hands wih jesus as tey luk for nerest big citie 2 concore. jesu would b big help. he culd do many thangs with watre evn tho he had nevr been traind. wlak on watr. trun watre into booze.
"wat if I turned citie's water supply into alochcol n thne while theyre al drunk yuo kil them with yuor fiery dong" jesus sugested.
Ozus cakled evily. "Brilliant!"
"of cours i hav 2 mak yuo nut b4 yuo can kil evry1."
"It has to be a massive orgasm in order for me to wipe out an entire city!" he mackled. "But I have faith in you, Jesus."
jesuss blushd. "lok i think its thime to tel yuo somethign;'"
"What is it?"
"i hav a dady kink." befreo oazole culd scre'm in horor, he clairifyed. "For our fathr in heven above!11 n 4 u, ddaddy odiouz"
oadsz shrekd n spat ot his drank evn tho he hdnt been drinkgn anyting. it was just that shoking1111
";))))))))" jesus said.
":o" ozrge respond.d.
"uwu" haysuess memd hasitly.
their convosatiable ended then becaus in front of them was BIG CITIE!''
ozas felt big smile ov evil that he had not had for long time. "Ah. This shall be our first target."